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Old 10-25-09, 08:53 AM
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You Gotta Stop at the Light...

To PARTY!

Crank it!

You jump outta bed cuz you can’t wait to go
Hit the road on your bike and you can’t ride slow
You stop at the light cuz the chicks are HOT
If you blow right through, you know you’re getting’ some NOT

You gotta stop, at the light, to party

The cops caught us smokin’ and they said “No way!”
But those hypocrites toke two bags a day
Running the lights is not just wrong
But you won’t get a hit off my three foot bong

You gotta stop, at the light, to party

Don’t leave us now if that’s the jams you’re gonna play
The light turns green but we all want to stay
Joey busts in and says “What’s that noise?”
Aw, he’s just jealous we’re the stop light boys!

You gotta stop, at the light, to party

Paaaaaaaaarty!

Paaaaaaaaarty!

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Old 10-25-09, 09:19 AM
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I see a little Beastie Boys inspiration.
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Old 10-25-09, 09:25 AM
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Works for me! Lotsa pahtaaa on my route, as in about 25!
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Old 10-25-09, 09:29 AM
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Geez, dude, I don't mean to sabotage your thread, but did you ride to Brooklyn without sleep or something?
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Old 10-25-09, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by AlmostTrick View Post
(Nothing to see here... pedal on.)
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Geez, dude, I don't mean to sabotage your thread, but did you ride to Brooklyn without sleep or something?
Wow, a two-fer.
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Haha where are the partying hot chicks at my red lights???
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nice work, except now every time i stop at a light i'll have that in my head.
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Haha, funny stuff. I'll join the stop light party, but no to the weed.
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Stop Light Party is a very boring one
anyone who stops
doesn't hang out for too long
and most importantly
there is not one bong
accept the one that is smokin' outa Yukon
I do not smoke that kind of stuff
nor do I like chicks who only go for the "safe" and easy ones
catch me if you can is how I roll
straight through intersection
love at first sight
opposite direction
but please
pay attention






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Originally Posted by bmt074 View Post
Haha where are the partying hot chicks at my red lights???
Some chicks will, and some chicks won't...
Some guys get it, and other guys don't!

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Haha, funny stuff. I'll join the stop light party, but no to the weed.
No problem there Frank,
We've got some stuff just to "light" your crank!

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Stop Light Party is a very boring one
anyone who stops
doesn't hang out for too long
and most importantly
there is not one bong
accept the one that is smokin' outa Yukon
I do not smoke that kind of stuff
nor do I like chicks who only go for the "safe" and easy ones
catch me if you can is how I roll
straight through intersection
love at first sight
opposite direction
but please
pay attention





Red light runnin' must give you joy
so we're lettin' you in, you naughty bad boy!

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