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I'm Not Sure If This Is A Joke

Old 01-08-21, 12:15 PM
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I'm Not Sure If This Is A Joke

I suspect I'll pass even if it is not

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/review...x-shark-saddle

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Old 01-08-21, 12:29 PM
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Old 01-08-21, 12:31 PM
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Old 01-08-21, 01:06 PM
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Old 01-08-21, 01:07 PM
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Is “buttshark” still a term?
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Old 01-08-21, 01:09 PM
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Sirius satellite radio antenna! Who wouldn't want one on their bike! We already have cup holders!
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Old 01-08-21, 01:20 PM
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I'm having great difficulty mentally putting all my pieces on that and actually riding.

It's a five-year old article, so I assume these haven't taken over the cycling world yet.

Edit: Oh, man, go find the R*dd*t thread on this thing. Some of the comments are hilarious:

"How many batteries does it take and how noisy are the vibrations?"

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Old 01-08-21, 03:35 PM
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Ah the slender delta design. Keeps you on your feet.
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Old 01-08-21, 03:44 PM
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Too bad about the typo, and a shame nobody caught it through production.

The E in Essax was obviously supposed to be an A.
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Looks like a BMW antenna.
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Surprised the mods haven’t removed it.
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A fanny for every saddle
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Too bad about the typo, and a shame nobody caught it through production.

The E in Essax was obviously supposed to be an A.
more like switch the vowels lol
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Old 01-08-21, 05:57 PM
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See this learned disquisition from 2014.
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If you squeeze your cheeks together, you can bunny hop better.
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R&D heard the term "ass-hatchet" and thought this was the brief!
That's literal-minded Engineers for ya!
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Old 01-08-21, 06:27 PM
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it's clearly a spin-off from aerospace research back in the 1948. i.e. the Convair XF-92




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And if anybody is suited to review this saddle, he's certainly the person.

Wonderfully written.
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Uhmmmm.....Butt hatchet??.......
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It might be a kind of a "corrective" device for riders who tend to place themselves off-center on the saddle; don't want to risk back injury due to bad ergonomics! Ask your Sports Doctor to write a Prescription for it!
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