Finish this sentence: "C&V bikes may be compromising the quality of your life if..."
03-17-14, 06:22 AM
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Finish this sentence: "C&V bikes may be compromising the quality of your life if..."
You used your wife's toothbrush to clean your bottom bracket threads. 
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03-17-14, 06:29 AM
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" you throw out old clothes and decorations.. to make room to hang bikes in the basement"
03-17-14, 06:29 AM
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did you really? I just use old ones.
03-17-14, 06:54 AM
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you can't walk through your house because of your C&V bikes.
03-17-14, 06:57 AM
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if your married and you put a bike in the bedroom and quietly fall asleep so that you can focus on tomorrow's ride.
https://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/20/boyfriend-fail-2/
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When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong. I'm liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life. Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend. Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world.
When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong. I'm liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life. Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend. Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world.
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03-17-14, 07:06 AM
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your reading this Thread.
03-17-14, 07:15 AM
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if your married and you put a bike in the bedroom and quietly fall asleep so that you can focus on tomorrow's ride.
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03-17-14, 07:18 AM
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...you consider driving three hours to check out a poorly photographed bike from Craigslist that you don't want, isn't a bargain or even your size, but might have some really rare part on it.
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03-17-14, 07:18 AM
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you go on a family vacation, but "just check" the Craigslist bike ads in the city you are going to.
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03-17-14, 08:11 AM
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You begin to divide people you meet and friends into biking and non-biking categories.
03-17-14, 09:26 AM
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If I wander out into oncoming traffic staring at my highly polished hi-wall flanges.
03-17-14, 09:55 AM
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03-17-14, 10:03 AM
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if your married and you put a bike in the bedroom and quietly fall asleep so that you can focus on tomorrow's ride.
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There was an old ad back in the 60's for Falcon bikes I think it was, had a picture of a guy asleep in bed, dreaming of riding his bike(cartoon bubble above his head). Aside the bed was his bike. Caption read "Too good for the shed".
03-17-14, 11:49 AM
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You spend the money you set aside for your bi-weekly heroin bender binge on ANOTHER Superbe Pro bit...
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Commence to jigglin’ huh?!?!
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03-17-14, 11:52 AM
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You just put the family heirloom Baldwin piano on the back patio, so you can have more room to display your bike collection.
03-17-14, 02:11 PM
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No matter how hard you try, you can't get your hands totally clean.
03-17-14, 02:31 PM
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...you're known as 'that bike dude', he totally got a ride you can borrow indefinitely.
...you're hoarding parts waiting for frames and frames waiting for parts as mutually exclusive groups.
...you're calculating gear ratios instead of counting sheep to fall asleep.
...you're hoarding parts waiting for frames and frames waiting for parts as mutually exclusive groups.
...you're calculating gear ratios instead of counting sheep to fall asleep.
03-17-14, 02:51 PM
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When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong. I'm liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life. Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend. Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world.
When I ride my bike I feel free and happy and strong. I'm liberated from the usual nonsense of day to day life. Solid, dependable, silent, my bike is my horse, my fighter jet, my island, my friend. Together we will conquer that hill and thereafter the world.