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Old 05-13-09, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Hydrated
Wow... that's new to me.

You mean that all of those miles that I put in before I joined BF don't count? Does it matter that the Interwebz didn't exist when I started riding seriously in 1982? Can I get my Dad to sign a paper that testifies to the fact that I learned to ride a bicycle in 1967? Can I get a waiver that proves that I existed before 2007?

Otherwise I'm waaaay younger than I thought I was...
If you'd care to chime in on the actual context my response was to, I'm positive I'd be entertained by your response.
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We will beat you someday, Pittsburgh Steelers.

Who cares about the small stuff?

Pay attention!!
The big game is in Happy Valley, November 7th.
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No, just one.
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So...What's the correct angle for my seat?

I just wanted to post in this thread, I have no insight to offer.
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Originally Posted by noteon
How cold can you go without layering another pair?
I use them down to mid 40ish or so by themselves...with a thin wool sock down to about 32, with a thick wool sock or more below that. Trouble is, my sandals only have so much strap that can be secured...so a thin pair of socks and the sealskinz are all I can manage.
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Originally Posted by Fast Cloud
I just pelted you with a cyber strawberry milkshake gyerine.
Yummy!
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
Who cares about the small stuff?

Pay attention!!
The big game is in Happy Valley, November 7th.
A Pensyltucky team is a Pensyltucky team.
We will break you.

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Originally Posted by Dzrtrat
So...What's the correct angle for my seat?

I just wanted to post in this thread, I have no insight to offer.
You'll fit right in.
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Originally Posted by ragboy
You'll fit right in.
Incorrect again...well ok, correct that he/she will fit right in, but that isn't the proper angle of his/her seat.
The proper angle of one's seat is the angle that results in the most orgasms.

Oh wait...that was the proper rate of vibration for my Harley. Nevermind.
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Originally Posted by Dzrtrat
So...What's the correct angle for my seat?

I just wanted to post in this thread, I have no insight to offer.
What Would Lance Do? The new all purpose mantra for commuters who don't want to be considered a "noob" by cycling know-it-alls.
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too wordy...WWLD?
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
What Would Lance Do? The new all purpose mantra for commuters who don't want to be considered a "noob" by cycling know-it-alls.
Weren't you done with this thread about 70 posts ago?
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
To take "advice" obtained from ultra performance sources as gospel for bike commuting is at best foolish. To give "advice" as the one true or proper answer to all other commuters, especially newcomers or beginners, based on those same performance sources without qualification is downright stupid.

I'm done with this stupid thread.
My bad -- it was 103 posts ago.
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My bad -- it was 103 posts ago.
The two of you are a match made in heaven.
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The two of you are a match made in heaven.
Agreed. Me and Likey-Bikey are tight.
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Enjoy him now...ILTB becomes my biatch after his Pensyltucky Puddy Cats get their butts handed to them by a bunch of Nuts in Happy Valley this year.


of course, I'm still shining his shoes from last years embarrassment...but hey, he's old, I felt sorry for him and made them lose on purpose. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Enjoy him now...ILTB becomes my biatch after his Pensyltucky Puddy Cats get their butts handed to them by a bunch of Nuts in Happy Valley this year.


of course, I'm still shining his shoes from last years embarrassment...but hey, he's old, I felt sorry for him and made them lose on purpose. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
Thanks for shattering my image of Likey-Bikey as a hot blonde co-ed.
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Thanks for shattering my image of Likey-Bikey as a hot blonde co-ed.
Dude, he's got a bullwinkle sweatshirt....you just can't get any kewler than that.
Where there's a bullwinkle, there is a rocky squirrel...where there is a rocky squirrel, there are hot chicks.
You just can't beat moose and squirrel.

Are you noobs paying attention here...you just can't find gems of knowledge like this anywhere.

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Originally Posted by ragboy
Weren't you done with this thread about 70 posts ago?
I'm done with you.

I've always got time for my Buckeye Bud.
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Originally Posted by I-Like-To-Bike
I'm done with you.
Your exact words: "I'm done with this stupid thread" -- how am I to believe you now?
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Originally Posted by chipcom
Dude, he's got a bullwinkle sweatshirt....you just can't get any kewler than that.
Where there's a bullwinkle, there is a rocky squirrel...where there is a rocky squirrel, there are hot chicks.
You just can't beat moose and squirrel.

Are you noobs paying attention here...you just can't find gems of knowledge like this anywhere.

I've told him I'd ride with him anytime, but alas, I don't think he likes me.
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Thanks for noticing my signature I've had for three years.
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