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Old 01-12-21, 11:23 PM
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Nanobots in baby diapers oh jeez

The latest late night radio conspiracy now mom will know when babyís diaper needs changing. The diaper will send out a signal to momís Bluetooth device telling her the diaper needs a change. The nanobots will detect the soiling of the diaper and send out the destress signal. I think I will make me a late night peanut butter sandwich to curb these hunger pangs. I know the peanut butter is full of nanobots but I donít care I am hungry.
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The latest late night radio conspiracy now mom will know when babyís diaper needs changing. The diaper will send out a signal to momís Bluetooth device telling her the diaper needs a change. The nanobots will detect the soiling of the diaper and send out the destress signal. I think I will make me a late night peanut butter sandwich to curb these hunger pangs. I know the peanut butter is full of nanobots but I donít care I am hungry.
I might need some of those nano filled adult nappies in a few years. Bring it.
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Registering nannybot dawt kom now!
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I suppose the human nose wasn't an effective indicator?

So now we need a high tech "solution?"
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be careful. that 'peanut butter' might be diaper filling in disguise.
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be careful. that 'peanut butter' might be diaper filling in disguise.
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man, this would have been handy. Yesterday was the first day in my house in six and a half years with no kid having pee in their pants... not counting the beds, which is still another story.
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