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crandress 05-23-20 11:03 AM

The Box O' Crap has been released from quarantine and is on its way to the great state of Washington on its inaugural journey for the eighth round of the Box O' Crap...

Reco Very Incoming!

Reco Very 05-24-20 10:20 PM

Tracking says Wednesday so I need to keep busy until then... :innocent:
Hope everyone has a safe and good Memorial day.
Thank you to all who have fought to keep us free, and Thank you to the families of the ones who gave the ultimate sacrifice. :)

Reco Very 05-27-20 03:25 PM

It has landed
 
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...944c8352d5.jpg
I will post more later. .

Reco Very 05-27-20 03:29 PM

@Mad Honk you have mail.. :D

Reco Very 05-30-20 10:06 AM

My take
 
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...512965b869.jpg

Reco Very 05-30-20 10:10 AM

I have reboxed and sent the box of craptastic goodness on to it's next destination. @Mad Honk I hope you're ready... :D
Now to find/make some clips for these pedals. :foo:

curbtender 05-30-20 11:42 AM

I believe those pedals had an adjustable cage.

Reco Very 05-30-20 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by curbtender (Post 21505956)
I believe those pedals had an adjustable cage.

Yes, I think I have found some on the auction site, but I'm not made of money:twitchy:. I have a crusty pair that I might cut and drill... if successful I'll paint them to hide the crustiness... :thumb:

Reco Very 06-01-20 11:32 PM

@Mad Honk tracking shows delivered ... we're waiting. :D

Mad Honk 06-02-20 11:53 AM

It showed up late last night. Here it is at light of day:
https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...64db2b69f0.jpg
I am unable to look inside until the golf shop work is finished. Darned customers getting in the way of having fun. Smiles, MH

Reco Very 06-02-20 12:08 PM

Wow that box looks terrible.... it was brand new when I shipped it 5 days ago. No surprise though, I had to replace it because the last one was split all down the side. :)

Reco Very 06-02-20 12:09 PM

And what the heck is all the stamps???:foo:

Chr0m0ly 06-02-20 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Reco Very (Post 21511358)
And what the heck is all the stamps???:foo:

weighed and stamped at home?

crandress 06-02-20 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by Reco Very (Post 21511352)
Wow that box looks terrible.... it was brand new when I shipped it 5 days ago. No surprise though, I had to replace it because the last one was split all down the side. :)

Really?!?! I even used a brand new box when I sent to you. The liner really helped when we had it.

Reco Very 06-02-20 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by Chr0m0ly (Post 21511391)
weighed and stamped at home?

Nope... I made sure to get it to the hicktown post office Friday with cash(they're closed Sat). :D

Mad Honk 06-02-20 06:00 PM

Well folks,
This has to be the worst reveal in the history of Crapiness. All I can see is plastic wrappers. It appears after inspecting the contents that the top and bottom plexiglass plate will need replaced. I'll create two new plates tomorrow and then carefully repack the crap. I have figured out how to repackage some of the crap so it is in a bit of less disorder. The box seems to be surviving quite well understanding how it is handled at the PO. Smiles, MH
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d8f53857cb.jpg

Chr0m0ly 06-04-20 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by Mad Honk (Post 21511948)
Well folks,
This has to be the worst reveal in the history of Crapiness. All I can see is plastic wrappers. It appears after inspecting the contents that the top and bottom plexiglass plate will need replaced. I'll create two new plates tomorrow and then carefully repack the crap. I have figured out how to repackage some of the crap so it is in a bit of less disorder. The box seems to be surviving quite well understanding how it is handled at the PO. Smiles, MH
https://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...d8f53857cb.jpg


someone should put some spring snakes in there, like the old Can O Nuts gag.

Mad Honk 06-04-20 07:12 PM

Most Wonderful and Mighty Crapmaster, and those who will be Crapped on this series,
I come before you to explain the tardiness of the Mad Honk in processing and sending along more crap to those who follow me. After receiving the Box 'O Crap and surveying the damage done in transit I have decided to make a few changes. Please let me explain:
I have a small sponsorship of a local racer and his car. Last weekend in the feature of the first race of the season in Brownstown,(IN) my sponsored car was running second in the feature race when the lead car spun out and crashed into the right side panel of my car necessitating repairs of frame parts and the side panel. Tonight I went to the shop and helped with the repairs, and retrieved a section of body panel aluminium and cut and used the brake to bend it into shape. Then we used body panel rivets to put it together (race parts, how appropriate!) . So If you will excuse my excesses, and tardiness this is the new Box 'O Crap:
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...7c8baae98a.jpg
Box 'O Crap with old plastic liner
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...addab8722d.jpg
Revised Box 'O Crap with new aluminium race car panels
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...8b22808fc6.jpg
Again new BOC with liner
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...5e9b48f13c.jpg
New BOC with plexi-glass cover
Please excuse my transgressions and tardiness in having made these changes to the exalted Box 'O Crap. Should the Crap Master not be pleased with my transgressions, I shall return the Box 'O Crap to it's prior "Crappy" state and forward along. May our Crap Master please advise as how I, your lowly servant shall proceed. Mad Honk

cudak888 06-04-20 07:21 PM

I dare say the The Honorable League of Crappers will be most pleased that Mad Honk has endowed the Box O'Crap with a bit of Racing Junk.

-Kurt

natterberry 06-04-20 08:08 PM

Wow.

Reco Very 06-05-20 11:56 AM

That looks awesome :thumb: maybe now the box will last more than 1 shipment. :D

Mad Honk 06-05-20 08:30 PM

For those who are interested,
This is what I have been working on for last two night getting ready for carnage again this Saturday night at Brownstown Speedway. It is the donor for the sheets for the BOC liner.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...7a582f5c5a.jpg
The entire right side was wiped out last Saturday night. Almost ready, just needs one shock and it is back on the track.
I am waiting for the Crapmaster to respond with a yay or nay on the new prophylactic liner for the Box 'O Crap. There will be plenty of room for participants to leave their mark on the liner both inside and outside. I think if the Crapmaster gives the OK I will start by adding a Columbus SLX decal to the box some where, and date it. Smiles, MH

ascherer 06-05-20 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by Mad Honk (Post 21515743)
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...5e9b48f13c.jpg
New BOC with plexi-glass cover
Please excuse my transgressions and tardiness in having made these changes to the exalted Box 'O Crap. Should the Crap Master not be pleased with my transgressions, I shall return the Box 'O Crap to it's prior "Crappy" state and forward along. May our Crap Master please advise as how I, your lowly servant shall proceed. Mad Honk

That is one Craptastic case. :thumb:

Chr0m0ly 06-05-20 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Mad Honk (Post 21515743)
Most Wonderful and Mighty Crapmaster, and those who will be Crapped on this series,
I come before you to explain the tardiness of the Mad Honk in processing and sending along more crap to those who follow me. After receiving the Box 'O Crap and surveying the damage done in transit I have decided to make a few changes. Please let me explain:
I have a small sponsorship of a local racer and his car. Last weekend in the feature of the first race of the season in Brownstown,(IN) my sponsored car was running second in the feature race when the lead car spun out and crashed into the right side panel of my car necessitating repairs of frame parts and the side panel. Tonight I went to the shop and helped with the repairs, and retrieved a section of body panel aluminium and cut and used the brake to bend it into shape. Then we used body panel rivets to put it together (race parts, how appropriate!) . So If you will excuse my excesses, and tardiness this is the new Box 'O Crap:
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...7c8baae98a.jpg
Box 'O Crap with old plastic liner
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...addab8722d.jpg
Revised Box 'O Crap with new aluminium race care panels
https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...8b22808fc6.jpg
Again new BOC with liner
https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/bikefor...5e9b48f13c.jpg
New BOC with plexi-glass cover
Please excuse my transgressions and tardiness in having made these changes to the exalted Box 'O Crap. Should the Crap Master not be pleased with my transgressions, I shall return the Box 'O Crap to it's prior "Crappy" state and forward along. May our Crap Master please advise as how I, your lowly servant shall proceed. Mad Honk


ok, WOW.
I dont even think using the royal crap-tastic jargon is allowing me to express how impressed I am by this development.
You Sir, are getting a mention in the crappy book of records.

outSTANDING!

Mad Honk 06-05-20 10:17 PM

Most Benevolent Crapmaster,
The accolades are wonderful, but may I assume it IS possible to add the prophylactic liner to the Exalted Box 'O Crap for further shipment? And as to the signatures: Is that similarly OK? As always your crappy servant just wanting to comply with the requests of the Most Wonderful and Powerful Crapmaster. As you shall deem, I will comply. Your lowly and crappy servant, MH


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