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Old 05-30-05, 08:38 AM
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trucknutz on your seat?

To increase my "don't f*** with me" factor, I thought it'd be funny to put some trucknutz* on the back of my seat. I've not done it yet but it may happen if I can find them locally so I don't have to pay shipping.

Silly? yeah, probably
Stupid? yeah, probably
Do I care? nope...

There is one critical difference though betwixt me and the truck. My butt would be right above the trucknutz making them much more anatomically positioned.

What the heck are trucknutz? www.trucknutz.com
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Old 05-30-05, 11:42 AM
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Make like Nike and Just Do It.
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You could also use the their BikerBalls as mudflaps off your mudguards er fenders.

That is if you use them.

https://mivasecure.abac.com/trucknutz...tegory_Code=BB
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Old 05-30-05, 12:15 PM
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That's grosser than gross.
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That's so wrong it's right!
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Old 05-30-05, 06:13 PM
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Just make sure you don't get the hollow ones...

I saw a set on a truck that were hollow on the back side. C'mon, isn't the extra $0.00001 it costs to make them 3D really worth it?
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Old 05-30-05, 06:16 PM
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Blue would be great...
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Old 05-30-05, 06:24 PM
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That is soooo wild!!
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Old 05-30-05, 10:10 PM
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dangit they changed the design...it used to look more realistic, with one ball hanging below the other


edit: it was another company that made the "offset" sacks: https://www.bullsballs.com/
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Old 05-31-05, 05:21 AM
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So which color are you getting -- flesh or chrome?
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Old 05-31-05, 04:29 PM
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What no BRASS**********
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What no Ti?

No Carbon Fiber?
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bullsballs are in brass.

I'd get the blue ones
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One of the local sidewalk sweepers here used to have a giant pair of fake boobs hanging off the back of his sweeper. I think someone complained to the city, because they only lasted a few days.
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Dude, that rocks. It cries out to be done.
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Originally Posted by RonH
So which color are you getting -- flesh or chrome?
I was lookin' for brass colored, but they dont' have any!
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Old 06-01-05, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RonH
So which color are you getting -- flesh or chrome?

I want a pair with red flashing led lights.
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You gotta post a picture once the deed is done.
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Well if I see someone with some trucknutz hanging under their seat around here I'll know who it is I guess. Are you an east sider or a west sider Soda?
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BRASS BALLS! (click here!)
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I live up in Reading but commute through Sharonville, Blue Ash and Amberly Village. There are more SUV's in those areas than there are trucks but I"m sure they'll be a big hit with the soccer moms. I've not yet done this but I will and I"ll be certain to either revive this thread or make a new one with pics.
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Ohmygod where's my credit card...


Do you think this woul look good with a female on the seat above the balls?
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Ohmygod where's my credit card...


Do you think this woul look good with a female on the seat above the balls?
That is truly perverse. I highly encourage it.
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Old 06-02-05, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr_Super_Socks
That is truly perverse. I highly encourage it.

In which case, the only thing left to decide is brass...for the obvious reasons...or chrome, to match my bike and outfit.
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