My wife's description of me (while I was there)
04-18-14, 07:56 PM
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My wife's description of me (while I was there)
So, my wife and one of her friends were doing bead crafting a couple of days ago when I showed my wife my newest ouchie done while polishing my cranks ( I managed to run into the grinding wheel on the other side with my wrist while polishing a crank arm on my bench grinder).
Here's what she said to her friend. "He was an expert skier in Washington, he even tought expert level skiing as an instructor. He's a really good bike rider, he's a really fast road rider and he rides mountain bikes, but he can't walk from one end of the house to the other without hurting himself.
I"m not sure if I like that or not.
Here's what she said to her friend. "He was an expert skier in Washington, he even tought expert level skiing as an instructor. He's a really good bike rider, he's a really fast road rider and he rides mountain bikes, but he can't walk from one end of the house to the other without hurting himself.
I"m not sure if I like that or not.
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04-18-14, 08:14 PM
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So start riding your bicycle through the house. How could your wife complain since it is safer for you.
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04-19-14, 06:16 AM
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Welcome to my world!, not a skier by any stretch of my vivid imagination,(it isn't really conducive to snow skiing here in Florida,) but I work in dangerous conditions every day and come through fairly unscathed, I cannot make it a day without cutting, scrapes, bruises or falling somewhere in my own home. Maybe CB has a good idea, I could set up some beams and other things from a jobsite here n the house and..............
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04-19-14, 06:41 AM
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I don't know, you lost sympathy from me when you said you were "polishing your crank." 
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04-19-14, 02:33 PM
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Save that and remind her if she asks that you do a home repair like going up a ladder to clear leaves out of the rain gutters. Tell her it's just too dangerous, and go for a bike ride instead, all in the name of safety.
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04-19-14, 03:04 PM
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Using a bench grinder to polish your cranks has me a bit confused.
04-19-14, 04:04 PM
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Probably with a polishing wheel instead of a grinding wheel on the one side.
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04-19-14, 04:33 PM
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My wife is a professional artist (oil paints, some watercolors) and amateur ballerina. She long ago realized that I am a natural klutz, and there is little to be done about it.
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04-19-14, 07:02 PM
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^ Great responses up there.
Here's what one of my friends said about me:
"You'll outlive us all if you don't kill yourself first."
Here's what one of my friends said about me:
"You'll outlive us all if you don't kill yourself first."
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This is going to get really good with this last post, mental images are going down hill really fast now....................
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04-19-14, 08:21 PM
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I've raked some fingers like that. It's certainly a wake-up call.
Just be glad you didn't have one of these bolted on.
Just be glad you didn't have one of these bolted on.
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04-21-14, 02:42 PM
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your wife still has nice things to say about you. be glad. mine ran out a long time ago.
04-21-14, 03:34 PM
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Some play golf and some polish their cranks. I don't pretend to understand everything in the universe. I just have confidence it will all be fine in the end.
04-21-14, 03:46 PM
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Ran out, as in left for good? Or simply ran out of nice things to say about you?
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04-28-14, 04:57 PM
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You should spend more time skiing and riding. Crystal Mt was good yesterday - for a Spring ski day.
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