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slowpacer 11-30-16 12:06 PM

I'm glad you liked it. Added black fenders and white/black Podium water bottle to the mockup. I couldn't find picture of silver fenders taken from the right angle so went with black ones. For some reason, i'm unable to post the image itself, but here's the link http://imgur.com/a/MQkHQ
http://imgur.com/a/ya572
http://imgur.com/a/ya572

1989Pre 11-30-16 12:12 PM

Get yourself a good fanny pack.., and if you don't mind me saying, in the interests of decor, please ditch that saddle and get something sharp looking, like a white Reydel GTI. Your bike deserves it.

noglider 11-30-16 12:39 PM

I'm amazed at image skills like this.

Giant Doofus 11-30-16 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by RECfromPA (Post 19222757)
The mock up looks very polished, but so serious. I like the original handlebar tape. What did @Giant Doofus call it--"a bit of whimsy?" The user needs to love this part of the bike especially because it's the biggest part of the bike he'll be looking at while riding. This is from a female's point of view.

Yes, a bit of whimsy. And, by the way, I'm a woman (the OP).


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 19222759)
Wait, whose bike is this if not Giant Doofus's? Is it a simulation?

It's a picture of my (Giant Doofus's) bike, but it's been modified by [MENTION=373593]slowpacer[/MENTION] with imaging software. You can change bits of the image like that, but can't change the perspective. And all of it is beyond my skill level with imaging software!

Giant Doofus 11-30-16 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by slowpacer (Post 19222897)
I'm glad you liked it. Added black fenders and white/black Podium water bottle to the mockup. I couldn't find picture of silver fenders taken from the right angle so went with black ones. For some reason, i'm unable to post the image itself, but here's the link Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
http://imgur.com/a/ya572
http://imgur.com/a/ya572

Wow! Thank you so much for doing this. It makes a big difference to be able to see what the final thing might look like. You've inspired me!

slowpacer 11-30-16 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 19222969)
I'm amazed at image skills like this.

If you meant the mockup, i appreciate it, but wish i was that good. You will see imperfections when you zoom in to the picture.

slowpacer 11-30-16 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by Giant Doofus (Post 19223067)
Wow! Thank you so much for doing this. It makes a big difference to be able to see what the final thing might look like. You've inspired me!

You're very welcome.

Abe_Froman 11-30-16 01:24 PM

Jeez...I might have to have you guys work on my commuter lol.

Though...I hate to wonder what the community opinion on flashing battery powered Christmas lights will be.

RECfromPA 11-30-16 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by Giant Doofus (Post 19223059)
Yes, a bit of whimsy. And, by the way, I'm a woman (the OP).

So sorry for the assumption! I think there are so few of us here.

alan s 11-30-16 02:36 PM

My photoshop skills are limited, but I'm great at copying. Like the black fenders, but I'd go with a black rack. Silver works almost as well.

http://i.imgur.com/U1wUaUa.jpg

Dave Cutter 11-30-16 02:48 PM

It's a beautiful bike!

But she ls like a beauty queen in work clothes... as opposed to all dolled up for the bathing suit completion. But the bike looks like what is it.. and it's clean as a pin. What more could anyone want from a bike.

alan s 11-30-16 02:56 PM

I think the saddle is one of those rare factory defects. They stamped "Brooks" backwards and went with black and silver rails.

And that bricklayer did a lousy job, IMHO.

slowpacer 11-30-16 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by alan s (Post 19223282)
I think the saddle is one of those rare factory defects. They stamped "Brooks" backwards and went with black and silver rails.

And that bricklayer did a lousy job, IMHO.

The original photo of the Brooks saddle looks correct but i had to flip it horizontally in the software, therefore it looks backward in the modified picture. The saddle rails are black in this mockup but silver rails may be a more logical choice in this setup. I think this only gives an idea of how OP's bike may look with various options.

ColonelSanders 11-30-16 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by Giant Doofus (Post 19222695)
Very nice!
- The saddle and bar tape will need to wait a bit.
- I'm not switching to SPDs under any circumstances, but my current pedals are polished alloy (MKS Sylvans) and will look better once I've got the new black power grips on them.
But, yeah, the rest of it looks awesome.

I wonder what it would look like with fenders? I'm thinking about the silver SKS longboards.


One of the nice visual improvements to your bike will come about when you change your rear rack.


Your current rack has those twisty arms that connect the rack to the seat stays and they are so fugly.


The racks you have indicated you are considering in this thread both have solid tubular connectors and look so much better.

noglider 12-01-16 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by alan s (Post 19223282)
And that bricklayer did a lousy job, IMHO.

Now that you mention it, you're right. Pretty awful, really.

Giant Doofus 12-01-16 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by noglider (Post 19224844)
Now that you mention it, you're right. Pretty awful, really.

The mock up shows some distortions in the wall that aren't in the original photo. On the other hand, it's not my wall so fire away!

alan s 12-01-16 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by Giant Doofus (Post 19225215)
The mock up shows some distortions in the wall that aren't in the original photo. On the other hand, it's not my wall so fire away!

It's from the photoshopping. Just following the long standing tradition on BF of commenting on something amusing in a photo unrelated to the subject matter.

rmfnla 12-01-16 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by Abe_Froman (Post 19222501)
From an aesthetics standpoint, for sure. Especially perhaps a hot pink hello kitty one? From a sweaty back perspective, not a chance. Sweaty back gets veto power over all.

Guess it all depends where, when and how far one rides.

I have a fairly short commute (. 4 miles) so it doesn't cause me a problem.

I also usually don't carry that much.

No sweaty backs here...

Darth Lefty 12-01-16 03:28 PM

Maybe we could find her some Celeste luggage. Surely in the history of Italian bikes it must have happened at least once

rmfnla 12-01-16 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by Giant Doofus (Post 19221449)
No way. I'm sure backpacks work just fine for some people, but not me. Nope. Not gonna do it.

Part of making America great again is wearing a backpack... :innocent:

bulldog1935 12-01-16 03:39 PM

the Tubus with panniers look great.
If you're interested in a Nitto small front rack, I worked out how to attach a Mark's rack to a CX bike with unicrown fork and no holes for anything.
I used Tubus LM1 clamps on the unicrown (Paul) canti rack bolts (you could use Nitto), and L-brackets from McMaster.
Of course if you have a front brake bolt hole in your fork, you can use a Nitto M12 and canti bolts.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7.../aPA210009.jpg

no motor? 12-02-16 12:33 PM

Could you post some after pictures so we can see what you did?

mlau 12-03-16 01:02 PM

I really like the photoshop mockup!

Anyways, beauty is a subjective thing.
I'd be more attracted to a pretty lady in work clothes, than in a bikini.
It speaks to me of self confidence, of not needing to try so hard, a certain timelessness.

Anyways, I'd love to see the final bits!

Giant Doofus 12-03-16 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by no motor? (Post 19227534)
Could you post some after pictures so we can see what you did?

Will do. I've got everything on order now. I'll post updates when I've got stuff installed.

Giant Doofus 12-16-16 05:32 PM

I'm so excited! All of my stuff for "project de-uglify" has arrived. I'll try to get everything installed at the co-op on Sunday and post some pictures. Here's what I've got:
1. Racktime Addit rack in silver
2. Daija handlebar accessory mount
3. Black power grips (which may go on MKS Lambda pedals I had in the spare parts box)
4. SKS longboard fenders in silver
5. 2 Wheel Gear backpack pannier in black
6. Banjo Brothers trunk bag


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