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Old 01-15-18, 09:31 AM
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Write a sad story in four words.

(Not more than four words, please)

Are you up to the challenge?
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:31 AM
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...And she never knew.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:34 AM
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He lived, he died.
Kissed and said Goodbye.

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Old 01-15-18, 09:45 AM
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For time, he waited.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:46 AM
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The beginning ended immediately.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:58 AM
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No bacon, store closed.

Phone fell in toilet.

Shorts ripped while riding.

The bottle is empty.
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Old 01-15-18, 10:04 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 10:13 AM
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"Bones!"

"She's dead, Jim."
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Old 01-15-18, 10:57 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 11:01 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 11:10 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:01 PM
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Coulda been a contender.
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Old 01-15-18, 12:26 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:27 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:39 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:42 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:59 PM
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NO FAIR! Three words ^^^^
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Old 01-15-18, 01:05 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 01:10 PM
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LOL!

Can similarly restate that famous passage from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner:

Plenty of salt water.
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Old 01-15-18, 01:11 PM
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"Lets just be friends".
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Old 01-15-18, 01:13 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 01:17 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 01:20 PM
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"Lets just be friends".
Friend's a fourletter word

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