Even the Sexiest Man Alive Looks Dorky When Commuting
01-23-08, 03:18 PM
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Even the Sexiest Man Alive Looks Dorky When Commuting
Exhibit A:
01-23-08, 03:23 PM
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I do not! (OK... maybe I do...)
01-23-08, 03:26 PM
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I think your being a little too hard on me. Sometimes photographers shoot me from a bad angle. I do however appreciate that you've anointed me with the title "sexiest man alive".
01-23-08, 03:33 PM
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Looks to me like Brad stole the bike from the dude we can barely see on the right. Cargo shorts, t-shirt,, glasses, middle-aged, thinning hair...
yep it's definitly FRED!
yep it's definitly FRED!
01-23-08, 03:38 PM
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I think the chain and lock weight more than the bike
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01-23-08, 03:39 PM
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I do like the Celeste helmet but he's got to attach 3 or 4 Planet Bike Super Flashes to it.
01-23-08, 03:59 PM
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My wife already knows this, there is no need to state the obvious. 
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01-23-08, 04:17 PM
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Wow, no ipod comments yet?
oops... there's one
I take the bike with the matching helmet... he can keep the anchor/lock, and the reflective pant strap.
oops... there's one
I take the bike with the matching helmet... he can keep the anchor/lock, and the reflective pant strap.
01-23-08, 04:22 PM
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Brad should be using the "Take-a-Look" mirror, vastly superior to the "Third Eye".
Nice product placements, eh?
Nice product placements, eh?
01-23-08, 04:24 PM
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If I lose the reflective vest, I look much more like "serial killer" or "bank robber" in my commuter get-up this winter. Is that better than dorky? I can't tell.
01-23-08, 04:49 PM
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Gotta love the scratch-tacular way that chain is looped around the top tube. Does that frame have internal brake cable routing? If not, that's some heinous cable drag from that chain, too.
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01-23-08, 05:02 PM
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I'm sorry, that picture's just wrong. It's not even Fred, it's like... Harold.
01-23-08, 05:51 PM
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How does he keep that bike so shiny?
I want a sparkling clean bike too!
I want a sparkling clean bike too!
01-23-08, 06:23 PM
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pfffttt...n00b
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01-23-08, 06:41 PM
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01-23-08, 07:09 PM
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I think the seat is too low for him too.
01-24-08, 01:40 AM
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