any weird sayings?
 

like, sometimes, when things get too quiet, a frind of mine, just suddenly says "hmm hmm hmm!!" and looks like he has a cunning plan. anyone else have weird stuf like that? this one bloke i know keeps saying, "anyway, long story short" and this one chick i know keeps going "ha ha ha ha ha" and then going "snarf" so it's like this: "HA HA HA HA HA-SNARF!!"

Try to talk in old english style for a little bit when you are around your friends. It works a lot better if it's like 3 in the morning and you are just finishing eating 100 pixie sticks each.

wats a pixy stick?

its a small stick about the same size of a straw. its filled with a powder candy type thing. the powder is loaded with sugar!

i love 'em. the most i've had at once was about 40 and 2 bottles of Mt.Dew

oh. we call those sugar tubes.

well this one time back in 'nam...

Wierd sayings?......Pixie Sticks?......Sugar Tubes?.....Say no more....

In a sense there a legal crack.

Comparing Pixie Stix to crack cocaine is like comparing O'Douls to Sapporo.

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i dont drink

IT was metaphorically speaking.

O'Douls is non-alcoholic "beer".

Do you get the simile at least, come on "give me a ficken bone here"http://pauldavidson.blogs.com/wfme/images/dr.evil.jpg

Hmm, you know, this french fry tastes like an imposter...I mean it's just not good enough to be french....what the hell am I saying...dude...shoot me, oh wait..I'm so drunk thst I'm prolly too drunk to get shot properly too....

--me about a half hour from the worst hangover I ever had...BTW I never touched Southern Comfort after that night....and yes, I am fully conscious when I'm that drunk :(

my weird saying is my signature: i don't want u dead, i just want u not living anymore

Stewie

Family Guy

This is a great thread! I don't have anything too funny to add, though...

Mine: "Arrrright, moving right along..."

A friend of mine: "So, and, um, yeah. OK!"

how bout, "so, hows school?"

god protect me because if i die youve got me on your hands

or its always interesting to yell " you people voted for hubert humpfrey and you killed jesus!"

Family Guy is the best show ever.
Lois: Peter are you drunk?
Peter: No i'm just exhausetd because i've been up all night drinking.
Lois: Well, i've got to go.
Peter: Yeah..... all the way to the bank.
Brian: Nice.

Thats funny. There are new episodes comming out next year.

yep. really anything that stewie says is funnier than ****

well ive had quite a few really really good ones the one people likle most was we were takin about male reactions and this girl said somthin that was wrong so i yell" what the hell you dont have a penis" we all laughed another one was im gonna eat your baby i yelled that at a friend my teacher thought i was talkin about her and her baby and she came up to me and was like ger are you still mad about earlier it was so funny :D

Me and my friends act strange and stuff when it goes quiet... one of us will just yell out a random word or something like "chikARN" or "Chaffing of buttoks" its funny but kinda gay.
now kids at school are saying it 2

i believe its "throw me a fricken bone here"

My daughter has a strange saying " I poke badgers with spoons". Have no idea what that means.I'll have to disagree on the the funniest show, it's King of the Hill.Yep,ummmhmmm,tell ya right now man........ :D

your daughter says that? thats gotta be the weirdest thing i ever heard.