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Old 01-18-18, 08:30 PM
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Man, I need a vacation

I dealt with hoa today and the guy was so damn dude I wanted to punch him
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Old 01-19-18, 01:56 PM
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Sell , move to a house in a place without a HOA, and be on your own.
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Old 01-19-18, 05:12 PM
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Any decent home will cost me 350,000 i can't get that for mine
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Find the hoa guy's car and take the valve stems out of his tires.
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Find the hoa guy's car and take the valve stems out of his tires.
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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Originally Posted by windhchaser View Post
I dealt with hoa today and the guy was so damn dude I wanted to punch him
Watch this.
It will make you feel better.
It is the episode of The X-Files "Arcadia" which skewers HOA's: https://ok.ru/video/23715187254
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Old 01-20-18, 08:51 PM
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I'll just ignore it. I will never ever help the HOA again ..
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Now that we've had some fun, here's something you can actually do.

You know that cat that adopted you? Odds are he has friends.

So, tonight, late after everyone's asleep, put some cat food on a paper plate, and place it outside the bedroom window of the HOA guy. Tomorrow, get up early and retrieve the empty plate. Repeat this until every cat in the neighborhood knows where the free food is.

Eventually, they'll outstrip the supply and start fighting over it, even better if the crowd includes a few females, which they can fight over too.

If you're diligent, and careful, you can then sleep well, comfortable in the knowledge that the HOA guy isn't.
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Originally Posted by FBinNY View Post
Now that we've had some fun, here's something you can actually do.

You know that cat that adopted you? Odds are he has friends.

So, tonight, late after everyone's asleep, put some cat food on a paper plate, and place it outside the bedroom window of the HOA guy. Tomorrow, get up early and retrieve the empty plate. Repeat this until every cat in the neighborhood knows where the free food is.

Eventually, they'll outstrip the supply and start fighting over it, even better if the crowd includes a few females, which they can fight over too.

If you're diligent, and careful, you can then sleep well, comfortable in the knowledge that the HOA guy isn't.
Lol we have a crazy cat lady on the board. I have raccoons that visit 3 times a night i have no idea why they visit they are never fed. They do try to get in trash cans.but they can't get in.one is so big he almost filed over a propane tank
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