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Old 03-09-22, 08:55 AM
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Have to say, the CQQ (Crap Quality Quotient) index has clearly risen since the last time it dented my doorstep!
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Who put the glass of scotch in the Box O' Crap?? Maybe that will entice more C&V folks to join in the craptastic fun. Smiles, MH

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Originally Posted by RustyJames
Being a newbie to the BOC ritual I didn’t want to diminish the reverence of the occasion. Popping a champagne cork was too optimistic so some candles and low lights before opening seemed appropriate.


More will be revealed soon….
That's almost a proper pentagram.
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Old 03-09-22, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by USAZorro
That's almost a proper pentagram.

Thats why I said I would have been more afraid or they were red flames with chalk marks! Perhaps Rusty’s white lights will exorcise the box of poopy before it arrives at my abode...
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Originally Posted by Mad Honk
Who put the glass of scotch in the Box O' Crap?? Maybe that will entice more C&V folks to join in the craptastic fun. Smiles, MH
😇 The more the merrier!
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@Mad Honk - Add me to the list.

I participated way back in 2015.
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I got a mini- Box O' Crap today from Bianchigirll! Some pretty good stuff in the Mini- BOC:

The reveal

Some of the stash inside

Valuable cable hanger and top hat to fit it as well
Kind of a neat surprise on a 27* day and a reason to go to the shop and do some bike work. Smiles, MH
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What happened to all of the crap-a-teers. The box seems to have stalled. Smiles, MH

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Looks like it’s stuck in Beavertown. I’m headed that way this afternoon. I think it’s going to South Carolina before it’s back to me, though.
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It’s on its way to me I believe!
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It’s on its way to me I believe!
Thanks for posting! Note that the Rule 15 states "PM the next person in line (don't ask me!) for a ship to address. Don't post it here, respect everyone's privacy."

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Apologies on my tardiness. It’s going to hit the PO today or tomorrow.
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And it’s off!!

Benevolent Crapmaster, with hat in hand I beg forgiveness for my breach of etiquette. Dog ate my homework, sun was in my eyes, blah, blah…
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The excitement once again builds toward a crescendo!
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Just how many times have you watched the Blues Brothers? Har, Har Har! Smiles, MH
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Originally Posted by Mad Honk
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Just how many times have you watched the Blues Brothers? Har, Har Har! Smiles, MH
Many, many…

”4 fried chickens, and a coke.”

”…and some dry white toast.”
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To me, then to @BFisher, who I think I have on speed dial now!
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Originally Posted by jdawginsc
To me, then to @BFisher, who I think I have on speed dial now!
Ha!

Glad to see the Box truckin' along again.
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Originally Posted by BFisher
Ha!

Glad to see the Box truckin' along again.
Hows the ‘Dale?
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Originally Posted by jdawginsc
Hows the ‘Dale?
It's my Sammy Hagar bike - the Red Rocker.

Straight up rocket. Killer bike.
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The sweet smell of 💩

The poop has landed!


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Wowzers! That was fast!!
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Originally Posted by RustyJames
Wowzers! That was fast!!
It was. It was running on crap fuel...

For the crap community...
Is it allowable to extract crap to be used on bikes I am giving to students?
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Originally Posted by jdawginsc
It was. It was running on crap fuel...

For the crap community...
Is it allowable to extract crap to be used on bikes I am giving to students?
Gray area….to be determined by the Crapmaster.

I just realized I had the box for 14 days so I’ll be banned ad infinitum. ☹️
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Jdawg,
At this time after consultation with my local League of American Bicyclists representative; It has been declared a possibility because you are promoting the activity of bicycling and self reliance for travel of the riding community. So it shall be allowed provided that you replace the removed items with Crap of equal or greater value than what was removed. And furthermore that pictures of the bikes with BOC parts on them identified.
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Not banishment but a requirement to say three 'Hail the " Box O' Crap"s!' and two 'Tullios' amidst the five candles used in the reception ceremony of the exalted "Box O' Crap".
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