Bike Thief Eats It...
 

I never want to help a bike thief, but maybe before trying to do it again, this guy should learn how to ride a bike...


Honestly, though, He would never want to get caught by me trying to steal a bike... I believe that we should still hang horse thieves. By what, I'll leave to your imagination.

Serves him right!

Was that a Jamis sponsored news clip? I mean, the bike pictured in the stills, the blue Jamis roadbike, was not the bike in the surveillance video. I guess they just dug up some stock footage to make their story "look good" rather than actually send someone down there to actually get the story.

I hate the news media these days. I think their priorities are all f'd up.

A bike is a bike is a bike. J/K. Nice catch. I was thinking the thief should have gone for something a bit more expensive but obviously they were pretty clueless.

He most likely felt too drunk to walk all the way home and figured he'd just grab a bike and cycle home...

Welp! I guess that didn't work out to well, either! :lol:

Did that anchorman actually call the thief an a--hole??

(ahhh asphalt...)

Did he go out of his way to find the cheapest bike in the shop?

Probably the only bike not locked up.

You can say "*******" on TV in Oklahoma?

Ahahaha. Forum censors some words. a-hole.

lol

probably lost it with the tiny clip-less pedals and street shoes.

That is funny. What a *******. Some people on this earth should of been splattered on the pillow or else were.