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Old 03-09-19, 04:18 PM
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Darwin Awards winner!!

https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/...nter-lion-cage

What could possibly go wrong??
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Old 03-09-19, 04:37 PM
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Old 03-10-19, 09:32 AM
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Old 03-10-19, 11:11 AM
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Wow, people aren't brave anymore. Timmy Treadwell didn't need a cage.
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Old 03-10-19, 11:59 AM
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Hmmm... "Wildlife Safari" in Winston, Oregon used to allow one to drive through the lion enclosure. One still does, but they've moved the lions out.

I think they prohibit convertibles and motorcycles. I assume no bikes in the park either.

One can get photos with cheetahs, but I don't think there is any actual physical contact between the park guests and the animals.

They have also penned up the elephants for a couple of reasons. First of all, the elphants apparently are destructive to the local vegetation (they now have steel trees in the elephant enclosure). Allegedly there was an incident where a circus trained elephant sat on a guest's car.

For a little extra, however, one can order an "elephant car wash". No guarantees the car comes out cleaner when finished than when started.

You can also do a tug-o-war with the lions, but the lion is on the other side of a pretty heavy duty fence.
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Old 03-10-19, 04:18 PM
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Another attempted suicide-by-selfie, unsuccessful although this jaguar seems popular for SxS attempts. This is its second try at helping visitors earn Darwin Awards.

In a typically cheeky British vein, the BBC assures us the jaguar will not be punished. Unlike drivers of British Jaguars.

Thank goodness for an endless supply of thoughts and prayers. T&P for SxS all around.

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Old 03-11-19, 03:28 PM
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I think Fox News beat them to that line.

The problem is actually illiteracy. There is a warning sign but these people are all Don/Dawn Reed.

We need to teach that in school.
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Old 03-11-19, 04:33 PM
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You all need to see Grizzly Man.

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Old 03-11-19, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rollfast View Post
The problem is actually illiteracy. There is a warning sign but these people are all Don/Dawn Reed.
There's a short, flat hike nearby to an ice cave. In an unstable low altitude glacier. The area around the cave is roped off and there are signs everywhere that basically say people die here, don't be stupid. You can see dozens of people in there at a time.
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Old 03-11-19, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by canklecat View Post
Another attempted suicide-by-selfie, unsuccessful although this jaguar seems popular for SxS attempts. This is its second try at helping visitors earn Darwin Awards.
I heard the victim in this instance at least admitted it was her fault. Lesson learned one would hope.
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Old 03-12-19, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Seattle Forrest View Post
There's a short, flat hike nearby to an ice cave. In an unstable low altitude glacier. The area around the cave is roped off and there are signs everywhere that basically say people die here, don't be stupid. You can see dozens of people in there at a time.
Like doing the hot soak thing at Yellowstone.
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My sister used to work for a cat rescue and would occasionally go inside with a cougar or a puma by themselves when with a veterinarian but she's the one who fed them everyday.


You wouldn't want to turn your back on any of them.
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Old 04-16-19, 02:17 PM
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Another last selfie story, but with a matching name: A Briar Cliff U student fell off a cliff. https://globalnews.ca/news/5173563/c...g-cliff-photo/
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Old 04-17-19, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Zedoo View Post
Another last selfie story, but with a matching name: A Briar Cliff U student fell off a cliff. https://globalnews.ca/news/5173563/c...g-cliff-photo/
"exemplary student" too bad the school didn't have a course in common sense.
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Old 04-17-19, 10:41 PM
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Probably Sam Sayers died taking a selfie on Vesper.
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Old 05-04-19, 11:27 PM
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just have to remove yourself from the gene pool

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Do they mail these out? That could get to be expensive.
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nah, i think it is more of a list than anything
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Old 05-09-19, 07:48 PM
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just found this section of ******, i think it has a few winners or at least a few runners up

https://www.******.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/
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just found this section of ******, i think it has a few winners or at least a few runners up

https://www.******.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/
Perfect apart from the "No Death!" rule.
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Would I love to pet a lion, hell yeah!

Am I stupid enough to think I could walk up to one and sit on it, really really hope I'm not.
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Originally Posted by leob1 View Post
Would I love to pet a lion, hell yeah!

Am I stupid enough to think I could walk up to one and sit on it, really really hope I'm not.
Stick to young cubs, isolated in zoo nurseries, and you should be OK.
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Old 05-15-19, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by leob1 View Post
Would I love to pet a lion, hell yeah!

Am I stupid enough to think I could walk up to one and sit on it, really really hope I'm not.
And a bear, they look so cuddly.
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