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cyclokitty 07-08-11 10:24 PM

I bet the road crew didn't feed the tiger in the pit beneath those plates too. Bring chickens?

spacerconrad 07-08-11 10:31 PM

Ooh, rusty steel plates with exposed edges.

When they're wet.. WOOOOOOOOOOooooooo....

Got all your shots up to date?

Bikepacker67 07-08-11 11:02 PM

Variable road conditions are exactly why I won't run on anything skinnier than 28C.

neotheone 07-09-11 11:18 AM

How heavy can they be? Drag one all the way over the hole.

robyr 07-09-11 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by neotheone (Post 12903036)
How heavy can they be? Drag one all the way over the hole.

Oh dude, they weigh hundreds of pounds. These plates are not something you just slide around.

dscheidt 07-09-11 02:29 PM

Around here, they usually use 3/4 or 1 inch plates. 1" thick steel plate weighs abour 40 lbs a square foot. (that's about 200 kg/m^2, for the metric folk).

kengrubb 07-10-11 05:26 AM


Originally Posted by Ira B (Post 12892399)
We have quite a few of those "storm grates of death" in out town too. The kind your front wheel can drop into all the way to the axle. Makes you wonder what the road designers are thinking????

I'd say they were thinking, "So we watch the traffic cameras, and when some bicyclist drops the front wheel all the way to the axle, we'll put it up on YouTube. Agreed?"

kengrubb 07-10-11 05:26 AM


Originally Posted by neotheone (Post 12903036)
How heavy can they be? Drag one all the way over the hole.

Too heavy to drag. Just kick it really hard.

kengrubb 07-10-11 05:33 AM

When I first read the subject line, my mind went somewhere completely different.

I thought it was 101 ways to kill a bicyclist, and you were getting the ball rolling.

My contributions woulda been:
- High powered rifle
- Guy with a shopping cart
- Cop with a Taser
- Piano wire strung between trees along a bike trail

CptjohnC 07-11-11 06:45 AM


Originally Posted by CCrew (Post 12900288)
Rosslyn..ArtM Pretty much pegged the location..

Thanks much -- I don't often have to head that way, but now I KNOW I'll avoid it.

CCrew 07-11-11 07:59 AM


Originally Posted by CptjohnC (Post 12910269)
Thanks much -- I don't often have to head that way, but now I KNOW I'll avoid it.

They fixed it, but then installed a new and bigger hole a block earlier :p

dcrowell 07-11-11 09:03 AM


Originally Posted by kengrubb (Post 12905763)
- Piano wire strung between trees along a bike trail

A local guy here was riding at night after a thunderstorm and was clotheslined by a downed cable wire. He was happy it wasn't a power line.

wasabi 07-11-11 01:25 PM

:bang:

in the United States crashing cyclists would sue them for multi million $$, in the European Union they would close the cycle path and make an additional 10 km detour, in Switzerland they would tell you to be self responsible (i.e. in case of accident insurances refuse to pay), and in the ex Soviet Union they would have been awarded the title "hero of labour"


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