The Wacky World of Craigslist and eBay Ads
WGB
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Niagara Region
Posts: 5,480
Bikes: Panasonic PT-4500
Mentioned: 44 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1732 Post(s)
Liked 2,139 Times
in
1,291 Posts
Is this someone any sane person would visit? Concerning bits highlighted......
https://rochester.craigslist.org/gms...520415224.htmlGarage - Yard Sale 8-19,20,21 ( If its raining 8-26.27,28 (Geneseo 5320 Groveland rd)EVERYTHING MUST GO.... Make us a Reasonable Offer - See anything you like Give me a shout Text or Call
https://rochester.craigslist.org/gms...520415224.html
Garage - Yard Sale 8-19,20,21 ( If its raining 8-26.27,28 (Geneseo 5320 Groveland rd)EVERYTHING MUST GO.... Make us a Reasonable Offer - See anything you like Give me a shout Text or Call
We are Willing to sell Early Give us a Call or Text.
NO E-Mails -- No E-Mails Call or text the numbers only...
Jane Call or Text 8am to 7pm for Early Buys, Questions or or set time to come look at stuff, five-85- 519-Three349 show contact info .
Charlie 3:30 PM to 6:30PM only -->> Do not text or call any other time. 58five - 519-three893 -- show contact info .
*** NO SCUM LOW BALLERS *** You want to act disrespectful and stupid I will slap the stupidity out of you and teach you the respect your parents could not teach you... Don't like it ***** WALK AWAY *****
Likes For WGB:
Forum Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Kalamazoo MI
Posts: 21,127
Bikes: Fuji SL2.1 Carbon Di2 Cannondale Synapse Alloy 4 Trek Checkpoint ALR-5 Viscount Aerospace Pro Colnago Classic Rabobank Schwinn Waterford PMount Raleigh C50 Hybrid
Mentioned: 58 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2987 Post(s)
Liked 5,880 Times
in
3,438 Posts
Last edited by cb400bill; 08-18-22 at 11:58 AM.
Likes For cb400bill:
WGB
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Niagara Region
Posts: 5,480
Bikes: Panasonic PT-4500
Mentioned: 44 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1732 Post(s)
Liked 2,139 Times
in
1,291 Posts
5 years old you say...?
Where on God's green earth did they still make bikes that looked like this 5 yrs ago???
a wedding gift??
Did the giver hate you and your intended?
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...42666552645293
Tandem bike
$250
Listed 8 weeks ago in Schenectady, NY
Where on God's green earth did they still make bikes that looked like this 5 yrs ago???

a wedding gift??
Did the giver hate you and your intended?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...42666552645293
Tandem bike
$250
Listed 8 weeks ago in Schenectady, NY
- Condition
Used - Like New - Bicycle type
Tandem bike

Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Eugene, Oregon, USA
Posts: 27,586
Mentioned: 217 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 18032 Post(s)
Liked 4,346 Times
in
3,246 Posts
I had to laugh at this one a bit. Not entirely about bicycles, but you get the idea.
A auto in flatter - $30 (Drain)

blahblahblah chrome moly
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,709
Mentioned: 86 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1011 Post(s)
Liked 2,101 Times
in
901 Posts
What could possibly go wrong? 
Well for one thing, you know how cranks sometimes break at the pedal hole? From the force on the pedal, times the leverage from it being a couple inches away from the crank? Well try applying twice as much force, times several times as much leverage.
Then imagine you're pedaling hard when the crank breaks and both of your feet fall out from under you, more or less instantaneously. On a bike that relies on delicate balance between the two riders, maintained at all times by carefully steering, to keep your combined center of gravity centered over the two tires.
Plus now it's two people falling down. Who's gonna take care of you with your broken bone(s), when your partner is just as broken as you?
Other than that though, seems like a great idea! Oh but now it's motorized, so you're also going that much faster when it breaks.
Remember, you're not eligible for a Darwin Award if you've already procreated. You need to remove your genes from the pool before that point, for the species to be improved by your passing.
Mark B

Well for one thing, you know how cranks sometimes break at the pedal hole? From the force on the pedal, times the leverage from it being a couple inches away from the crank? Well try applying twice as much force, times several times as much leverage.
Then imagine you're pedaling hard when the crank breaks and both of your feet fall out from under you, more or less instantaneously. On a bike that relies on delicate balance between the two riders, maintained at all times by carefully steering, to keep your combined center of gravity centered over the two tires.
Plus now it's two people falling down. Who's gonna take care of you with your broken bone(s), when your partner is just as broken as you?
Other than that though, seems like a great idea! Oh but now it's motorized, so you're also going that much faster when it breaks.
Remember, you're not eligible for a Darwin Award if you've already procreated. You need to remove your genes from the pool before that point, for the species to be improved by your passing.
Mark B
Junior Member
Yukon Giant 26 inch custom bike new tubes and tires
$145 · In stock
"Great bike moved to the hills don't have time to ride I added extra bars for comfort will make great bike for someone"
$145 · In stock
"Great bike moved to the hills don't have time to ride I added extra bars for comfort will make great bike for someone"

Likes For jolly_codger:
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: City of Angels
Posts: 5,101
Bikes: A few too many
Mentioned: 42 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1341 Post(s)
Liked 2,078 Times
in
1,143 Posts
__________________
"EVERY PERSON IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD THEY DID NOT DO"
Voltaire
Voice recognition may sometimes create odd spelling and grammatical errors
"EVERY PERSON IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD THEY DID NOT DO"
Voltaire
Voice recognition may sometimes create odd spelling and grammatical errors
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Madison, WI USA
Posts: 6,671
Mentioned: 48 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2262 Post(s)
Liked 1,573 Times
in
1,090 Posts
^^^^^ That creepy meme, either with that bike or with some other, has come up before.
Senior Member
I love the brake levers.

__________________
Semper fi
Semper fi
Likes For sloar:
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY
Posts: 13,471
Mentioned: 32 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 4059 Post(s)
Liked 2,801 Times
in
1,697 Posts
Likes For himespau:
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: City of Angels
Posts: 5,101
Bikes: A few too many
Mentioned: 42 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1341 Post(s)
Liked 2,078 Times
in
1,143 Posts

Ben
__________________
"EVERY PERSON IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD THEY DID NOT DO"
Voltaire
Voice recognition may sometimes create odd spelling and grammatical errors
"EVERY PERSON IS GUILTY OF ALL THE GOOD THEY DID NOT DO"
Voltaire
Voice recognition may sometimes create odd spelling and grammatical errors
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SF Bay Area, East bay
Posts: 8,456
Bikes: Miyata 618 GT, Marinoni, Kestral 200 2002 Trek 5200, KHS Flite, Koga Miyata, Schwinn Spitfire 5, Mondia Special, Univega Alpina, Miyata team Ti, Santa Cruz Highball
Mentioned: 51 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1507 Post(s)
Liked 2,187 Times
in
1,068 Posts
WGB
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Niagara Region
Posts: 5,480
Bikes: Panasonic PT-4500
Mentioned: 44 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1732 Post(s)
Liked 2,139 Times
in
1,291 Posts
posted 15hrs ago SF listings
No rear BB so no rear pedals. Not seeing strength in the brazing between seat tubes......
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik...522341983.html
Burning Man tandem bicycle 700c wheels ready to ride single speed - $40 (Concord)
No rear BB so no rear pedals. Not seeing strength in the brazing between seat tubes......
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/bik...522341983.html
Burning Man tandem bicycle 700c wheels ready to ride single speed - $40 (Concord)
Tandem 700c Burning Man bicycle single speed ready to ride

Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Madison, WI USA
Posts: 6,671
Mentioned: 48 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2262 Post(s)
Liked 1,573 Times
in
1,090 Posts
^^^^^ That's basically a jitney, not a tandem. And WTF is that between the top of the non-stoker's seat tube and the "pilot's" seat tube? Coat hanger wire?
They could have at least rigged a set of pegs through the passenger's BB shell.....
They could have at least rigged a set of pegs through the passenger's BB shell.....
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Near Pottstown, PA: 30 miles NW of Philadelphia
Posts: 2,145
Bikes: 2 Trek Mtn, Cannondale R600 road, 6 vintage road bikes
Mentioned: 82 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 457 Post(s)
Liked 944 Times
in
374 Posts
^^^^^^^^^^ Its a burning man bike. It will never do more than 4mph and even then only for 3 days. Then abandoned.
WGB
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Niagara Region
Posts: 5,480
Bikes: Panasonic PT-4500
Mentioned: 44 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1732 Post(s)
Liked 2,139 Times
in
1,291 Posts
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2021
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,711
Bikes: Cuevas Custom, Cimmaron, 1988 "Pinalized Rockma", 1984 Trek 510, Moulton custom touring, Raleigh Competition GS, Bridgestone Mb-2 & 3, 1980's Peugeot - US, City, & Canyon Express (6)
Mentioned: 21 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 852 Post(s)
Liked 2,817 Times
in
1,443 Posts
https://www.ebay.com/itm/28493484293...3ABFBM1ILwn9Zg
Schwinn Paramount Road Bike 60cm c2c, 700c
Frame: Schwinn Paramount Reynolds 331 tubing with crome head tube lugs w/ Campagnolo Dropouts
Fork: Reynolds 331 Campagnolo Dropouts
Rims/Wheels: World Champion Gentlemen 700c x 35c
Hubs: Phil 36 Hole
Cassette: Sach 6 Speed 32t-13t
Seatpost: Suntour 27.2mm x 250mm
Tires: Continental Cyclocross Race 700c x 35c
Crankset: Campagnolo 49t/42t/29t 3x6
Front Derailleur: Suntour Mountech
Rear Derailleur: Suntour X-1 Accushift Plus
Shifters: Suntour Bar Con Power Shifter
Handlebars: Specialized 42mm, Reach 90mm, Drop 130mm
Stem: 3ttt Quill 80mm
Brake Levers: Campagnolo
Skewers: Campagnolo
Brakes: weinnman belgium
Saddle: Avocet Touring
Top Tube Length: 580mm
Stand Over Length: 33in
This bike has been fully serviced by our professional mechanics and will be shipped via FedEx with an expected delivery of 2-5 business days once shipped. We have A professional bike shop located in Lincoln, California . Find us on Google and Yelp as California Bike Pickers. Shipping can be delayed due to current pandemic. This bike will be professionally packed and securely shipped. Please note it will not be shipped with pedals and will need some assembly after it has been shipped . For any further questions please contact us at anytime.
Thank you from California Bike Pickers.
Schwinn Paramount Road Bike 60cm c2c, 700c
Frame: Schwinn Paramount Reynolds 331 tubing with crome head tube lugs w/ Campagnolo Dropouts
Fork: Reynolds 331 Campagnolo Dropouts
Rims/Wheels: World Champion Gentlemen 700c x 35c
Hubs: Phil 36 Hole
Cassette: Sach 6 Speed 32t-13t
Seatpost: Suntour 27.2mm x 250mm
Tires: Continental Cyclocross Race 700c x 35c
Crankset: Campagnolo 49t/42t/29t 3x6
Front Derailleur: Suntour Mountech
Rear Derailleur: Suntour X-1 Accushift Plus
Shifters: Suntour Bar Con Power Shifter
Handlebars: Specialized 42mm, Reach 90mm, Drop 130mm
Stem: 3ttt Quill 80mm
Brake Levers: Campagnolo
Skewers: Campagnolo
Brakes: weinnman belgium
Saddle: Avocet Touring
Top Tube Length: 580mm
Stand Over Length: 33in
This bike has been fully serviced by our professional mechanics and will be shipped via FedEx with an expected delivery of 2-5 business days once shipped. We have A professional bike shop located in Lincoln, California . Find us on Google and Yelp as California Bike Pickers. Shipping can be delayed due to current pandemic. This bike will be professionally packed and securely shipped. Please note it will not be shipped with pedals and will need some assembly after it has been shipped . For any further questions please contact us at anytime.
Thank you from California Bike Pickers.
Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: South of the Twin Cities, MN
Posts: 5,782
Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1109 Post(s)
Liked 2,187 Times
in
1,282 Posts
Posting the photos in order so you can get the same whiplash I did
2 Mongoose pro Mountian bikes - $100 ̶$̶2̶0̶0̶ (Columbus, OH)
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...e-e53be4e1adea




2 Mongoose pro Mountian bikes - $100 ̶$̶2̶0̶0̶ (Columbus, OH)
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...e-e53be4e1adea





Likes For Clang:
ambulatory senior
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Peoria Il
Posts: 6,091
Bikes: Austro Daimler modified by Gugie! Raleigh Professional and lots of other bikes.
Mentioned: 72 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1874 Post(s)
Liked 3,270 Times
in
1,510 Posts
Keepin it Wheel
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: San Diego
Posts: 10,133
Bikes: Surly CrossCheck, Krampus
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 26 Post(s)
Liked 3,239 Times
in
2,386 Posts
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2021
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,711
Bikes: Cuevas Custom, Cimmaron, 1988 "Pinalized Rockma", 1984 Trek 510, Moulton custom touring, Raleigh Competition GS, Bridgestone Mb-2 & 3, 1980's Peugeot - US, City, & Canyon Express (6)
Mentioned: 21 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 852 Post(s)
Liked 2,817 Times
in
1,443 Posts
Schwinn Circuit frame - $75
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...tory_type=post
Frame and no wheels - Which works out fine, as you might have a problem as you might well have a problem re-attaching them (back one anyways)
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...tory_type=post
Frame and no wheels - Which works out fine, as you might have a problem as you might well have a problem re-attaching them (back one anyways)

Bikes are okay, I guess.
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posts: 9,101
Bikes: Waterford Paramount Touring, Giant CFM-2, Raleigh Sports 3-speeds in M23 & L23, Schwinn Cimarron oddball build, Marin Palisades Trail dropbar conversion, Nishiki Cresta GT
Mentioned: 68 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 2642 Post(s)
Liked 2,402 Times
in
1,537 Posts
Softride with ape hangers. There had to be one of them out there.
https://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/...523029814.html
https://richmond.craigslist.org/bik/...523029814.html

Likes For thumpism:
Happy With My Bike
Join Date: Sep 2020
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 1,875
Bikes: Hi-Ten bike boomers, a Trek Domane and some projects
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 719 Post(s)
Liked 1,900 Times
in
911 Posts
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I can't look away"
__________________
"It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels." -- Heinz Stücke
"It is the unknown around the corner that turns my wheels." -- Heinz Stücke
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Pico Rivera, CA
Posts: 4,256
Bikes: 1983 Basso Gap...2013 Colnago CX-1...2015 Bianchi Intenso
Mentioned: 89 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1174 Post(s)
Liked 1,229 Times
in
681 Posts

quick guide how to figure out asking price made me laugh.
__________________
2015 Bianchi Intenso
2015 Bianchi Intenso
Likes For malcala622: