Fred University Seeking Faculty
04-26-12, 06:56 AM
#26
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I may not be >50. But, as a fourty something, I would like to apply for a junior position. See enclosed photo and signature. If any additional documentation is required,..........I don't see how it could be.
My ride:
My ride:
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Birth Certificate, Passport, Marriage License Driver's License and Residency Permit all say I'm a Fred. I guess there's no denying it.
Birth Certificate, Passport, Marriage License Driver's License and Residency Permit all say I'm a Fred. I guess there's no denying it.
04-26-12, 12:57 PM
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Please allow me to introduce myself. Professor Mortimer Canard.
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
Last edited by Mort Canard; 04-26-12 at 01:21 PM. Reason: fun
04-26-12, 05:28 PM
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DG, I've noticed your posts have a knack for bringing the worst out of us.
It's a gift. Carry on.
It's a gift. Carry on.
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Momento mori, amor fati.
Momento mori, amor fati.
04-26-12, 05:37 PM
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Please allow me to introduce myself. Professor Mortimer Canard.
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
04-26-12, 07:02 PM
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Please allow me to introduce myself. Professor Mortimer Canard.
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
04-27-12, 06:16 AM
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Mort Canard for dean of Fred University! With that impressive list of qualifications on his CV he is the top candidate for that position. What say y'all?
Bill
Bill
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I Can Do All Things Through Him, Who Gives Me Strength. Philippians 4:13
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I Can Do All Things Through Him, Who Gives Me Strength. Philippians 4:13
04-27-12, 09:38 AM
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04-27-12, 09:42 AM
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Please allow me to introduce myself. Professor Mortimer Canard.
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
You will notice from the above picture of my bike the careful addition and preservation of many Fredly accessories including:
Dork disc
Wheel reflectors
Wired bicycle computer
Mini pump attched next to the front water bottle cage
Biopace chainrings
Handlebar mounted mini-LED flaslight
Vintage tire savers front and rear
Rack bag for carrying: pant guards, bungee cords, duct tape, baseball caps, fast food coupons...
You will also notice carefully selected professorial attire worthy of a F.U. instructor.
Helmet with visor
100% cotton cycling jersey
High tech denim cycling shorts
Grey athletic socks
Black walking shoes
My disertation was on the application of bungee cords to keep camping equipment on touring bikes.
Graduate level work on the theoretical limits of the number of water bottles a bicycle can carry and the advanced use of garage doors in bicycle pictures.
Life long motto: "Ich bin ein Fredrick!"
04-27-12, 12:25 PM
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Large seatbag has already been taken by Zippy (clearly a high qualification) so I will hang my application on my longstanding advocacy to installing a rear-view mirror on an otherwise sexy road machine. (And not one of those groovy little Italian mirrors either.) I'll post a picture tonight.
04-27-12, 12:27 PM
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04-28-12, 04:43 AM
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+1. I believe Mort is qualified to be a Dean at very least... well above mere faculty standing. (Oh RATS... Bill has already beat me to this idea. I second his motion anyway. Dean of Fredly Education and Liberal Arts has a good ring to it. Perhaps even an endowed chair is appropriate?)
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