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Old 01-15-18, 09:31 AM
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Write a sad story in four words.

(Not more than four words, please)

Are you up to the challenge?
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"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." ~ Buddha

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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:31 AM
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...And she never knew.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:34 AM
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He lived, he died.
Kissed and said Goodbye.

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Old 01-15-18, 09:45 AM
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For time, he waited.
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Old 01-15-18, 09:46 AM
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The beginning ended immediately.
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No bacon, store closed.

Phone fell in toilet.

Shorts ripped while riding.

The bottle is empty.
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Old 01-15-18, 10:04 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 10:13 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 10:57 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 11:10 AM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:01 PM
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Coulda been a contender.
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Then the murders began
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Old 01-15-18, 12:27 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:39 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:42 PM
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Old 01-15-18, 12:59 PM
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NO FAIR! Three words ^^^^
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Old 01-15-18, 01:05 PM
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Plenty of light beer :/
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Old 01-15-18, 01:10 PM
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LOL!

Can similarly restate that famous passage from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner:

Plenty of salt water.
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"Lets just be friends".
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"Lets just be friends".
Friend's a fourletter word

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