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04-02-19, 10:44 AM
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Wisconsin man is much tamer than Florida man. https://wgntv.com/2019/04/01/police-called-to-fight-after-husband-brought-home-wrong-type-of-chicken/
04-02-19, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
OK.
It looks like I'll have to do all the heavy lifting around this thread:
It looks like I'll have to do all the heavy lifting around this thread:
04-03-19, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
No one doubts your being the weirdo expert around here now.
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04-06-19, 06:52 PM
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Floridaman arrested for burglary minutes after leaving jail
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man was re-arrested within minutes after he was released from jail for burglarizing cars in the jail’s parking lot.
The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office says 37-year-old Casey Lewis bonded out of jail Thursday, only to be caught by deputies burglarizing several cars outside the jail.
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man was re-arrested within minutes after he was released from jail for burglarizing cars in the jail’s parking lot.
The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office says 37-year-old Casey Lewis bonded out of jail Thursday, only to be caught by deputies burglarizing several cars outside the jail.
04-06-19, 09:06 PM
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That's efficiency. Stupid, but efficient.
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04-08-19, 06:33 AM
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Okay, okay. So this is not a Floridaman post. Sue me.
Florida python: Massive pregnant snake caught using new approach
A national park in Florida has captured a record 17ft (5.2m) python using an innovative approach to tackling the invasive species.
The female snake, the largest ever to be removed from Big Cypress National Preserve, weighed 140lb (63.5kg) and was carrying 73 developing eggs.
Pythons pose a major threat to native wildlife in the state.
Florida python: Massive pregnant snake caught using new approach
A national park in Florida has captured a record 17ft (5.2m) python using an innovative approach to tackling the invasive species.
The female snake, the largest ever to be removed from Big Cypress National Preserve, weighed 140lb (63.5kg) and was carrying 73 developing eggs.
Pythons pose a major threat to native wildlife in the state.
04-08-19, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
But it has potential. I wonder what happened to the snake?
04-09-19, 09:27 AM
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Santa Claus died in a Waffle House. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...-house-n992366
04-10-19, 04:08 PM
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Remember folks! "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"
04-10-19, 04:11 PM
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And from that paragon of serious journalism, Fox News:
Floridaman threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police
A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
Floridaman threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police
A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
04-11-19, 04:13 AM
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Goldmine: https://floridaman.com/
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04-11-19, 12:29 PM
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Lets give it up for Floridawoman...
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
04-11-19, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bikecrate
Lets give it up for Floridawoman...
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
Hard to believe they were stupid enough to add violent attacks on LEO's for what would have just been indecent exposure.
04-11-19, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by hazetguy
Goldmine: https://floridaman.com/
04-11-19, 01:54 PM
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We used to go visit my grandma in Florida for vacation when I was a kid back in the 60's, and the news was never like this then - or I was just oblivious to it. It's hard to believe that I got more boring while Florida got to be weirder.
04-11-19, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bikecrate
Lets give it up for Floridawoman...
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
04-11-19, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
I wonder if they would like to maybe meet up for a coffee with me soon...
I think it would take meth or bath salts to get them interested.
04-11-19, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
Not if they've seen you. Or heard about you.....
I think it would take meth or bath salts to get them interested.
I think it would take meth or bath salts to get them interested.
