Wisdom
 

On a day in which half of Surfers Paradise has been closed off, when virtually everyone at work was complaining about traffic, when there are e-mails sent around saying "if you're travelling through Bundall or Surfers you'll be there a long time" or words to that effect, and just 24 hours after Queensland was officially announced as Australia's fattest state, I have just one question.

How many more fat cars do I have to pass in traffic before I can use the word "sssuuuucccckkkkkeeeerrrrrssssss!!!!!!!!!!" repeatedly?

Incidentally, where was this mystery traffic today? It was more than this in the last school holidays -- I only got a couple of opportunities for lane splitting this evening. Not impressed.

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How many more fat cars do I have to pass in traffic before I can use the word "sssuuuucccckkkkkeeeerrrrrssssss!!!!!!!!!!" repeatedly?

Ans: three

That many?

I love telling the suckers that I always get the best parking spots, and always park for free. They hate that :)

only three? I stopped counting at three hundred yesterday! ;)