Legally Mandated 60 Day Warning
10-13-12, 06:59 PM
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Legally Mandated 60 Day Warning
In compliance with the information duty stipulated in article 11 of the Velocipede Society and Bike Forums Services Act,
Lanceoldstrong (hereinafter LOS) as user of the website https://www.bikeforums.net
informs you about the chronological details required by said regulations:
63 days until LOS is eligible to join this forum: 2 months and 2 days from today.
Lanceoldstrong (hereinafter LOS) as user of the website https://www.bikeforums.net
informs you about the chronological details required by said regulations:
63 days until LOS is eligible to join this forum: 2 months and 2 days from today.
10-13-12, 07:01 PM
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Should we hide the women, children and cattle?
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10-13-12, 07:16 PM
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Naw, he would only say he tested clean every time. There is already a long thread about all of that. Welcome to 50+ early LOS, I'll go ahead and warn you that you need to get a colonoscopy, a shingles vaccine and pick a favorite pie type. NOW!
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I Can Do All Things Through Him, Who Gives Me Strength. Philippians 4:13
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I Can Do All Things Through Him, Who Gives Me Strength. Philippians 4:13
10-13-12, 08:54 PM
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You'll have to change your screen name from lanceoldstrong to lanceoldoldoldstrong
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10-14-12, 12:55 AM
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I will warn that certain performance enhancing substances are permitted on this forum and some are Obligatory. Ibuprufen-Advil and certain muscle relaxants are optional but PIE is a must.
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10-14-12, 04:12 AM
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You can beat the charges. I did it, I'm 57 and never once tested positive for pie.
10-14-12, 08:51 AM
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98, I think............................What was the question?
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10-14-12, 01:36 PM
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10-14-12, 01:41 PM
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Sorry, that isn't abuse, that is "over-training". I follow this work out plan every Thanksgiving up until now. Can't do it anymore....................... CRAP
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I Can Do All Things Through Him, Who Gives Me Strength. Philippians 4:13
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10-14-12, 01:51 PM
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Edit: Wait I just remembered, the MIL supplied the original pie overdose.
Must resist...not!
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10-14-12, 02:32 PM
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Pie overdose is easily cured- Just do an extra 10-20 30 miles on the ride. This will disguise the fact that performance enhancing substances have been taken.
Wonder if you can take Pie intra-veinously? and whether the detection rate would go down?
Wonder if you can take Pie intra-veinously? and whether the detection rate would go down?
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10-14-12, 04:50 PM
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Good thing that LOS has his wreck prior to his becoming eligible for this forum. Any accidents in the 90 day probation period requires reapplying for admission on the following birthday.
10-15-12, 09:51 AM
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Please join club Tombay if you haven't already.........a right of passage here, at least for most.
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Uh-Oh. Aleve, Co Q-10 and fish oil high in EPA and DHA. Off the Geritol and prune juice.
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