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Old 04-29-19, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
So, while you were walking this "dog" were you

a) carrying a gun, rifle, crossbow or sword

b) naked

c) high on drugs

d) en route to committing a crime

e) all of the above

?
My public defender told me not to answer and to drink a fifth of Amendment, so I'm off to the liquor store with my 'dog'.
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Originally Posted by chewybrian View Post
My public defender told me not to answer and to drink a fifth of Amendment, so I'm off to the liquor store with my 'dog'.
Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?

Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell

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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?

Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell

https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I

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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
So, while you were walking this "dog" were you

a) carrying a gun, rifle, crossbow or sword

b) naked

c) high on drugs

d) en route to committing a crime

e) all of the above

?
f.) shootin' at some food.

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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Okay, I respect that; but answer this: Have you ever licked a doorbell?

Floridaman caught on video licking doorbell

https://youtu.be/HICXOH0FR6I
Is he a FloridaMan licking a doorbell, or is he a FloridaDeliveryMan ringing the doorbell with his tongue, because his left hand is full of food, and he forgot about his right hand because of all the meth?
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Old 05-01-19, 05:18 AM
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The Righteous Wrath of Floridaman:

Floridaman Threatens To “Shoot All The Employees” At Pet Store Over Sick Puppies
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Old 05-02-19, 03:59 PM
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Floridaman usually has that same look in his eyes in all those pictures.
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-plumm...202237982.html

^Possibly a tourist from Florida; one assumes... All he did was climb over the barriers into the volcano and fall 70 feet onto a narrow ledge, which prevented his death in liquid hot magma.



They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
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Originally Posted by chewybrian View Post
They should put up a big sign saying "Don't go into the volcano". How else would he know?
I remember once touring an old castle in Wales, visitors were free to roam walkways around the inside of the walls, probably 10m off the ground, with no railings, no warning signs
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This podcast was advertised in the Chicago Tribune yesterday. Felonious Florida Podcast | South Florida Sun Sentinel
I'm sure Floridaman is in there somewhere, and I admit to thinking it had something to do with Thelonious Monk at first
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I heard this story about Florida woman pulling an alligator out of her yoga pants this morning while I was waking up and wasn't sure I heard it correctly. But I did. https://jezebel.com/florida-woman-pulls-foot-long-alligator-from-her-yoga-p-1834570365
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Sure; goat yoga, cat yoga, puppy yoga, scaly reptile yoga; it's a thing.
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Maybe that's that the TSA is looking for when they pat down women in yoga pants.
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Who among you doesn't have an alligator in their pants right now?

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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Sure; goat yoga, cat yoga, puppy yoga, scaly reptile yoga; it's a thing.
I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.
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I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.
This doesn't make any sense! You like a Star Wars character covered in fruit?
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Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
This doesn't make any sense! You like a Star Wars character covered in fruit?
Nono you misread completely. Not covered in fruit, FILLED with fruit ('fruit IN it')
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I like yoga with fruit in it. I hear Britney Spears likes yoga too. I could use help stirring it.

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This doesn't make any sense! You like a Star Wars character covered in fruit?
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Floridaman says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof



A Florida man claiming he would rather “go to jail” than back home to his wife was arrested Friday after being caught driving on a highway while sitting on top of his sunroof.

Leonard Olsen, 70, was detained after an off-duty deputy at Hillsborough County sheriff's office recorded the man and reported him to the Florida Highway Patrol.


The deputy said Olsen was speeding more than 100 mph down the highway and later slowed down to 40 mph, WTSP reported. The man then stood up and sat on his open sunroof while the car was still moving.https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...ing-on-sunroof
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