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Old 06-08-18, 02:25 PM
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CALLING ALL JSHARRs! CALLING ALL JSHARRs!


BEAD ON THE LOOKOUT; HORDES OF JETSKIs TO DESCEND ON THE ISLAND OF MANHATTAN THIS WEEKEND. INITIAL REPORTs SUGGEST THEY'RE DIALING IT UP TO FOUR HUNDRED PARTICIPANTs, BUT THAT NUMBER MAY SWELL TO MORE HUNDREDs. LIKE, I DUNNO, MAYBE 24.

ANYWAYS

EXTREME CAUTION ADVISED, AS SAID JETSKIs ARE KNOWN TO BE LOUD AND BOSITEROUS, POTENTIALLY CAUSING ALARM AND DISTRESS, ESPECIALLY TO ANY HIRSUTE PETITE EQUINEs OR AGING AEROBICS INSTRUCTORs IN THE AREA. BUT THEN, YOU SINEW THAT.

OUR ONLY HOPE MAY BE IF THE JETSKIS HAVE STICKERs ON THEM, WHICH COULD CAUSE THEM TO CEASE FUNCTIONING AND DIE. THAT WOULD BE MINT.

OVER AND OUT.
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Old 06-08-18, 03:16 PM
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Do keep us updated. I think jsharr is still in a food coma from eating all the ice cream he promised us.
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@jsharr is too chicken to show his avatar around these parts...
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i dont care who he is cos im carl and im awesome
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Old 06-08-18, 08:50 PM
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He is right you no. I am.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 06-09-18, 03:24 AM
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See I told you!
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Old 06-09-18, 10:53 AM
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He'll probably wake up the threadkiller thread again and leave like he usually does.
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You think? It may be dead for sure this time. I'm pretty sure I killed it this time.
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You think? It may be dead for sure this time. I'm pretty sure I killed it this time.
i bet you are right
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