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Titmawz 05-25-11 02:52 PM

Got a blessing from a cager...
 
"If you do not obey traffic laws, you will be hit by a car. Its you choice..." Yeah.... After I make a left cause the cars in front of me have a stop sign... @#$% idiot.

gbiker 05-25-11 02:56 PM

Wow, I didn't know hitting bicyclists with cars was obeying traffic laws!

Skribb 05-25-11 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by Titmawz (Post 12693417)
"If you do not obey traffic laws, you will be hit by a car. Its you choice..." Yeah.... After I make a left cause the cars in front of me have a stop sign... @#$% idiot.

I can see why you called the person an idiot. Who says, "Its you choice"? If they had even half a brain, they would have said "It's your choice".

Titmawz 05-25-11 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by Skribb (Post 12693444)
I can see why you called the person an idiot. Who says, "Its you choice"? If they had even half a brain, they would have said "It's your choice".

My Typo LOL

Titmawz 05-25-11 03:06 PM

I just nodded my head and pretended to be enlightened =)

exile 05-25-11 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by Titmawz (Post 12693417)
"If you do not obey traffic laws, you will be hit by a car. Its you choice..." Yeah.... After I make a left cause the cars in front of me have a stop sign... @#$% idiot.

I enjoy when people driving tell me what to do when i'm riding :rolleyes:.

Skribb 05-25-11 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by exile (Post 12693505)
I enjoy when people driving tell me what to do when i'm riding :rolleyes:.

Thanks for the underlines. I don't think we could have distinguished the difference between driving and riding without it.

Titmawz 05-25-11 03:19 PM

lol

L.L. Zamenhof 05-25-11 03:51 PM

I like the sass in this thread.

TheHen 05-25-11 07:46 PM

That wasn't a blessing. It was an attempted exorcism.

RookieRoadie 05-26-11 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by Titmawz (Post 12693417)
"If you do not obey traffic laws, you will be hit by a car. Its you choice..." Yeah.... After I make a left cause the cars in front of me have a stop sign... @#$% idiot.

And if you're going to be continually aggressive to riders minding their business, you may find your car with less paint than before! :mad:

hubcap 05-26-11 12:46 PM

I'm not following what you did because the cars in front were stopped. Filter on the left? Pull a U-turn? Cars were coming at you from the opposite direction and you had the right-of-way to turn left in front of them?

AdamDZ 05-26-11 02:37 PM

That cager never heard Pepito:

Pepito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said:

"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"

Pepito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Pepito answered, "No, he minded his own f*****g business.

monsterpile 05-26-11 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by AdamDZ (Post 12698960)
That cager never heard Pepito:

Pepito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said:

"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"

Pepito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Pepito answered, "No, he minded his own f*****g business.

Thats funny. This reminds me of a story Bill Cosby tells.

Cosby goes out for a walk and takes his carrot sticks with him with the best intentions of being "healthy" mandated by his wife and doctor. After walking a while he sits down on the park bench next to an older gentleman. As Cosby is begrudgingly eating his carrot sticks the older guy pulls out a Snickers and starts eating it. Cosby turns to the guy and says "You know that candy bar could kill you." The older guy looks at him with his carrrot sticks and says "It looks like you are dead already."

BTW I actually like carrot sticks.

cooking14 05-27-11 11:42 AM

i love bill cosby.

AdamDZ 05-27-11 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by monsterpile (Post 12700547)
Thats funny. This reminds me of a story Bill Cosby tells.

Cosby goes out for a walk and takes his carrot sticks with him with the best intentions of being "healthy" mandated by his wife and doctor. After walking a while he sits down on the park bench next to an older gentleman. As Cosby is begrudgingly eating his carrot sticks the older guy pulls out a Snickers and starts eating it. Cosby turns to the guy and says "You know that candy bar could kill you." The older guy looks at him with his carrrot sticks and says "It looks like you are dead already."

BTW I actually like carrot sticks.

Ha ha ha! I don't like raw carrots at all, btw.


Originally Posted by cooking14 (Post 12703053)
i love bill cosby.

I haven't seem much of him.

unterhausen 05-27-11 05:54 PM

my commute this morning featured the aftermath of a crash where someone obviously failed to properly observe a stop sign in their motor vehicle. Then when I got on campus, two motorists at subsequent 4 way stops ran the stop and thought they should go before I did even though I had gotten to the sign before they did and had properly stopped. Lawbreaking motorists 3 (or 4), lawbreaking cyclists: 0.


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