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Originally Posted by berner
(Post 12564836)
I am not posting on this thread... I'm not posting on this thread... no how... no way... no ifs, ands or butts.
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Originally Posted by xizangstan
(Post 12561422)
Well, I guess shaving one's ass is a bit easier than plucking it!
(Hey, what do you want from me? You can see I run marinas. That means my daily life is filled with dealing with salty old sailors. Just be glad I didn't bring up shaving his balls) |
BF 50+ is now officially over. The last cycling question to be had is answered.
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Why are guys so feking wigged out about shaving? It just seems so.........................insecure.
I know they're the hair freaks that like hunting in the jungle but really, it's hair, it grows back, grow up and expand your universe. And BTW most likely you ear/nose and eyebrows look like hell too. |
Butt...............
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Can we puulleze let this thread come to the end. and slide off the bottom of the page.
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^ not until we get the aforementioned craigslist link.
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Yes I've had a problem with that, but the Butt ButtR took care of it nicely.
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Originally Posted by nycphotography
(Post 12572714)
^ not until we get the aforementioned craigslist link.
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...butt hair we go again!!!
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Originally Posted by TromboneAl
(Post 12560633)
Recently on long rides, I've had some butt pain. It often felt as if some hairs on my butt were being pinched or pulled. To get the pain to go away, I'd have to, for example, sit far back on the saddle and then slide forward a little. The pain would come back after a minute or two. It was a real problem.
So, as an experiment, I shaved off the hairs on my butt near my sit bones. I actually used clippers rather than a shaver. I also used a lot of butt creme before today's ride. Today's 81 mile ride was the most comfortable ride I've had in a long time. Is this weird, or has someone else experienced the same thing? |
Originally Posted by ColinJ
(Post 12575620)
Rumour has it that Google finds it if you search for shaved butt craigslist but it wasn't me that sent you there, tight! ;) (And don't read it while you are eating!)
1) If he actually bothered to wipe his bum, he wouldn't have had either the original problem, nor the resultant problem. 2) Instead shaving the bum, put a #2 on the clipper and just neaten things up a bit. sigh. |
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It's finally happened folks. We really have run out of stuff to talk about.
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O.k. I'm going to post this after all. It was the very first thing that came into my twisted mind when I saw this thread title but I sat on it for a while (Ooo, a two-fer).
With my apologies to the author, the replacement of two words, and the ommision of two lines that could be deemed offensive to many I submit for your amusement (or not), Hair!! She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy. I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright. I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know. It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death. Darlin' Give me a butt with hair, long beautiful hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen. Give me down to there hair, kneecap lenght or longer Here baby, there, momma, ev'rywhere, daddy, daddy. hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair. Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,give a home to the fleas in my hair. A home for fleas (yeah) a hive for bees (yeah), a nest for birds, there ain't no words for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my: Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it,long as God can grow it, my hair I want long, straigth, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powered, flowered and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied. Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Hair, hair, hair.Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair They'll be ga-ga at the go-go when they see me in my toga, my toga meade of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair. Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Hair, hair, hair Flow it, show it long as God can grow it, my hair Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Hair, hair, hair Folw it, show it long as God can grow it, my hair HAIR :D |
See post 39.
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Originally Posted by Dan Burkhart
(Post 12581033)
It's finally happened folks. We really have run out of stuff to talk about.
And if I may quote Fellini, "I have nothing to say. But I want to say it anyway." Guido from 8 1/2. |
OK with over 6,000,000 hits and 99% ROFLMAO this is why he did not wax them off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0 Got to love that British humor. |
Originally Posted by lapazmike
(Post 12582530)
OK with over 6,000,000 hits and 99% ROFLMAO this is why he did not wax them off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LvKg5aCG0 Got to love that British humor. |
Originally Posted by cranky old dude
(Post 12581214)
the ommision of two lines that could be deemed offensive to many
"My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah! I adore it Hallelujah! Mary loved her son Why don't my mother love me?" ? |
Originally Posted by Bob Ross
(Post 12583179)
Seriously? Why would anybody get offended by
"My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah! I adore it Hallelujah! Mary loved her son Why don't my mother love me?" ? |
Originally Posted by cranky old dude
(Post 12581214)
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greadful Death.
Darlin' |
Originally Posted by BluesDawg
(Post 12584923)
That should be "Grateful Dead" don't you think?
Looks like I need to work on my "Proof reading" skills. I've got the "Copy" and "Paste" part down pretty good though, don't you think? :D |
Originally Posted by cranky old dude
(Post 12584615)
Pardon me if I'm over sensitive to peoples feelings, but I felt it would be in poor taste to include religious references in butt humor, don't ya think?
I suppose so... I know I'd be offended if someone tried to include religious references in serious discussions of any topic. But note that there's nothing implicitly "religious" about the excised stanza from "Hair"...presuming that the bible is based on historical characters, Rado & Ragni's lyric is no more offensive than if they sang about Napoleon and his mom. Still, I think it does more of a disservice to the readers here to arbitrarily edit song lyrics because someone might misunderstand them & take offense. |
Originally Posted by Bob Ross
(Post 12600534)
.......Still, I think it does more of a disservice to the readers here to arbitrarily edit song lyrics because someone might misunderstand them & take offense.
It took awhile before I even posted again and even now I'm not so sure I really want to participate all that much anymore. Lightheartedness is getting hard to come by these days. Sigh. As for the O.P. ....I still snicker at even the thought of shaving my butt and I thank you for that bit of levity. |
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