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Since many are admitting to their own pet mistakes and near misses I'll state mine. Years ago we had a small dog that loved to stick her head over the side of our bass boat into the wind. One day she was on the bow of the boat "playing masthead" as we rode up the Allegheny River. When I pulled back on the throttle, momentum caused her to fly over the front of the boat and into the water. The boat was still moving and we drove right over top of Molly. Luckly our boat has a jet drive instead of a propeller and the dog only got a Jacuzzi bath but I still got a severe tongue lashing and "I told you so's".
Incidently my screen name, that I also use on fishing forums, = Allegheny River + Jet Boat, shortened to Allegheny Jet |
Did Molly play masthead again after the unexpected spa trip?
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Originally Posted by overthehillmedi
(Post 10635932)
Did Molly play masthead again after the unexpected spa trip?
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Originally Posted by miss kenton
(Post 10635784)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a Black Knight and a crumpet and "woop yer git" or whatever your saying is!
Black Night - a down market jug wine made of anti-freeze, MSG and glucose syrup. Nah. Crumpet - yes thanks, alongside a good cup of Sumatran tomorrow morning Woop yer git - not my saying, and I'd counsel you to audit your acquaintances. 'Orright? Not too bad' is as warm as it gets in my native quarters Anyway, back with normal service |
Originally Posted by wobblyoldgeezer
(Post 10636002)
Thank you so much for the kind thoughts, but I'm not sure that what you wish is what I want..
Black Night - a down market jug wine made of anti-freeze, MSG and glucose syrup. Nah. Crumpet - yes thanks, alongside a good cup of Sumatran tomorrow morning Woop yer git - not my saying, and I'd counsel you to audit your acquaintances. 'Orright? Not too bad' is as warm as it gets in my native quarters Anyway, back with normal service |
I'm sorry, but since this thread had gone to the dogs long before I entered it, you all deserve this tale of the Dead Dog:
Dead Dog A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?" The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead." Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?" "That will be $330." the vet replied. "I don't believe it!!!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330!? "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan." |
[QUOTE=wobblyoldgeezer;10635667]From the mirror hangs a boxer with his dependency displayed,
And he shows his rash decisions to every bike he passes by, That ignore him 'til a kind one stops and intervenes, though I don't know his name, "Ooch my back hurts, take your dog back" But the back pain still remains Not bad, but you might want to consider changing the second to the last line to read, "Ooch my back hurts, take your pooch back" so you'd have an internal rhyme. Happy Birthday, by the way. |
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Originally Posted by wobblyoldgeezer
(Post 10635667)
From the mirror hangs a boxer with his dependency displayed,
And he shows his rash decisions to every bike he passes by, That ignore him 'til a kind one stops and intervenes, though I don't know his name, "Ooch my back hurts, take your dog back" But the back pain still remains Not bad, but you might want to consider changing the second to the last line to read, "Ooch my back hurts, take your pooch back" so you'd have an internal rhyme. Happy Birthday, by the way. My back hurts --Ooch! Take back your pooch! |
You all are just a bunch of HOT DOGS
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Originally Posted by kjc9640
(Post 10638898)
You all are just a bunch of HOT DOGS
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[QUOTE=miss kenton;10638847]
Originally Posted by ecrider
(Post 10638345)
OR.... My back hurts --Ooch! Take back your pooch! |
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Originally Posted by miss kenton
(Post 10638847)
+1. Much better. |
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