Maybe someone stole a front wheel while drunk or stoned, or on a bet, then regretted doing it and returned it where it was at first. The bike was gone already.

I saw a frame with no wheels and no lock at the library bike rack Monday. You found one of the wheels. I wonder where the other one is.

Guys, guys, guys.....it's a sun dial. And it's 5 o'clock.

Aaah!!, so it's Happy Hour. Why didn't someone say so before this?

somewhere a unicycle is crying