View Poll Results: Geekiness ranking
Horribly geeky, embarrasingly so
8
7.77%
Pretty danged geeky, wouldn't want to be seen at work/school
15
14.56%
Not so geeky, but with some subtle geekiness
52
50.49%
Pretty danged cool looking, actually
18
17.48%
A veritable god(dess) on wheels
10
9.71%
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Where are you on the geekiness scale?
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I look like a geek, but I also teach middle school kids, so everything is geeky. My usual get up for the winter is a baby blue giro eclipse helmet black balacava. red and black performance exhalt jacket. Green army pants with tights underneath. Fox gloves and my adidas spds. When I was a courier that was total dorkdum. In the late fall, early spring I used to rock army shorts with tights, a long sleeve jersey and a black vest. It sounds pretty normal for us, but when you are surrounded by suits all day, it is a bit strange.
My license plate says BIKEDORK
My license plate says BIKEDORK
#27
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I am pretty sure that my mountain bike hates me because I put on a rack, some panniers, a mirror, a fender, a big light and some slicks.
I may look like a geek but at least it works for me and gets me to and from work.
I may look like a geek but at least it works for me and gets me to and from work.
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Choices:
1) Horribly geeky, embarrasingly so
2) Pretty danged geeky, wouldn't want to be seen at work/school
3) Not so geeky, but with some subtle geekiness
4) Pretty danged cool looking, actually
5) A veritable god(dess) on wheels
I would say I fall into the "Pretty Danged Geeky" category, if it were not for the unlikely addition of the phrase, "wouldn't want to be seen at work/school."
Frankly, I think it's hip to be geeky.
In fact, I have prepared my very own "geekiness" list of geek-like things that make me proud to be who I am:
1) Rubber band. This is actually three rubber bands attached end-to-end, used as a means of keeping my glasses from falling down my nose when riding. After several attempts to use store-bought alternatives, I find these more effective, easier to use, more comfortable, cheaper and disposable.
2) Landscape lights. My 20W and 35W halogens landscape lights are fantastic headlamps. I've discussed these ad-geekeum in other threads.
3) Car horn. Again, a hands-down winner on the road and geek-of-the-month award nominee add-on.
4) Shifters borrowed from a 20 year-old Schwinn Super Sport. When my Trek's shifters malfunctioned, I couldn't afford new ones. They actually work fine.
5) Plastic bags. When it dips into the 20's, I fit plastic bags between two pairs of socks to keep my feet warmer. These are secret Dr. Geek items, since they aren't noticable on the outside.
6) $10 Chinese-made velcro strap sneakers. These grip well in my toe-clips (another geeky choice) and come off and on quickly when changing clothes at work.
7) $7 foot pump. This is cheap and easy to use. I've kept my tires full on it for years at home.
8) Bandana. I hope this looks geeky when I take my helmet off and not reminiscent of membership in a gang.
9) Backpack. Yes, after years of flirting with racks, I have yet to settle down with the right one. Geeky? Totally.
10) Natural peanut butter. This geek-paste I keep in my drawer at work along with... 11) ...dry milk. Together with bread and water, I can pack in almost 1,000 calories and over 40 grams of protein after the 14-mile morning commute. Geeky and nutty!
12) Biking to work. I don't think this is geeky and I'm sure you don't, but I bet a lot of my co-workers do!
1) Horribly geeky, embarrasingly so
2) Pretty danged geeky, wouldn't want to be seen at work/school
3) Not so geeky, but with some subtle geekiness
4) Pretty danged cool looking, actually
5) A veritable god(dess) on wheels
I would say I fall into the "Pretty Danged Geeky" category, if it were not for the unlikely addition of the phrase, "wouldn't want to be seen at work/school."
Frankly, I think it's hip to be geeky.
In fact, I have prepared my very own "geekiness" list of geek-like things that make me proud to be who I am:
1) Rubber band. This is actually three rubber bands attached end-to-end, used as a means of keeping my glasses from falling down my nose when riding. After several attempts to use store-bought alternatives, I find these more effective, easier to use, more comfortable, cheaper and disposable.
2) Landscape lights. My 20W and 35W halogens landscape lights are fantastic headlamps. I've discussed these ad-geekeum in other threads.
3) Car horn. Again, a hands-down winner on the road and geek-of-the-month award nominee add-on.
4) Shifters borrowed from a 20 year-old Schwinn Super Sport. When my Trek's shifters malfunctioned, I couldn't afford new ones. They actually work fine.
5) Plastic bags. When it dips into the 20's, I fit plastic bags between two pairs of socks to keep my feet warmer. These are secret Dr. Geek items, since they aren't noticable on the outside.
6) $10 Chinese-made velcro strap sneakers. These grip well in my toe-clips (another geeky choice) and come off and on quickly when changing clothes at work.
7) $7 foot pump. This is cheap and easy to use. I've kept my tires full on it for years at home.
8) Bandana. I hope this looks geeky when I take my helmet off and not reminiscent of membership in a gang.
9) Backpack. Yes, after years of flirting with racks, I have yet to settle down with the right one. Geeky? Totally.
10) Natural peanut butter. This geek-paste I keep in my drawer at work along with... 11) ...dry milk. Together with bread and water, I can pack in almost 1,000 calories and over 40 grams of protein after the 14-mile morning commute. Geeky and nutty!
12) Biking to work. I don't think this is geeky and I'm sure you don't, but I bet a lot of my co-workers do!
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On your what?!?
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I chose "Pretty danged geeky"...
This really depends on the temperature, however. When it is SUB-ZERO I look like I'm still 300lbs...(is there a bike under that dude?)
When above 25F I wear some wind breaker pants and jacket over the cycling clothes. Also a couple of layers of cotton long sleve t-shirts.
If its above freezing I reduce the layers of t-shirts and wear a vented wind breaker. Oh, I loose the tights as well.
Geek. Heck yea.. but I stay warm!
Summer, I'm just another FAT guy in lycra. So of course I look like a GEEK!
This really depends on the temperature, however. When it is SUB-ZERO I look like I'm still 300lbs...(is there a bike under that dude?)
When above 25F I wear some wind breaker pants and jacket over the cycling clothes. Also a couple of layers of cotton long sleve t-shirts.
If its above freezing I reduce the layers of t-shirts and wear a vented wind breaker. Oh, I loose the tights as well.
Geek. Heck yea.. but I stay warm!
Summer, I'm just another FAT guy in lycra. So of course I look like a GEEK!
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#30
Senior Member
Dress suit with Hermes tie, European city bike. I must look like a Dutch banker who got space warped across the Atlantic. I think this falls into the "so ungeeky that it actually is profoundly geeky" catagory. I'm clearly on one extreme or another of the scale; can't figure out which.
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#31
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I wouldn't know where to categorize myself, but I can say I aspire to be as geeky as I can be. Though if spandex is geeky, I guess I'll never get there.
What is our working definition of geeky here anyway?
What is our working definition of geeky here anyway?
#32
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I think I looked pretty good this morning: french blue button down shirt, red tie, buff colored dress pants. Lost style points for the blinkies, backpack, and spd shoes. (When will Sidi come out with wingtips?)
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The scale seems to equate geekiness with embarrassment. Where's the choice for "utterly geeky, but incapable of embarrassment"?
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I went "subtle" because booties over my carnacs were subtler than the fellow I saw riding along with a pair of hip waders to keep his feet warm & dry. Don
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I can't commute but when I go out for long rides I wear those full-length black cycling short thingies and my BikeForums cycling top. I think I look quite cool but I do get some funny looks when I stop at shops and garages to buy food and stuff .
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i look pretty cool among other cyclists i think. my clothing is very basic solid colors and it almost all matches. according to my non-cycling friends, the only thing they consider geeky is the helmet. they know the reasons for wearing it of course, but it doesn't stop them from making a few jokes once in a while.