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Old 09-16-06, 09:04 PM
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Favorite bumper sticker??

Saw this on dalmore's sig: "Bumper Stickers - the only justification for cars. Current favorite: (On a car driven by a Native American) America - Love it or Give it Back."

...and thought this might make a good thread.

Here's my current favorite (on a red honda civic): "it's fast and it's red, and I paid for it in bed"

What's yours?
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"Don't make me roll for initiative"
ok, so I'm a geek, but at 4-way stops in this town, you seriously could get out of the car, roll initiative and get back in before someone made up their mind about who got to go next...

In case someone else doesn't mention it...I want this one for my backpack.

"I'd rather be riding lugged steel" If you know the whereabouts of a purchasable one of these, PM me.
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Old 09-16-06, 10:59 PM
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Saw this on a bike: "Environmental stickers don't mean sh** when they are stuck to CARS!"

I liked this one so much, I put it on my own bike: "If you were riding, you'd be happy by now."
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Seen on a small car (older Civic or something) -- "Live large, drive small. Not EVERYONE needs an SUV."
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Placed on a large SUV

"Ask me how I am changing the climate"
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Originally Posted by sauerwald
Placed on a large SUV

"Ask me how I am changing the climate"
I saw a similar one on an SUV. It said something like "Vote yes on (insert proposition) for a better environment."
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Originally Posted by mister
"Missing your cat? Check under my tire."
my favorite:

"Cat - The Other White Meat"

:-)
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Old 09-17-06, 11:21 AM
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My favorite is an oldie but goodie:

"Visualize Whirrled Peas"
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Old 09-17-06, 11:23 AM
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My favorite is "Got Whales?"
Saw it on a Jeep Wrangler.
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Originally Posted by linux_author
my favorite:

"Cat - The Other White Meat"

:-)
As someone who has two cats, I am deeply offended by both of these.....
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