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Old 01-17-19, 02:12 PM
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Really bad cycling movie.

With all the uproar around here about masi tribute treks, i thought i would NOT reccomend a movie called Break Away. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2770694/
It totally sucked and on top of it Phil Liggett let his integrity be stained by being in it. It is the fake Breaking Away. Dont waste your time.
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Is it as bad as Premium Rush? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1547234/?ref_=fn_al_tt_0
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Old 01-17-19, 02:45 PM
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i dont even want to find out. Im damaged enough already.
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Icarus is pretty interesting.
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Premium Rush was a hoot. Quite enjoyable in the 'caper' genre with some exciting stunt work; not to be take too seriously, of course.
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Premium Rush was a hoot. Quite enjoyable in the 'caper' genre with some exciting stunt work; not to be take too seriously, of course.
X2, and fixed is fun.

I've tried to watch the original Breaking away with wife and kids more than once. They though it was corny so I gave up.
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Wasnt there a cycling movie with Kevin Costner?




Edit: American flyer!!! I thought it was good. But it doesnt compare to "I'm not papa!!!...im your goddamn father!!!"
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Originally Posted by malcala622 View Post
Wasnt there a cycling movie with Kevin Costner?
Edit: American flyer!!! I thought it was good. But it doesnt compare to "I'm not papa!!!...im your goddamn father!!!"
Two, and only two good scenes in that movie.

1. Training with Eddy
2. 7 second rear wheel change by Rae Dawn Chong

We all practiced that wheel change until we could at least match that tie.
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And yet no review of Hugo’s Magic Pump...anyone ever see it?
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And yet no review of Hugo’s Magic Pump...anyone ever see it?
If that ain't a porno movie, I don't know what is.

Hoping I'm the first to reply with that...
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Oh dear. I found a 90-second trailer for Break Away and barely made it through that...
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Hard to carry that in a jersey pocket.
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That's what the back pockets are for. A little connecting and image the cell reception improvement.....just what the overpasses........
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Gee, no one's mentioned that other cinematic masterpiece "Quicksilver".
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Old 01-18-19, 09:21 AM
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Then there's always Key Exchange, in which a commitment phobic weekend warrior has intercourse while riding his Bianchi around his living room.
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I always thought it was funny to refer to movies by the title of the pr0n parody they inspired.

Although I like to think myself rather experienced and worldly, and that there’s not a lot that can leave me shocked or feeling dirty...

I just wasn't prepared for “Shaving Ryan’s Privates.”

*shudder*
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Then there's always Key Exchange, in which a commitment phobic weekend warrior has intercourse while riding his Bianchi around his living room.
Ha... "A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if taken from the drive side."
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Ha... "A picture is worth a thousand words, but only if taken from the drive side."
Well, I was going to post a picture but thought it might get me banned or worse yet, incur the wrath of Bianchigirll.
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Originally Posted by noobinsf View Post
Oh dear. I found a 90-second trailer for Break Away and barely made it through that...
count yourself lucky
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I've tried to watch the original Breaking away with wife and kids more than once. They though it was corny so I gave up.
I think you should give them a refund.
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For anyone interested in viewing the trailer:

I don't see any Masi's in this one, so I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about anyone trying to recreate a bike from this movie.
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Then there's always Key Exchange, in which a commitment phobic weekend warrior has intercourse while riding his Bianchi around his living room.
Daniel Stern from Breaking Away was in that one.
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Originally Posted by The Golden Boy View Post
I always thought it was funny to refer to movies by the title of the pr0n parody they inspired.

Although I like to think myself rather experienced and worldly, and that there’s not a lot that can leave me shocked or feeling dirty...

I just wasn't prepared for “Shaving Ryan’s Privates.”

*shudder*
My first thought when the (serious) movie came out was that it should be titled "Saving Ryan's Privates". After all, the plot is the attempt to save the life of the last living male sibling of the family so the family line can go on.

Ben
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