got in BIG trouble today at the casa!
09-14-09, 03:29 PM
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got in BIG trouble today at the casa!
It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.
I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.
Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.
My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!
I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.
Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.
My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!
I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
09-14-09, 03:41 PM
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breasts....
It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.
I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.
Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.
My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!
I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.
Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.
My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!
I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
Don in Austin
09-14-09, 05:20 PM
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Not getting a "yes" response would be grounds for a divorce!
09-14-09, 05:25 PM
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At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.
09-14-09, 05:36 PM
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Hopefully she didn't have a client in the office at the time.
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09-16-09, 10:27 AM
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I've got to remember this one and start doing Jamican BBQ chicken. At least I can play innocent
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