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Old 10-28-09, 09:02 AM
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Diabolical, chipcom, very diabolical...he will become enraged, and start honking and swerving around every other vehicle on the road, whereupon a semi trailer or oblivious Hummer driver will promptly take him out. No muss, no fuss...and no link back to you. Excellent. I like it.

Or he will go home and in a rit of fealous jage, kick his dog. The dog bites him and he dies a couple days later from the hydrophoby. This one is even better, because the dog dies of rabies too, so all involved are neatly eliminated from the question. The Godfather could learn some things from you.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:03 AM
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Don't you still have connections in the P.D. ???? You could really make his life miserable.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:09 AM
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Way to go Chip.
You are responsible for the caged rage of cagers driving drivers to driven madness..
What could possibly be worse?
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Old 10-28-09, 09:11 AM
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It appears you need to leave early tomorrow morning, chipcom. Have your nice little sign printed up with an apology to this poor driver you terrorized.

Don't you dare have any fun. Ever.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:15 AM
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Old 10-28-09, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
you ass.




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Old 10-28-09, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by MNBikeguy View Post
Way to go Chip.
You are responsible for the caged rage of cagers driving drivers to driven madness..
What could possibly be worse?
a severe chocolate shortage?
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Old 10-28-09, 09:33 AM
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That would definitely be worse. Excuse me while I go stock up.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:41 AM
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Bravo, Chip. This thread is turning into the most fun thread of the week.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by DataJunkie View Post
Bunch of nansy pansies on this board.
it's either namby or nancy, cupcake.
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Old 10-28-09, 09:51 AM
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Like it, or not, it's still road rage - and you committed it!

Maybe he got your tag number, and turned you in!

It's gonna look kind of stupid, when you want to make a report, and your name is already there as one who committed it ........
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Old 10-28-09, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
it's either namby or nancy, cupcake.
It's namby. D'oh.
Cuttie pie
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Old 10-28-09, 09:55 AM
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I really screwed the pooch on that quote.

Namby pamby.
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Old 10-28-09, 10:01 AM
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Payback's a bi+ch.
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Old 10-28-09, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Wanderer View Post
Like it, or not, it's still road rage - and you committed it!

Maybe he got your tag number, and turned you in!

It's gonna look kind of stupid, when you want to make a report, and your name is already there as one who committed it ........
In over 30 years of commuting guess how many times I have 'made a report' about a driver?


zero, zilch, nada.


and if this guy called the cops and reported that some big meanie was honking and being mean to him...at least my actions gave the cops a good laugh.
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Old 10-28-09, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
Sooo, getting f'd with by other drivers drives drivers to f with cyclists?


(hmm, could I have used the word driver any more in that sentence?)


Sooo, getting f'd with by other drivers drives drivers to f with bicycle drivers?
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Old 10-28-09, 10:58 AM
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And there's a 100% chance that the reason that driver drives like a ***bag is that someone just like you did that to him first.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:10 AM
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Way to go @$$, now everytime that guy sees another cager he will think of you and take it out on all cagers. Oh wait.... Carry on.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ItsJustMe View Post
win. I know it's childish, but I still smiled.
exactly what i was thinking, and nobody got hurt. revenge is a dish best served anonymously.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:17 AM
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Sooo, getting f'd with by other drivers drives drivers to f with bicycle drivers?
you have just been nominated for wordsmith duty.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:18 AM
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And there's a 100% chance that the reason that driver drives like a ***bag is that someone just like you did that to him first.
nope, they are pretty much born that way.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:20 AM
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Tonight, on the drive home, I think I'll pass anyone not doing 10+ over the speed limit and holler at them to GET ON THE SIDEWALK!
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Tonight, on the drive home, I think I'll pass anyone not doing 10+ over the speed limit and holler at them to GET ON THE SIDEWALK!
That's brilliant...I may join in!
Let's declare today "Drive on the sidewalk Day!"
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Old 10-28-09, 11:22 AM
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I couldn't do it, but that was amusing. One day I had the misfortune of riding when bored teenager thought it would be funny to scream at me just as his mom passed me. BTW, if one of my kids did that, we'd stop and they'd apologize, but that's a different story. I decided that cyclists should pick a day where they just ride around screaming at random innocent motorists. Then I remember Critical Mass and gave up on the idea.
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Old 10-28-09, 11:23 AM
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On a slightly related note, I ride with various roadie & triathlon groups, and I'm always surprised at how the nicest guy and even women on the bike and in person, will turn into a huge ***bag the moment they perceive injustice on the bike. There are many examples, but one memorable was the nicest women I was having a pleasant conversation with just earlier, having to slow on a MUP to wait for a family to cross the path - and out of nowhere she yells "F*** you walkers - get out of the way!" Bizarre, uncalled for, but I'm finding that it's the norm (unfortunately).

And yes, I know that cars can KILL cyclists, but in general, cyclists over-react to perceived injustices while they're on the bike. Even from peds and other cyclists.
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