I imagine that all that is incredibly satisfying ... but it's so very risky too.

OK, so you showed this person who's boss. But he can do a few things -- 1) do nothing and avoid you because you're a badass who will beat him up again, or 2) call the police -- any buzzing is "he said, she said", but his broken nose is evidence, or 3) get some friends with bats or guns and find you while you're riding and beat the crap out of you or worse.

Dude, you really need to stop wearing white bib shorts.

yea...there are also a lot of people with mental illnesses that are off their medication.

sounds related to that guy OP is talking about

lold hard

have to agree with what others said tho.

MLK was a raging homophobe. Ghandi thought africans were inferior and used racial slurs against them. nobody is a saint.

Bad enough for me in just writing down a license number of an aggressive driving motorist with them present, much less going for a Sunday punch. I've since gone to videoing motorists and getting information to report them in the safety of inside my home.

Do as I say, not as I do?

Proverbs and Ecclesiastes Have to be taken together, really. One written early on, and the other toward the end. But that's neither here nor there.

Being used to "what do you carry?" threads, I assumed that some misbehaving driver met your Heckler & Koch ;), instead of which it's full of largely calm and considered advice. Has something gone wrong?

I'll 2nd the motion.
 

I'll 2nd the motion.

Now, Funky... You gotta get out on your bike if you're gonna catch me on the commute challenge.

Much thanks... and I don't think I will end up catching you, unless I start doubling up my commute route! Somehow, I don't think the wife would be okay with me spending 3 hours a day on the bike. She's already complaining! :P It's all in good fun, anyway.

Get a tandem... :D

Now back on topic...

One thing that really disarms rednecks... American Flags on things (Clothing, Helmets, Buckets). No self respecting redneck will knowingly disrespect the flag.

That, and the Rebel flag. You'd be surprised (probably not, :P ) how many people still fly those colors down here. No self-respecting country bumpkin (known around here as a "coona$$") south of the Mason-Dixon line would hate on the rebel flag. These are the people who thought "Dukes of Hazard" was the first reality TV show.

If neither here, nor there, then where?
Who do you think Koheleth was? 1:1

Daisy Duke's shorts looked pretty real to me.

Other parts, not so much.

:)

I was walking across the street the other day. As I arrived on the other side, a drive turning flipped me the bird for no apparent reason. I have no idea why... but it made me laugh out loud. The look on the guy's face was priceless. He looked like I had just kicked his puppy.

Getting yelled at, hit and killed with a smile. That'll teach 'em.

I only wave and smile at troopers, officers and deputies

Turn it into a game. See who can be faster on the "*******!!" draw. If all else fails, just smile at him. THAT really unnerves them....