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I found this one very funny , yet sad.
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/4253194405.html
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik/4253194405.html
!!!!!!!!!Stolen Campagnolo Wheelset!!!!!!!!!!! - $100 (concord / pleasant hill / martinez)
Last fri. I loaned my bike to a guy named Greg, in Concord. a few days later I get my bike back with out my campy wheels. I was told that he sold a bike the next day to someone from craigslist. I would pay $100 to get them back.
If you can help me retrieve my wheels please call me at xxx yyy zzzz.
My name is Rico
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I think Euclid would not approve of his drivetrain.
https://wausau.craigslist.org/bik/4249104707.html
https://wausau.craigslist.org/bik/4249104707.html
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WTF??!!??? 

https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/bik/4222416045.html
[h=2]Custom Bike - $45 (vancouver wa)[/h]


https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/bik/4222416045.html
[h=2]Custom Bike - $45 (vancouver wa)[/h]


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Not a bike, or even vintage... But yeah, every bit as messed up as some of the bike ads. I would be embarrassed to try and sell these, for any price.,,,,BD
https://houston.craigslist.org/pts/4240713364.html
https://houston.craigslist.org/pts/4240713364.html
#7705
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Not a bike, or even vintage... But yeah, every bit as messed up as some of the bike ads. I would be embarrassed to try and sell these, for any price.,,,,BD
https://houston.craigslist.org/pts/4240713364.html
https://houston.craigslist.org/pts/4240713364.html
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Teachable moment.
1) In California, Campagnolo wheelsets can be "liberated" in the name of crystal meth shake-n-bake supplies.
2) It's not cheap driving to twelve different pharmacies and six different auto parts stores, after all.
3) Subsequently, it makes little sense to loan one's bike to "a guy named Greg, in Concord" - particularly if the bike has top-shelf wheels.
4) Craigslist and social media are not substitutes for state and local police agencies.
5) Best solution - move to a different locale, with less crime and no drugs.
1) In California, Campagnolo wheelsets can be "liberated" in the name of crystal meth shake-n-bake supplies.
2) It's not cheap driving to twelve different pharmacies and six different auto parts stores, after all.
3) Subsequently, it makes little sense to loan one's bike to "a guy named Greg, in Concord" - particularly if the bike has top-shelf wheels.
4) Craigslist and social media are not substitutes for state and local police agencies.
5) Best solution - move to a different locale, with less crime and no drugs.
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I am certainly glad this bike was restored, esp. the fork. Which appears to have been restored by the simple expedient of running the bike into a brick wall or two.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/4257506745.html

VINTAGE BICYCLES / MY GALLERY / RESTORED / UP FOR SALE !!!!! (CHESTER)
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EDIT:
I was right on the money.. On sale, for $1,465.95...
https://www.westcoastcorvette.com/p-3...3-z06-zr1.aspx
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"Only three known to exist..." So we went ahead and had it powder coated. 
I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
[h=2]Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)[/h]




only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once

I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
[h=2]Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)[/h]





only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once
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"Only three known to exist..." So we went ahead and had it powder coated. 
I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)





only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once

I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)





only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once
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"Only three known to exist..." So we went ahead and had it powder coated. 
I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)





only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once

I know nothing about the bike, the value, the anything here, and it still feels like a steaming pile of insanity.
Vintage 1941 Safti-cycle cruiser - $2500 (west linn)





only 3 known to exist out of 75 produced before war, purchased from the tombstone museum for 1500 for it in pieces 4 owners ago.was powdercoated so no longer orig bt has new old stock hubs and torrington pedals i added the handlebar horns I can trace back to last 4 owners, starting w steve at the tombstone museum I assembled it and rode it once
Think they could at least take some pics that were in focus or without camera shake, know nothing about the bike so I'll ask $2500 sounds fair, pity about powder coating it and destroying 90% of its value
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The only Safti Cycle bikes I can find ANY info on, are long wheelbase motorized bikes that look NOTHING like this one? It also looks like it has a modified 1950's Schwinn middleweight chainguard?,,,,BD
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For sale, by numb-nut: (cue the Offspring)
https://reading.craigslist.org/bik/4263013368.html
[h=2]badest (sic) old school mountain bike around specialized loook - $550 (douglassville)[/h]
this is my baby it is solid as hell and completely rebuilt just about every part is new i will give a list of parts at the end i dont i repeat dont need to get rid of this bike just seeing whats out there and i know how much money in parts i have put into this so dont try some garbage low ball offers here is the list if u want to talk please text me im usually awake or at work so please text only thanks tom 484 948 7775
1. 1992 specialized rockhopper frame and fork
2. anodized purple tmc handle bars (brand new)
3. oury black grips (brand new)
4. shimano brake levers bl-m421 (brand new)
5. purple brake lines (brand new)
6. anodized purple cantilever brakes front and rear (brand new)
7. anodized purple cantilever brake hangers front and rear (brand new)
8. rims are stock
9. anodized purple stoke nipples (brand new)
10. maxxis holly roller tires 26x2.4 lightly used
11. anodized purple skewers quick release for the wheels (brand new)
12. single speed conversion kit on the back (brand new)
13. sins 42t chain ring black (brand new)
14. anodized purple chain ring bolts (brand new)
15. purple dice valve stem caps (brand new)
16. anodized purple micro adjust seat post (brand new)
17. shadow conspiracy seat used but in great shape
18. purple kmc chain (brand new)
19. anodized purple bottle holders pair (brand new)
20. stem is the stock stem with a bunch of stickers
21. anodized purple seat clamp skewer (brand new)
22. origin 8 rim tape (brand new)
23. anodized purple bear trap pedals (brand new)
Note the edgy urban-type graffiti in the background, and the headache-inducing, punctuation-free sent-from-my-idevice text.
Maybe if the forks were bent, parts were mis-matched colors, and the rims were deep-v 700c types, he'd get about a hundred fifty - in Fishtown. Pristine examples of Rockhopper are going for under two Benjamins right now - and the value has been falling since Mike Sinyard decided to be a prick to Canadian veterans.
The world needs wanna-bes
https://reading.craigslist.org/bik/4263013368.html
[h=2]badest (sic) old school mountain bike around specialized loook - $550 (douglassville)[/h]

this is my baby it is solid as hell and completely rebuilt just about every part is new i will give a list of parts at the end i dont i repeat dont need to get rid of this bike just seeing whats out there and i know how much money in parts i have put into this so dont try some garbage low ball offers here is the list if u want to talk please text me im usually awake or at work so please text only thanks tom 484 948 7775
1. 1992 specialized rockhopper frame and fork
2. anodized purple tmc handle bars (brand new)
3. oury black grips (brand new)
4. shimano brake levers bl-m421 (brand new)
5. purple brake lines (brand new)
6. anodized purple cantilever brakes front and rear (brand new)
7. anodized purple cantilever brake hangers front and rear (brand new)
8. rims are stock
9. anodized purple stoke nipples (brand new)
10. maxxis holly roller tires 26x2.4 lightly used
11. anodized purple skewers quick release for the wheels (brand new)
12. single speed conversion kit on the back (brand new)
13. sins 42t chain ring black (brand new)
14. anodized purple chain ring bolts (brand new)
15. purple dice valve stem caps (brand new)
16. anodized purple micro adjust seat post (brand new)
17. shadow conspiracy seat used but in great shape
18. purple kmc chain (brand new)
19. anodized purple bottle holders pair (brand new)
20. stem is the stock stem with a bunch of stickers
21. anodized purple seat clamp skewer (brand new)
22. origin 8 rim tape (brand new)
23. anodized purple bear trap pedals (brand new)
- Location: douglassville
- do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Note the edgy urban-type graffiti in the background, and the headache-inducing, punctuation-free sent-from-my-idevice text.
Maybe if the forks were bent, parts were mis-matched colors, and the rims were deep-v 700c types, he'd get about a hundred fifty - in Fishtown. Pristine examples of Rockhopper are going for under two Benjamins right now - and the value has been falling since Mike Sinyard decided to be a prick to Canadian veterans.
The world needs wanna-bes
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Maybe if the forks were bent, parts were mis-matched colors, and the rims were deep-v 700c types, he'd get about a hundred fifty - in Fishtown. Pristine examples of Rockhopper are going for under two Benjamins right now - and the value has been falling since Mike Sinyard decided to be a prick to Canadian veterans.
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The world needs wanna-bes
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#7715
Jack of all trades
Messed up craigslist pic of the day:
Trek 1400 - $300 (Sagle, Idaho)
© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
Hardly used, early 1990's version call or text 208-610-3129
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/4266423923.html
Trek 1400 - $300 (Sagle, Idaho)

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
Hardly used, early 1990's version call or text 208-610-3129
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/4266423923.html
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Much hyperbole for an average mountain (sorry, not vintage) bike…
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bik/4266407285.html
SIIICCCKKK GT mountain bike for sale. - $400 (Largo)

Hey there bad ass. Ever feel like there is a caged animal inside of you?
Only one cure for that; getting a ****ing sick mountain bike! A 2012 GT mountain bike at that. This lady will get you to work like a full blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform while you're barreling down the sidewalk with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming "I AM ALIVE" all the way to your Yoga class.
It runs like corn through a Goose. Nothing wrong with it AT ALL. I can't tell you the actual miles on it, but I can say most of the 150.8584948 miles are on the sidewalk
I put new tires on her, because you can't deny a classy girl of some classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some ****ing jewelry.
Super comfy seat, gel handlebar grips, metal kick stand, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Because being alive rules. I'm too much of a bad ass for a bike like this. If I see a ramp I'm going to hit that mother****er at 300mph, back flip over I275.
$400 gets you this lady, some helmets, a maintenance receipts, a pump, extra tires, rain cover, a shop manual, tires full of PREMIUM MOTHER****IN HPA (NITROGEEENNN 60 PSI), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and any damn donut you want.
If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $400 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell it for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your neck with an ultimate punch right to the face.
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bik/4266407285.html
SIIICCCKKK GT mountain bike for sale. - $400 (Largo)

Hey there bad ass. Ever feel like there is a caged animal inside of you?
Only one cure for that; getting a ****ing sick mountain bike! A 2012 GT mountain bike at that. This lady will get you to work like a full blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform while you're barreling down the sidewalk with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming "I AM ALIVE" all the way to your Yoga class.
It runs like corn through a Goose. Nothing wrong with it AT ALL. I can't tell you the actual miles on it, but I can say most of the 150.8584948 miles are on the sidewalk
I put new tires on her, because you can't deny a classy girl of some classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some ****ing jewelry.
Super comfy seat, gel handlebar grips, metal kick stand, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Because being alive rules. I'm too much of a bad ass for a bike like this. If I see a ramp I'm going to hit that mother****er at 300mph, back flip over I275.
$400 gets you this lady, some helmets, a maintenance receipts, a pump, extra tires, rain cover, a shop manual, tires full of PREMIUM MOTHER****IN HPA (NITROGEEENNN 60 PSI), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and any damn donut you want.
If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $400 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell it for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your neck with an ultimate punch right to the face.
#7717
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not just rare but ......SUPER RARE
SUPER RARE 70'S MOTOBECANE MIRAGE!!! TOTAL ORIGINAL! - $260 (LAKEWOOD)

This is an early 70's Motobecane Mirage! Hardly used! Near mint condition! Everything is original, even the brake pads! 4 chips on the entire bike. Unbelievably clean and rare! These were a very special breed of bicycle made exclusively in France in roughly 1970-71. Even down to the hand painted gold trim. Some light cleaning and tune up and this bike will be just like new! Make me an offer!
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/bik/4265243316.html
SUPER RARE 70'S MOTOBECANE MIRAGE!!! TOTAL ORIGINAL! - $260 (LAKEWOOD)
This is an early 70's Motobecane Mirage! Hardly used! Near mint condition! Everything is original, even the brake pads! 4 chips on the entire bike. Unbelievably clean and rare! These were a very special breed of bicycle made exclusively in France in roughly 1970-71. Even down to the hand painted gold trim. Some light cleaning and tune up and this bike will be just like new! Make me an offer!
https://cleveland.craigslist.org/bik/4265243316.html
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That's what I was going to say -- that's about $5 worth of entertainment right there! And I don't think $400 is out of line, if as described, it's basically brand new condition, and probably retailed for $800-$1000 1 year ago when he originally bought it.
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" if you are from Africa,,,,!!) there is someone that does not travel often LOL, I am thinking about asking him if it included all African Countries? what if I am a white person living there... this could get mileage!
Much hyperbole for an average mountain (sorry, not vintage) bike…
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bik/4266407285.html
SIIICCCKKK GT mountain bike for sale. - $400 (Largo)

Hey there bad ass. Ever feel like there is a caged animal inside of you?
Only one cure for that; getting a ****ing sick mountain bike! A 2012 GT mountain bike at that. This lady will get you to work like a full blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform while you're barreling down the sidewalk with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming "I AM ALIVE" all the way to your Yoga class.
It runs like corn through a Goose. Nothing wrong with it AT ALL. I can't tell you the actual miles on it, but I can say most of the 150.8584948 miles are on the sidewalk
I put new tires on her, because you can't deny a classy girl of some classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some ****ing jewelry.
Super comfy seat, gel handlebar grips, metal kick stand, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Because being alive rules. I'm too much of a bad ass for a bike like this. If I see a ramp I'm going to hit that mother****er at 300mph, back flip over I275.
$400 gets you this lady, some helmets, a maintenance receipts, a pump, extra tires, rain cover, a shop manual, tires full of PREMIUM MOTHER****IN HPA (NITROGEEENNN 60 PSI), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and any damn donut you want.
If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $400 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell it for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your neck with an ultimate punch right to the face.
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bik/4266407285.html
SIIICCCKKK GT mountain bike for sale. - $400 (Largo)

Hey there bad ass. Ever feel like there is a caged animal inside of you?
Only one cure for that; getting a ****ing sick mountain bike! A 2012 GT mountain bike at that. This lady will get you to work like a full blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform while you're barreling down the sidewalk with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming "I AM ALIVE" all the way to your Yoga class.
It runs like corn through a Goose. Nothing wrong with it AT ALL. I can't tell you the actual miles on it, but I can say most of the 150.8584948 miles are on the sidewalk
I put new tires on her, because you can't deny a classy girl of some classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some ****ing jewelry.
Super comfy seat, gel handlebar grips, metal kick stand, you name it.
Why am I selling it? Because being alive rules. I'm too much of a bad ass for a bike like this. If I see a ramp I'm going to hit that mother****er at 300mph, back flip over I275.
$400 gets you this lady, some helmets, a maintenance receipts, a pump, extra tires, rain cover, a shop manual, tires full of PREMIUM MOTHER****IN HPA (NITROGEEENNN 60 PSI), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and any damn donut you want.
If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $400 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell it for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your neck with an ultimate punch right to the face.
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I took that as a reference to the African based scammers that always seem to answer ads like this with some crazy scheme, not anything racial.
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Vello Kombi, baby
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Pretty standard CL stuff.
1) Bike was never 650$, except on some distant planet where inflation has gone batguano.
2) Rusting chain makes perfect condition claim suspect.
https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...254694033.html
1) Bike was never 650$, except on some distant planet where inflation has gone batguano.
2) Rusting chain makes perfect condition claim suspect.
https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org...254694033.html
Pacific Flying V Mountain Bike - (Shimano 21-speed Automatic Shift Gear) $650 new. Perfect Condition! Rode only a very few times, been in the garage since, just a little dusty, 28" aluminum frame with front & rear shock absorbers, Shimano 21 speed Automatic Gear Shift, Shimano front & rear Disc Brakes. If you're interested in buying, please respond by e-mail, thanks! $150 Cash

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Vello Kombi, baby
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plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose *:
https://frederick.craigslist.org/bik/4251041224.html

* translation: it may be a new year, but all that **** you've seen before is still flowing down that same open sewage pipe. Merde il pleut!!!!!
https://frederick.craigslist.org/bik/4251041224.html
Very nice Fixie Thruster road bike for sale. Got other bike so don't need this one. In excellent conditions except one pedal have damage but not big deal, still ride smooth.
It is fixed but this bike can cruise too and have front brake.
Color: black/yellow/red. Eye catcher bike. Seat tube: 26in, top tube: 23in'. So I would say this is for 5'10-6'1 riders. Unless you want to change size of wheels or seat length.
$250 or make an offer, need to go as soon as possible.
Email for any questions
It is fixed but this bike can cruise too and have front brake.
Color: black/yellow/red. Eye catcher bike. Seat tube: 26in, top tube: 23in'. So I would say this is for 5'10-6'1 riders. Unless you want to change size of wheels or seat length.
$250 or make an offer, need to go as soon as possible.
Email for any questions

* translation: it may be a new year, but all that **** you've seen before is still flowing down that same open sewage pipe. Merde il pleut!!!!!
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