I guessed the first time! :D

I forgot my belt once. It was a pain but also kind of neat that my pants didn't want to stay up. I ended up not tucking in my izod-like shirt. It was casual Friday.

BTW - I wore cylcing shorts as underpants once and did not find them comfortable

I forgot my keys last Tuesday. Went to lock the bike and realised they were at home so I had to ride all the way home to get my keys then back to work again. Well at least I got a few more miles in.

These guys who forgot their guns do they work in a prison or something. Why would you want to carry a gun around with you.

To defend yourself.

My wife called me at work the other day, "....are you wearing any underwear?". I asked her if this was some sort of come on or something. She said "No, I saw a pair laying by the drawer and thought they might have fallen out of your bike bag" (they were actually a pair I had destined for the rag bag, I had just been too lazy to carry them to the garage).

I never wear undies.

Freeballin' for life.

Then you have never been caught in the zipper.

/scarred for life.

I take good care of my guy. Plus, I have zipping down to a science. No big deal!