Freaky Street
 

Saturday afternoon, I'm riding down Kennedy St. towards the library and there's a car parked in the middle of the road. As I approach it looks like there are people inside. Upon passing, I realize that the people were making out, parked right in the middle of the street. About that time I pass a guy walking down the sidewalk. He hollers, "I guess they couldn't wait till they got home?" I holler back something like "Can you blame them?" and we exchange a harmonious laugh.

Later on I pass the same guy and he yells at me, "Hey, those people in the car earlier were two ladies!" I could tell he was beside himself so I pipe in with "Even better!" At that point he reaches in a bag (I get nervous) and he adds "That's better than these porno tapes!" I let loose with one of those howling laughs and kept moving. What kind of weirdo walks around with their porn collection? I guess he didn't want anyone to steal them. Regardless, I was glad to be around for that.

Sorry, I'm a perv and these sort of things make me happy.

So you didn't get any pics??? I'm disappointed ;)

I'd just assume have a picture of the guy holding his tapes. He was just so happy.

Maybe he was just on his way back from the adult video rental store...

Still, how did he find out who was in the car? Did he go in for a closer look? Maybe that's what made him decide he needed to rent some videos... ;)

Just one more reason I love commuting. People are just too isolated in cars to ever get this type of interaction. lol. I remember a few years back a buddy and I were out when a car pulled up next to us at a red light. I looked over to see that there were three college girls in the car, all totally naked just driving around. I nearly fell over but managed to kick my buddy to take a look. Just some of the crazy s*** you’ll see out on the bike.

Scene: lonely moorland road in the Yorkshire Dales (UK); coast to coast ride; about 70 riders in bunch, puffing over the top; car parked in lonely spot on lonely, rarely used moorland road in the Yorkshire Dales (UK); woman's head moving up and down in rear window of car parked...etc.; woman's head attached to naked body; naked body moving up and down; naked body attached to suddenly horrified face; eyes left! naked lady ceases to move up and down, just down.

Slight concertina'ing of 70 riders