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"Its not bent the bike is made like that it has no stress marks or damage of any kind"
Thinking about apologizing to the dude and suggesting that he take a picture of the bike from the side with the front wheel straight ahead to quell any doubts.
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This must be pretty rare, because HE has never seen one, what a bargain.
Glenn
https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...vip=true&rt=nc
Glenn
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The Peugeot with the "rare" fork
And a possibly OK Motobecane also shown in some of the pics of above bikes auction.
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“One morning you wake up, the girl is gone, the bikes are gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old tires and a tube of tubular glue, all squeezed out"
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#4879
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+1 above, BB. I asked about that also, he mentioned that the listing was just for the Peugeot. Ok, why on earth would you post more pictures of the Moto then? I repeat, the guy's not in a good enough frame of mind to sell bikes.
#4880
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My choice for the CL Worst Pictures of the Year Award:
CANNONDALE QUICK 4 BRAND NEW - $475 (HAYDEN ID)
[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-06-05, 3:29PM PDT
Reply to: smtkx-3059702135@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
BRAND NEW Q4 CANNONDALE 24 SPEED HYBRID, HANDMADE IN THE USA! RETAILS FOR $630, NEVER RIDDEN; BEAUTIFUL BLUE WITH 'GHOST' LETTERING. HAS 28" WHEELS, KENDA TIRES & SMOOTH TRIGGER SHIFTING. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HIGH-END BIKE THAT CAN BE RIDDEN ON OR OCCASIONALLY OFF-ROAD, COME SAVE YOURSELF A BUNCH OF MONEY ($155+tax/assembly). CALL DAVE @ 209-762-2517 IF NO ANS, LV MSG OR CALL CELL @ 661-205-3538 THANKS!
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/3059702135.html
CANNONDALE QUICK 4 BRAND NEW - $475 (HAYDEN ID)
[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-06-05, 3:29PM PDT
Reply to: smtkx-3059702135@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
BRAND NEW Q4 CANNONDALE 24 SPEED HYBRID, HANDMADE IN THE USA! RETAILS FOR $630, NEVER RIDDEN; BEAUTIFUL BLUE WITH 'GHOST' LETTERING. HAS 28" WHEELS, KENDA TIRES & SMOOTH TRIGGER SHIFTING. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A HIGH-END BIKE THAT CAN BE RIDDEN ON OR OCCASIONALLY OFF-ROAD, COME SAVE YOURSELF A BUNCH OF MONEY ($155+tax/assembly). CALL DAVE @ 209-762-2517 IF NO ANS, LV MSG OR CALL CELL @ 661-205-3538 THANKS!
- Location: HAYDEN ID
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/3059702135.html
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Like anyone who sells bikes on Craigslist is completely sane.................
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Do not call the authorities. You will be contacted with information about the ransom
[h=2]Classic 1970's Masi Gran Criterium Bicycle - $1000 (Wilton, California)[/h][HR][/HR]Date: 2012-07-02, 3:16PM PDT
Reply to: kctkm-3115007436@sale.craigslist.org[SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP][HR][/HR]
This is an all original 1970's Masi Gran Criterium Bicycle and it appears to be complete. It has Cinelli handle bars, Sahae pedals, Campagnolo gears and derailer and the rims are made in France and marked "competition rims". Most all of the parts are marked and all appear original to the bicycle, but I am not an expert. The paint is a bit faded, and there are a few dings and scrapes, and it needs detailing. It can be seen at Steve's 2nd Hand Shop, 11050 Wilton Road, Wilton, California 95693, which is just south of Elk Grove. You can call for further information (916) xxx-xxxx, but we are closed Tuesday and Wednesday.
Reply to: kctkm-3115007436@sale.craigslist.org[SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP][HR][/HR]
This is an all original 1970's Masi Gran Criterium Bicycle and it appears to be complete. It has Cinelli handle bars, Sahae pedals, Campagnolo gears and derailer and the rims are made in France and marked "competition rims". Most all of the parts are marked and all appear original to the bicycle, but I am not an expert. The paint is a bit faded, and there are a few dings and scrapes, and it needs detailing. It can be seen at Steve's 2nd Hand Shop, 11050 Wilton Road, Wilton, California 95693, which is just south of Elk Grove. You can call for further information (916) xxx-xxxx, but we are closed Tuesday and Wednesday.
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I think this is Seth Macfarlane trying to work up some new material
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#4887
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Extremely rare and vintage Italian Peugeot:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/1970S-VINTAG...item35be05966b
Doh!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/1970S-VINTAG...item35be05966b
Doh!
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Schwinn Le Tour III - $900
Again, I say I wish.................
I wonder if people really pay such prices.
Schwinn Le Tour III - $900
Again, I say I wish.................
I wonder if people really pay such prices.
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https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-SCHW...item4ab3bfafdb
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Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
[h=2]TRADE FOR VINTAGE BIKE - $60 (Spokane and area)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-08, 2:25PM PDT
Reply to: ff8vm-3121379867@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
I have a carton of smokes to trade for a nice old adult bike .Send a pic or two pls. and a phone #.
PostingID: 3121379867
[h=2]TRADE FOR VINTAGE BIKE - $60 (Spokane and area)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-08, 2:25PM PDT
Reply to: ff8vm-3121379867@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
I have a carton of smokes to trade for a nice old adult bike .Send a pic or two pls. and a phone #.
- Location: Spokane and area
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3121379867
#4891
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Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally! Beware any deal involving Western Union, Moneygram, wire transfer, cashier check, money order, shipping, escrow, or any promise of transaction protection/certification/guarantee. More info
TRADE FOR VINTAGE BIKE - $60 (Spokane and area)
[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-08, 2:25PM PDT
Reply to: ff8vm-3121379867@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
I have a carton of smokes to trade for a nice old adult bike .Send a pic or two pls. and a phone #.
PostingID: 3121379867
TRADE FOR VINTAGE BIKE - $60 (Spokane and area)
[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-08, 2:25PM PDT
Reply to: ff8vm-3121379867@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
I have a carton of smokes to trade for a nice old adult bike .Send a pic or two pls. and a phone #.
- Location: Spokane and area
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3121379867
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I'll see your $900 Le Tour and raise you with a $950 Le Tour.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-SCHW...item4ab3bfafdb
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-SCHW...item4ab3bfafdb
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Cmon, you can't get good busses to play hockey in that part of WIDAHO.
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Why mess with the fork fetish?
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I'm pretty sure this eBay ad is hawking some of those cool-flashy epileptic-fit-inducing spoke lights,
but it serves up some pretty good Chinglish also, for free:
but it serves up some pretty good Chinglish also, for free:
#4898
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Gigantic Carlton anyone? Come on, it's only $1000!
6" Carlton Giro d'Italia; Reynolds 531 Manganese/Moly tubing; Campagnolo Record changers; Zeuss crankset with 54:45 chainring; Titanium rear cassette (28:24:20:17:14:13); 1" alloy rims with Campag Wide Flange hubs & brakes; Suspension seat post; for touring or racing: immaculate, one-of-a-kind, hand-built in 70 or 71. A collectors item, but very nice riding bike.
Serious offers only, please. Would like asking price, but may take highest reasonable offer.
Email for more photos.
https://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...-Bike_11290555
6" Carlton Giro d'Italia; Reynolds 531 Manganese/Moly tubing; Campagnolo Record changers; Zeuss crankset with 54:45 chainring; Titanium rear cassette (28:24:20:17:14:13); 1" alloy rims with Campag Wide Flange hubs & brakes; Suspension seat post; for touring or racing: immaculate, one-of-a-kind, hand-built in 70 or 71. A collectors item, but very nice riding bike.
Serious offers only, please. Would like asking price, but may take highest reasonable offer.
Email for more photos.
https://www.usedvictoria.com/classifi...-Bike_11290555
#4899
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This guy seems very unhappy.
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/1686072018.html
Be the envy of all your weird-looking, tight-pantsed friends with this stupid-ass bicycle. "Woah, a Pabst Blue Ribbon beach cruisin' bike," they'll say, mouth full of pocky. "Too bad I'm pale and effete and wrist deep in Rilo Kiley right now or else I would wrestle you for it!" Every lanky ****er with ridiculous hair and spedphones will accost you just to sniff the seat of this abomination. It's made by Pacific so you know it's good, or ****ty, or whatever. Basically I'm selling this super ironic weirdo magnet so I can get my girlfriend a mountain bike so we can be that awful couple on Kelly Drive. You know, the ****-eating couple with aerodynamic helmets weaving in and out of families trying to enjoy the scenic river, except I have a $99 department store bike and she'll be wearing jeans and a ketchup stained Tweety Bird shirt. I don't even know where this ****ing thing came from except it's taking up space. It's a cruiser so it's got like one speed and takes way too much effort to move around. But you can hang it on your living room wall right next to the pop-art wall spray painting of Scooby Doo giving an HJ to Scrappy Doo. Is that a thing you guys would have? I don't know since I don't get out much (two friends- both cats). This ***** is seriously bright blue and in good shape but it needs a tube for the front wheel and a pedal. I don't know where the pedal went since I spend most of my days in an alcoholic stupor, although I will attempt to remain reasonably sober for when you come pick it up. Also I made up the price, just offer me whatever. Or trade me a girls mountain bike with a flamingo on it. She ****in' loves flamingos.
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/bik/1686072018.html
Be the envy of all your weird-looking, tight-pantsed friends with this stupid-ass bicycle. "Woah, a Pabst Blue Ribbon beach cruisin' bike," they'll say, mouth full of pocky. "Too bad I'm pale and effete and wrist deep in Rilo Kiley right now or else I would wrestle you for it!" Every lanky ****er with ridiculous hair and spedphones will accost you just to sniff the seat of this abomination. It's made by Pacific so you know it's good, or ****ty, or whatever. Basically I'm selling this super ironic weirdo magnet so I can get my girlfriend a mountain bike so we can be that awful couple on Kelly Drive. You know, the ****-eating couple with aerodynamic helmets weaving in and out of families trying to enjoy the scenic river, except I have a $99 department store bike and she'll be wearing jeans and a ketchup stained Tweety Bird shirt. I don't even know where this ****ing thing came from except it's taking up space. It's a cruiser so it's got like one speed and takes way too much effort to move around. But you can hang it on your living room wall right next to the pop-art wall spray painting of Scooby Doo giving an HJ to Scrappy Doo. Is that a thing you guys would have? I don't know since I don't get out much (two friends- both cats). This ***** is seriously bright blue and in good shape but it needs a tube for the front wheel and a pedal. I don't know where the pedal went since I spend most of my days in an alcoholic stupor, although I will attempt to remain reasonably sober for when you come pick it up. Also I made up the price, just offer me whatever. Or trade me a girls mountain bike with a flamingo on it. She ****in' loves flamingos.
- Location: South Philly
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#4900
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Some people really know how to sell a bike:
[h=2]Roberts Road Bike - $600 (Medical Lake)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-05-26, 11:18AM PDT
Reply to: pfd7m-3039599792@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
Roberts road bike 21" excellent condittion $600.00 OBO
PostingID: 3039599792
Not only do they have pictures of different pedals mounted on the bike, but, they also can't seem to find "up"!
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/3039599792.html
[h=2]Roberts Road Bike - $600 (Medical Lake)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-05-26, 11:18AM PDT
Reply to: pfd7m-3039599792@sale.craigslist.org [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
Roberts road bike 21" excellent condittion $600.00 OBO
- Location: Medical Lake
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3039599792
Not only do they have pictures of different pedals mounted on the bike, but, they also can't seem to find "up"!
https://spokane.craigslist.org/bik/3039599792.html