I'm Not Sure If This Is A Joke
 

I suspect I'll pass even if it is not

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/review...x-shark-saddle

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“Those aren’t pillows!”

Alternative to prostate surgery?

The perfect gift for that certain someone . . . . :innocent:

Is “buttshark” still a term?

Sirius satellite radio antenna! Who wouldn't want one on their bike! We already have cup holders!

I'm having great difficulty mentally putting all my pieces on that and actually riding.

It's a five-year old article, so I assume these haven't taken over the cycling world yet.

Edit: Oh, man, go find the R*dd*t thread on this thing. Some of the comments are hilarious:

"How many batteries does it take and how noisy are the vibrations?"

Ah the slender delta design. Keeps you on your feet.

Too bad about the typo, and a shame nobody caught it through production.

The E in Essax was obviously supposed to be an A.

Looks like a BMW antenna.

Surprised the mods haven’t removed it.

A fanny for every saddle

more like switch the vowels lol

See this learned disquisition from 2014.

If you squeeze your cheeks together, you can bunny hop better.

R&D heard the term "ass-hatchet" and thought this was the brief!
That's literal-minded Engineers for ya! :roflmao2:

it's clearly a spin-off from aerospace research back in the 1948. i.e. the Convair XF-92


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Steve in Peoria (suddenly even more grateful for my Brooks saddles!)

And if anybody is suited to review this saddle, he's certainly the person. :roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:

Wonderfully written.

It can't be real. Think of the precious grams added to the bike! :P

-Kurt

"The old stick up the b*tt trick huh?" in my best Maxwell Smart voice ;)

Uhmmmm.....Butt hatchet??.......

Anti- theft saddle

It might be a kind of a "corrective" device for riders who tend to place themselves off-center on the saddle; don't want to risk back injury due to bad ergonomics! Ask your Sports Doctor to write a Prescription for it!

Self-centering saddle :innocent:
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Old April Fools product?