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USAZorro 10-06-09 08:49 AM


Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 9804528)
... I own just one bike, for example.

jim

When did this happen? :lol:

USAZorro 10-06-09 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by Bockman (Post 9806296)
Eye rolling is an intense sign of contempt. I personally would have a very hard time maintaining a relationship with someone who treated my preferences so rudely.

Not trying to pick a fight, but wouldn't one generally have a greater attachment to your SO than to material things?

My wife will occasionally as if I've gotten another bike, or will ask me to move them if they're in a really bad place. I haven't had to engage in a persuasion campaign. Guess she accepts them as something that is important to me, and that's enough.

Of course, she does recognize that riding is one of my primary exercise activities, and I think she's a bit in awe that I can ride a bike for the better part of a day.

Anyone got tips on getting a middle-aged lady with excellent balance and no propensity to set aside the occasional task to try to learn how to ride a bike?

jgedwa 10-06-09 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 9806942)
When did this happen? :lol:

Actually, I have never owned a "bike" before this Winter. I used to own none. My Karate Monkey is the only "complete" bike I own. Front and rear derailleurs, front and rear brakes. everything else that a complete bike needs to have. The rest are just parts; even though some "groups" of parts have been spatially contiguous for some time. Many piles of parts I store next to, and on top of, and attached to each other. I have even been known to ride some of those piles of parts. But I own just one complete bike. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

jim

corkscrew 10-06-09 09:08 AM

I just plan on staying single. The n+1 rule seems to bother room mates a lot less than SO's.

due ruote 10-06-09 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by jgedwa (Post 9807040)
Actually, I have never owned a "bike" before this Winter. I used to own none. My Karate Monkey is the only "complete" bike I own. Front and rear derailleurs, front and rear brakes. everything else that a complete bike needs to have. The rest are just parts; even though some "groups" of parts have been spatially contiguous for some time. Many piles of parts I store next to, and on top of, and attached to each other. I have even been known to ride some of those piles of parts. But I own just one complete bike. That is my story and I am sticking to it.

jim

This wins creativity points, for sure. So, for example, if you flip the quick release lever, it's no longer a bike?

jgedwa 10-06-09 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by jbonamici (Post 9807344)
This wins creativity points, for sure. So, for example, if you flip the quick release lever, it's no longer a bike?

You are making this harder than it needs to be. Just remove the dorkdisk. Voila!

j

23skidoo 10-06-09 10:32 AM

Umm, they last a lot longer and are way cheaper than Botox injections....

23skidoo 10-06-09 10:37 AM


Originally Posted by redxj (Post 9790462)
Just show the wife what this guy spends on bikes, end of discussion. Well unless you are that guy or can beat him.

I swear I saw this guy, his wife and all of their best friends riding around Boulder last weekend....:roflmao2:

miamijim 10-06-09 11:50 AM

"I could be spending the money on hookers and blow".....


http://www.chathamjournal.com/weekly/moxiepix/a2958.jpg

http://canadianfermentation.files.wo.../08/street.jpg

RobbieTunes 10-06-09 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by USAZorro (Post 9806979)
Anyone got tips on getting a middle-aged lady with excellent balance and no propensity to set aside the occasional task to try to learn how to ride a bike?

Jewelry.

RobbieTunes 10-06-09 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by 23skidoo (Post 9807634)
Umm, they last a lot longer and are way cheaper than Botox injections....

..that will get clubbed with your own frame pump....

SoreFeet 10-06-09 05:45 PM

Start a non profit bike co-op...More parts, more mess!

Nerdanel 10-06-09 06:48 PM


Originally Posted by miamijim (Post 9808104)
"I could be spending the money on hookers and blow".....


http://canadianfermentation.files.wo.../08/street.jpg

Are hookers typically photographed in front of a white garage door as well?

jgedwa 10-06-09 06:59 PM

And typically with driveside showing also.


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