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Old 04-02-19, 08:32 AM
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bath salts?
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Old 04-02-19, 10:44 AM
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Wisconsin man is much tamer than Florida man. https://wgntv.com/2019/04/01/police-called-to-fight-after-husband-brought-home-wrong-type-of-chicken/
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Old 04-02-19, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
OK.

It looks like I'll have to do all the heavy lifting around this thread:
No one doubts your being the weirdo expert around here now.
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Old 04-03-19, 02:32 PM
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No one doubts your being the weirdo expert around here now.
It's a tuff job but somebody's got to do it...
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Old 04-03-19, 02:36 PM
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Floridaman accused of killing wife, 10-year-old daughter with machete is apprehended after three-day manhunt
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Old 04-04-19, 05:10 AM
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Floridaman stabbed another outside Krispy Kreme over a fight about donuts
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Old 04-06-19, 06:52 PM
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Floridaman arrested for burglary minutes after leaving jail

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida man was re-arrested within minutes after he was released from jail for burglarizing cars in the jail’s parking lot.

The St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office says 37-year-old Casey Lewis bonded out of jail Thursday, only to be caught by deputies burglarizing several cars outside the jail.
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Old 04-06-19, 09:06 PM
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That's efficiency. Stupid, but efficient.
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Okay, okay. So this is not a Floridaman post. Sue me.

Florida python: Massive pregnant snake caught using new approach



A national park in Florida has captured a record 17ft (5.2m) python using an innovative approach to tackling the invasive species.

The female snake, the largest ever to be removed from Big Cypress National Preserve, weighed 140lb (63.5kg) and was carrying 73 developing eggs.

Pythons pose a major threat to native wildlife in the state.
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Old 04-08-19, 11:34 AM
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But it has potential. I wonder what happened to the snake?
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tastes like chicken!

Also, Snake Surprise!
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But it has potential. I wonder what happened to the snake?
Made a belt for @dynodonn...
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Old 04-08-19, 10:27 PM
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Made a belt for @dynodonn...
Well at least they stuck to just him, and didn't have to take out the rest of his family and numerous removed cousins, as was the process in making yours.
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Santa Claus died in a Waffle House. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...-house-n992366
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Old 04-09-19, 10:38 AM
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That's pretty bad, even for Florida Man
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Old 04-10-19, 04:08 PM
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Old 04-10-19, 04:11 PM
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And from that paragon of serious journalism, Fox News:

Floridaman threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police

A self-proclaimed “saint” was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
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Old 04-11-19, 04:13 AM
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Lets give it up for Floridawoman...

3 naked women 'air drying' at rest stop tasered after wild ride, says FHP
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I saw that this morning.
Hard to believe they were stupid enough to add violent attacks on LEO's for what would have just been indecent exposure.
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That should keep the internet busy this afternoon.
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We used to go visit my grandma in Florida for vacation when I was a kid back in the 60's, and the news was never like this then - or I was just oblivious to it. It's hard to believe that I got more boring while Florida got to be weirder.
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I wonder if they would like to maybe meet up for a coffee with me soon...
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Old 04-11-19, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
I wonder if they would like to maybe meet up for a coffee with me soon...
Not if they've seen you. Or heard about you.....

I think it would take meth or bath salts to get them interested.
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Not if they've seen you. Or heard about you.....

I think it would take meth or bath salts to get them interested.
How about some Twinkies or Reeses Cups?
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