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Kactus 11-09-13 01:08 PM

He's baacckk !
 
Our favorite drillium artist is at it again.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ps710f4505.jpg
EXCELLENT WORKING ORDER. NOTHING STRIPPED. EXPERTLY DRILLED BY AN DRILLIUM EXPERT! NO GUARANTEES IF YOU ARE WAY OVERWEIGHT! THE DRILLED SECTION SHOULD NOT BE EXPOSED AT ALL. DRILL DRILL DRILL!!!!! LIGHTEN THEM UP! NO MORE DEAD WEIGHT! IF YOU ARE OVER WEIGHT AND DO NOT RIDE YOUR VINTAGE BIKE. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE STRENGTH. DOEST NOT MATTER. THIS CAMPAGNOLO SUPER RECORD SEATPOST IDEAL FOR A PERSON THAT PEDALS HARD AND RACES. THE PRESSURE IS ON YOUR FEET NOT YOUR BUTT. IF YOUR A OVERWEIGHT OR TOTALLY OUT OF SHAPE THIS IS NOT FOR YOU. YOU WILL CRACK IT! LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS! http://www.ebay.com/itm/CAMPAGNOLO-S...item33874f11a8

I'm sure the crack going 1/3 the diameter won't be a problem.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ps52f9458e.jpg

pullup 11-09-13 01:14 PM

:wtf: Apart from it being terribly executed drillium, is he trying to get someone killed? :twitchy:

bloom87 11-09-13 01:22 PM

did he do it w/ a 12 gauge **********? aaaaah !
that sick nazi dude !

Lascauxcaveman 11-09-13 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by bloom87 (Post 16233059)
did he do it w/ a 12 gauge **********?

I'm thinking this guy doesn't own a gun.

I'm HOPING he doesn't own a gun.

RubberLegs 11-09-13 01:44 PM

!!!!!! NO GUARANTEES IF YOU ARE WAY OVERWEIGHT!!!!!! Um....right....If you weigh more than the bike's SADDLE....you are in DANGER!!!! What a JOKE!! Perhaps a product LAWYER should explain liability to him....and and engineer explain PHYSICS/STRESS


rotharpunc 11-09-13 01:46 PM

what a waste

JerrySTL 11-09-13 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Lascauxcaveman (Post 16233071)
I'm thinking this guy doesn't own a gun.

I'm HOPING he doesn't own a gun.

I don't know. A drilled barrel might be interesting.

degan 11-09-13 01:52 PM

If you're trying to save weight, why not just cut the seatpost? (not that I'm saying thats a good idea, just using the sellers logic)

crank_addict 11-09-13 02:01 PM

Sicko. We know he's nuts and guessing soon will perform a self lobotomy.

degan 11-09-13 02:08 PM

He is also selling a crankset with drilled rings. At first, when I looked at the thumbnail, I thought it he did a better job but once you look at the actual picture you quickly see its the same artist at work. Not only that, but he didn't even feel the need to clean the thick grease off the teeth before drilling. At least its not as dangerous as that seatpost.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CAMPAGNOLO-S...item33871df788

AZORCH 11-09-13 02:12 PM

Is it just my imagination, or has the post actually bent at the point where the "drillium" - and I intentionally use that term disparagingly - ends? Holy crap!

Kactus 11-09-13 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by AZORCH (Post 16233132)
Is it just my imagination, or has the post actually bent at the point where the "drillium" - and I intentionally use that term disparagingly - ends? Holy crap!

No... I thought so too when I looked at it.

Lascauxcaveman 11-09-13 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by kactus (Post 16233036)
expertly drilled by an drillium expert! No guarantees if you are way overweight!


expertly written by an writing expert! No guarantees if you are even slightly literate!

Oldpeddaller 11-09-13 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by bloom87 (Post 16233059)
did he do it w/ a 12 gauge **********? aaaaah !
that sick nazi dude !

It would have been drilled a LOT better if he had!

This guy REALLY doesn't understand ANYTHING about drillium. These parts aren't lightened, they are destroyed.

I just wish he'd dress up in his silly uniform and then go out and ride a bike fitted with a selection of these parts - thereby pretty quickly putting a permanent stop to all this childish vandalism and nonsense.

I feel sick at the sight, think I'm going to lie down now.....................

Velognome 11-09-13 04:35 PM

I remember getting my first Power Drill...I think I was 12

Oldpeddaller 11-09-13 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Velognome (Post 16233376)
I remember getting my first Power Drill...I think I was 12

And I bet even then you could have drilled straighter holes, with more material between them?

WNG 11-09-13 04:43 PM

I'll buy that for a Dollar!

Not!

iab 11-09-13 04:46 PM

I don't know what I hate more, Illinois nazis or California nazis.

Oldpeddaller 11-09-13 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by iab (Post 16233406)
I don't know what I hate more, Illinois nazis or California nazis.

The worst are Nazis that drill totally pointless holes in classic bike parts.

Homebrew01 11-09-13 05:38 PM

The bigger question is .... Who is buying this crap ?!?!?!?!?!

Homebrew01 11-09-13 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by degan (Post 16233126)
He is also selling a crankset with drilled rings. At first, when I looked at the thumbnail, I thought it he did a better job but once you look at the actual picture you quickly see its the same artist at work. Not only that, but he didn't even feel the need to clean the thick grease off the teeth before drilling. At least its not as dangerous as that seatpost.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/CAMPAGNOLO-S...item33871df788

Pretty mild compared to that other crankset he ruined recently

degan 11-09-13 05:41 PM

I wonder if he drills holes in all his Nazi stiff, you know, to lighten them up.

lostarchitect 11-09-13 05:41 PM

...This has got to be a joke, right?

Velognome 11-09-13 06:49 PM

Oh, that reminds me, I've got a Dentist appointment on Monday

unworthy1 11-09-13 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by JerrySTL (Post 16233110)
I don't know. A drilled barrel might be interesting.

:roflmao2: I'd pay a dollar to watch him fire it...from a safe distance, of course...problem solved! :roflmao2:


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