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My public defender told me not to answer and to drink a fifth of Amendment, so I'm off to the liquor store with my 'dog'.
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Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
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Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
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Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
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The Righteous Wrath of Floridaman:
Floridaman Threatens To “Shoot All The Employees” At Pet Store Over Sick Puppies
Floridaman Threatens To “Shoot All The Employees” At Pet Store Over Sick Puppies
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-plumm...202237982.html
^Possibly a tourist from Florida; one assumes... All he did was climb over the barriers into the volcano and fall 70 feet onto a narrow ledge, which prevented his death in liquid hot magma.

They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
^Possibly a tourist from Florida; one assumes... All he did was climb over the barriers into the volcano and fall 70 feet onto a narrow ledge, which prevented his death in liquid hot magma.

They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
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I remember once touring an old castle in Wales, visitors were free to roam walkways around the inside of the walls, probably 10m off the ground, with no railings, no warning signs
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Florida man claims sexual role-play led to shootout
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/05/01/florida-man-claims-sexual-role-play-led-shootout/
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This podcast was advertised in the Chicago Tribune yesterday. Felonious Florida Podcast | South Florida Sun Sentinel
I'm sure Floridaman is in there somewhere, and I admit to thinking it had something to do with Thelonious Monk at first
I'm sure Floridaman is in there somewhere, and I admit to thinking it had something to do with Thelonious Monk at first
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I heard this story about Florida woman pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants this morning while I was waking up and wasn't sure I heard it correctly. But I did. https://jezebel.com/florida-woman-pulls-foot-long-alligator-from-her-yoga-p-1834570365
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Sure; goat yoga, cat yoga, puppy yoga, scaly reptile yoga; it's a thing.
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Who among you doesn't have an alligator in their pants right now?
Tell the truth...
Tell the truth...
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Floridaman jailed for ‘I eat ass‘ bumper sticker refuses to back down
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I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.
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Don't ask. Don't even think about it.
A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of his sunroof.
Leonard Olsen, 70, was detained after an off-duty deputy at Hillsborough County sheriff's office recorded the man and reported him to the Florida Highway Patrol.
The deputy said Olsen was speeding more than 100 mph down the highway and later slowed down to 40 mph, WTSP reported. The man then stood up and sat on his open sunroof while the car was still moving.https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ing-on-sunroof
Floridaman says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof
A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of his sunroof.
Leonard Olsen, 70, was detained after an off-duty deputy at Hillsborough County sheriff's office recorded the man and reported him to the Florida Highway Patrol.
The deputy said Olsen was speeding more than 100 mph down the highway and later slowed down to 40 mph, WTSP reported. The man then stood up and sat on his open sunroof while the car was still moving.https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ing-on-sunroof