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04-30-19, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by chewybrian
My public defender told me not to answer and to drink a fifth of Amendment, so I'm off to the liquor store with my 'dog'.
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
04-30-19, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
So, while you were walking this "dog" were you
a) carrying a gun, rifle, crossbow or sword
b) naked
c) high on drugs
d) en route to committing a crime
e) all of the above
?
a) carrying a gun, rifle, crossbow or sword
b) naked
c) high on drugs
d) en route to committing a crime
e) all of the above
?
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell
https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
05-01-19, 05:18 AM
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The Righteous Wrath of Floridaman:
Floridaman Threatens To “Shoot All The Employees” At Pet Store Over Sick Puppies
Floridaman Threatens To “Shoot All The Employees” At Pet Store Over Sick Puppies
05-02-19, 03:59 PM
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Floridaman usually has that same look in his eyes in all those pictures.
05-02-19, 04:25 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-plumm...202237982.html
^Possibly a tourist from Florida; one assumes... All he did was climb over the barriers into the volcano and fall 70 feet onto a narrow ledge, which prevented his death in liquid hot magma.
They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
^Possibly a tourist from Florida; one assumes... All he did was climb over the barriers into the volcano and fall 70 feet onto a narrow ledge, which prevented his death in liquid hot magma.
They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
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Originally Posted by chewybrian
They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
05-02-19, 05:12 PM
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Florida man claims sexual role-play led to shootout
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/05/01/florida-man-claims-sexual-role-play-led-shootout/
05-05-19, 12:35 PM
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05-06-19, 11:21 AM
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This podcast was advertised in the Chicago Tribune yesterday. Felonious Florida Podcast | South Florida Sun Sentinel
I'm sure Floridaman is in there somewhere, and I admit to thinking it had something to do with Thelonious Monk at first
I'm sure Floridaman is in there somewhere, and I admit to thinking it had something to do with Thelonious Monk at first
05-07-19, 09:26 AM
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I heard this story about Florida woman pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants this morning while I was waking up and wasn't sure I heard it correctly. But I did. https://jezebel.com/florida-woman-pulls-foot-long-alligator-from-her-yoga-p-1834570365
05-07-19, 11:53 AM
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Sure; goat yoga, cat yoga, puppy yoga, scaly reptile yoga; it's a thing.
05-07-19, 04:59 PM
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Maybe that's that the TSA is looking for when they pat down women in yoga pants.
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Who among you doesn't have an alligator in their pants right now?
Tell the truth...
Tell the truth...
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I'm just happy to see you
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Floridaman jailed for ‘I eat ass‘ bumper sticker refuses to back down
05-08-19, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
Sure; goat yoga, cat yoga, puppy yoga, scaly reptile yoga; it's a thing.
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Originally Posted by Rollfast
I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
This doesn't make any sense! You like a Star Wars character covered in fruit?
05-09-19, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rollfast
I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.
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05-09-19, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
This doesn't make any sense! You like a Star Wars character covered in fruit?
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Don't ask. Don't even think about it.
A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of his sunroof.
Leonard Olsen, 70, was detained after an off-duty deputy at Hillsborough County sheriff's office recorded the man and reported him to the Florida Highway Patrol.
The deputy said Olsen was speeding more than 100 mph down the highway and later slowed down to 40 mph, WTSP reported. The man then stood up and sat on his open sunroof while the car was still moving.https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ing-on-sunroof
Floridaman says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof
A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of his sunroof.
Leonard Olsen, 70, was detained after an off-duty deputy at Hillsborough County sheriff's office recorded the man and reported him to the Florida Highway Patrol.
The deputy said Olsen was speeding more than 100 mph down the highway and later slowed down to 40 mph, WTSP reported. The man then stood up and sat on his open sunroof while the car was still moving.https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ing-on-sunroof
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He must have had an adventurous youth, I wonder if his wife even wants him back?
And while I'm wondering, I wonder what would happen when the Russian cousins come visit Floridaman?
And while I'm wondering, I wonder what would happen when the Russian cousins come visit Floridaman?
