Why does nature always call AFTER I've bibbed up?
 

I mean, is it some kind of Universal Law or something???

Because you haven't learned to go before you put them on.

It's just Mother Nature's way of messin' with you. She's got to have some fun too ya know!!! :D

It's the child in you:D My kids never had to go until I finished putting their snowsuit on them:(

Exactly why I will not wear bibs. Access is everything.

Nashbar has a pair of bibs with a 2 button flap in back. Would go well with our new jersey.

The bubbling sound that PowerAde makes when you pour them into the waterbottles?

Depends make great seat pads, you don't have to by the gell filled shorts and you can get that warm feeling on a cold morning.

Must say I'm enjoying this thread.

Men our age always have to go. :D

+1

There are younger guys in my riding group who find that really amusing. If I last long enough for them to age, I 'll laugh last.

I found a picture of DG in his bib

http://threadbarestitchery.com/image...0/Overalls.jpg

Mayhaps you need to adjust when you are taking your pills in relation to when you are bibbing up?

Nice Pic of Mr. Gee there Tom.

Watch it or I"ll send this guy after you... http://minimateheadquarters.com/fuji..._by_DonnyB.jpg

No problem, just whip off the jersey and drop the bibs.

Do some minor re-dong of bib: cut a hole in front . . .

That could be dangerous when DG goes out for a ride along the San Diego beaches.

I man had been meant to wear bibs, we'd have been born with, um, a different, um, ah, configuration...

Chalk one up for shorts. I don't have that problem

Universal bicycle laws!

You will always have to go after the bibs are on.
The foot still clipped in will be on the side your falling toward.
The next downhill will not take anywhere as long as the next uphill.
Tires know when you forgot your pump.
Traffic coming from behind, traffic coming from in front and you will always meet at the same spot...............and the road will be narrow there.

:)

This thread is brought to you by the makers of Flowmax

velcro or what. Hope it is a high top style short in case the straps get snagged on something.

Depends, those diapers for older people, would work.

I hate those cold breezes tho wizzing about my hind quarters. Reason to wear drawers, in spite of the underwear nazi.