Artist's impression of a bike
06-03-21, 03:36 PM
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Artist's impression of a bike
A couple of weeks ago I walked into my GP's office for my COVID vaccination, and noticed this painting on the wall:
I studied it for a bit while waiting for my shot, asking myself: would I have ...? Probably not.
Carry on.
I studied it for a bit while waiting for my shot, asking myself: would I have ...? Probably not.
Carry on.
06-03-21, 03:59 PM
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Fork’s bent.
But probably the least of the problems on that one. I’m gonna guess painting from a photograph without an actual bicycle present for reference.
Edit: oh, Non-Fixie I now realize. Double negative points for a Dutch painting (you know, Dutch Masters, bicycles everywhere...)
But probably the least of the problems on that one. I’m gonna guess painting from a photograph without an actual bicycle present for reference.
Edit: oh, Non-Fixie I now realize. Double negative points for a Dutch painting (you know, Dutch Masters, bicycles everywhere...)
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06-03-21, 04:48 PM
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The New Yorker magazine has periodically featured art with bicycles on the cover.
06-03-21, 04:52 PM
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Painted from the non-drive side. 
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Where's the white garage door?
Stupid me passed on grabbing this from the dump one day. I do wish that I had picked it up...
Stupid me passed on grabbing this from the dump one day. I do wish that I had picked it up...
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06-03-21, 07:35 PM
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I've seen several paintings where the chainwheel was on the left side of the bike and the rear sprocket on the right side, with the chain somehow passing through the spokes. I saw three like that hanging in one store at the same time. And one on the wall at a Panera. Things they don't teach you in art school, I guess.
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06-04-21, 12:39 AM
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You know who sucks? Picasso.
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While generally not to my taste, he had his moments, like his found object sculpture of a bull's head, fabricated from a leather bicycle saddle and handlebars. It's very simple, something that anybody could do, but only he had the vision.
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My reactions:
It has fenders!
Radial lacing!
Is the junction between the steering tube, the top tube, and the bottom tube some new-fangled front suspension?
It has fenders!
Radial lacing!
Is the junction between the steering tube, the top tube, and the bottom tube some new-fangled front suspension?
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While I doubt this thread will make 5 pages, but if it does, it will be a serious contender to overcome the “We have a present for you” thread as the dumbest of the year.
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iab "dumbest" is normally--- also in the eye of the beholder (similar to beauty and art). However, I agree with you about art not needing "to be an accurate description of anything."
Jus' sayin' and addin' my 2 measly cents worth of unneeded opinion.
Jus' sayin' and addin' my 2 measly cents worth of unneeded opinion.
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Back to "Artist's impression of a bike"....
While technically Todd McLellan is a photographer, his book 'Things Come Apart' is a very artistic take on the classic exploded diagram. I have his bicycle print hanging on my wall at home.
While technically Todd McLellan is a photographer, his book 'Things Come Apart' is a very artistic take on the classic exploded diagram. I have his bicycle print hanging on my wall at home.
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Those fastback stays are pretty cool. Everything else, not so much!
Reminds me of this. https://twistedsifter.com/2016/04/ar...nders-results/
Reminds me of this. https://twistedsifter.com/2016/04/ar...nders-results/
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It's obviously a stayer frame and fork, with left-hand drive train for improved aerodynamics. With paper boy handlebars for riding around the city.
Duh.
Duh.
06-04-21, 11:10 AM
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I took this picture - it had to be back in the 80's. (Scanned from a physical paper photo!) It is part of the sign that this tiny "Tony's Bike Shop" had. They went out of business and the hand-painted sign was lying against the building. This was in Holbrook, NY on Long Island.
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lefty fork?
....err... i mean "Lefty Strut"..... apologies.
from a recent multi modal trek - near Milwaukee
from a recent multi modal trek - near Milwaukee
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I thinks a cool painting it is...!
i think you should abscond with it and send it my way, sir!
i think you should abscond with it and send it my way, sir!
