Egronomics of bike shorts
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Originally Posted by foehn
I could never understand why most straight guys cannot handle being eye candy. . .to paraphrase: "all men are good to look at, but some men are better than others!"
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Mine seems to have a mind of its own and does its own thinking.
It often strays and goes were it wants, but I've noticed lately that it asks for help every once in awhile.
It often strays and goes were it wants, but I've noticed lately that it asks for help every once in awhile.
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Originally Posted by jabike
I guess I am not one of those categorized as "most straight guys" then foenh. I don't ever mind being eye candy, especially to the right eyes. But to paraphrase you, "all women are the right eyes, but some women are righter than others!"
But all looks are good unless you are not getting any from the "righter eyes" , no?
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I never complain about the looks. But the "cat calls" are even better. So what's better, to be loved or lusted after? I want both!
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I find a jock strap is the answer as it stops all movement. Without it, you risk serious injury when you sit back down after being out of the saddle.
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Originally Posted by jabike
I never complain about the looks. But the "cat calls" are even better. So what's better, to be loved or lusted after? I want both!
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Originally Posted by foehn
A well rounded man (and you can take that statement any way you wish!). It is good to booste both heart AND ego, no?
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And it what company is it considered acceptable to get your hand inside and down the front of that lycra and haul the lot back up when it has slipped?
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I have to keep it in the middle - because If on either side, it pokes out just above my knee
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In my experience, John Thomas should always point North and his suitcases should be up there with him. That way, when you sit forward on the saddle, there is no damage to the baggage.
It may be an indelicate suggestion, but take a look at the telltale bulge on the boys when they're up on the podium - I think you might find I'm in the majority.
It may be an indelicate suggestion, but take a look at the telltale bulge on the boys when they're up on the podium - I think you might find I'm in the majority.
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Originally Posted by Labarum
And it what company is it considered acceptable to get your hand inside and down the front of that lycra and haul the lot back up when it has slipped?