Florida man?
02-05-19, 11:15 AM
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Florida man?
We've all seen his exploits on the internet (and we know that means they have to be true), and we all know there are similar people in other states doing the same crazy things. Post those exploits here, even if they'renot from Florida like this guy.
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
02-06-19, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
We've all seen his exploits on the internet (and we know that means they have to be true), and we all know there are similar people in other states doing the same crazy things. Post those exploits here, even if they'renot from Florida like this guy.
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
https://wgntv.com/2019/02/05/man-fou...meth-overdose/
02-06-19, 02:14 PM
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One of my Facebook friends is in Florida. Every morning he posts the latest exploits of Floridaman, a crypto-hominid species that seems to defy genetic connections but appears to be more of a cultural/anthropological phenomenon.
I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.
In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.
In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
02-06-19, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lemond1985
Recommended viewing, if you like documentaries about guys getting eaten by bears, that are narrated by Werner Herzog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
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Originally Posted by canklecat
One of my Facebook friends is in Florida. Every morning he posts the latest exploits of Floridaman, a crypto-hominid species that seems to defy genetic connections but appears to be more of a cultural/anthropological phenomenon.
I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.
In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
I suspect it's just a case of Florida being the drain hair filter for the United States.
In the above case, the fellow from Kentucky was probably en route to Florida and his Floridaman kin when he got lost in Tennessee and was relieved of his burden by a friendly bear before getting a shot at the nation's gigantic hair filter.
02-07-19, 12:15 PM
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Facelicking Florida woman https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/n...s-has-resigned
02-15-19, 12:30 PM
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I expected this to be in Florida too.
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
02-15-19, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by no motor?
I expected this to be in Florida too.
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019...at-home-depot/
Home Depot bomb threat was actually just guy in bathroom joking he was ?fixin? to blow it up?
02-15-19, 07:13 PM
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Florida being one of the most populous and diverse states, I’m sure you could do the same with California, Texas, New York. That would cover 1/3rd of the US population
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02-16-19, 12:51 AM
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Folks I know who live in Florida say it's not exaggerated. The problem appears to be the warm weather attracting homeless and transient people who often are mentally ill or have chronic behavioral problems - IOW, misfits.
Combine that with drugs and booze and it's a recipe for creating Floridaman.
I've visited Florida several times and lived in Pensacola for awhile. Even by Texas standards for erratic misfits, Florida was pretty messed up.
Combine that with drugs and booze and it's a recipe for creating Floridaman.
I've visited Florida several times and lived in Pensacola for awhile. Even by Texas standards for erratic misfits, Florida was pretty messed up.
02-16-19, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemond1985
Recommended viewing, if you like documentaries about guys getting eaten by bears, that are narrated by Werner Herzog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWA7GtDmNFU
Also I hear parts of Hawaii are quite interesting in the "Florida Man" type of way, for the same reasons. Dog the bounty hunter agrees brah.
02-16-19, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
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Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
02-19-19, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Shimagnolo
Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
Dunno whether Jimmy followed the advice of his predecessor.
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Originally Posted by Shimagnolo
Florida Woman made an appearance today: "Naked And Belligerent" Woman Busted | The Smoking Gun
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
Looking at her photos, you wouldn't think she would have a problem with getting turned down.
02-19-19, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ahsposo
The problem is at some point the repulsive crazy outweighs the attractive good looks...
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Sarasota: Statue of WWII sailor kissing nurse vandalized with "#MeToo"
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Originally Posted by no motor?
this sounds like the voice of experience.
02-19-19, 04:22 PM
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Father spinning gun on finger accidentally shoots self at daughter's birthday party
HUMBLE, Texas - Deputies said a father accidentally shot himself at his daughter's 16th birthday party in Humble Saturday.
It happened at a home on Wintergreen Drive near Woodland Hills Drive.
Detectives said the man was spinning his gun on his finger when it went off. He shot himself in the stomach and is now in the hospital, officials said.
Deputies have not shared an update on how he's doing.
HUMBLE, Texas - Deputies said a father accidentally shot himself at his daughter's 16th birthday party in Humble Saturday.
It happened at a home on Wintergreen Drive near Woodland Hills Drive.
Detectives said the man was spinning his gun on his finger when it went off. He shot himself in the stomach and is now in the hospital, officials said.
Deputies have not shared an update on how he's doing.
