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Originally Posted by maddmaxx (Post 6698060)

Bingo is the official call when one gets clipped in.

You missed one. Timber is the official call when one can't get unclipped.

I am the Old Man in Sovlveg's story

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Originally Posted by Jet Travis (Post 6695947)

Depends.

Not if your shorts have sufficient thick padding:fight:

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Originally Posted by cccorlew (Post 6696222)

I'd like to complain about old people.

Rant on:) We'll just turn our hearing aids off.

I think they should give a prize for the first ride report going downtown for the early bird special.

:lol:

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Originally Posted by Jet Travis (Post 6695947)

Depends.

:lol::lol:

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Originally Posted by solveg (Post 6697056)

Let's tell 65+ jokes!

The Nursing Home

At the Nursing Home a man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators.

The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.

The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.

The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned.

"Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place."

The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart."

A member of the 65+ forum had just gotten a new cell phone, and he was driving back to the nursing home from the city when his attendant heard the news on TV: "There's a crazy man driving the wrong way on the interstate. Everyone should be careful!" The attendant quickly called the 65+er on his new phone. "Watch out! There's someone going the wrong way on the interstate!" "One person, hell," he said. "There's hundreds of 'em."

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Originally Posted by solveg (Post 6697056)

Let's tell 65+ jokes!

Careful there young lady. Remember you're sharing a hotel room with one of those seniors next month:):)

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Originally Posted by TruF (Post 6696105)

How lonely it is without us young'ins around. ;)

Especially us cute young'ins.

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Originally Posted by Tom Bombadil (Post 6696020)

Do Depends go over or under your cycling shorts?

You don't need Depends when you use this Schwinn no pressure bicycle seat.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...QL._SS400_.jpg
;)

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Originally Posted by Beverly (Post 6698832)

Careful there young lady. Remember you're sharing a hotel room with one of those seniors next month:):)

I promise* I'll only tell 75+ jokes that weekend. :)

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Originally Posted by Jet Travis (Post 6695947)

Depends.

:lol:
someone had to say it.

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Originally Posted by solveg (Post 6697056)

Let's tell 65+ jokes!

An elderly looking gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady.

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"

I think we should wax nostalgic about our sting ray bikes, and how we could ride all day, and only had to be home before the streetlights came on.

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Originally Posted by Beverly (Post 6700791)

:lol::lol: