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Old 01-14-06, 07:41 PM
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across the street from Emory University (a prestigous university in Atlanta) when this professor-looking guy looking to be about 50 years old wearing glasses dressed with a sweater and khakis buys his coffee and sits two tables over from me. He walks to the newspaper rack which holds several different journals and selects "Creative Loafing", a newsweekly journal that features news, culture, contemporary music and the arts. He was not interested in the main section but immediately pulled out the small 10-page insert that features strip clubs, adult entertainment, personals, etc. and is reading it. All of a sudden he is surprised when unexpectantly two female professors/teachers walk up with their coffees recognize him and proceed to sit with him. He descreetly closed the insert from the backside so that the generic adverstisement was showing. I kept watching and sure enough after a few minutes one of the ladies turned over the insert to the front cover to show a scantily clad blonde pron star blowing a kiss.

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Old 01-14-06, 08:18 PM
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Sweeeet!
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Old 01-14-06, 08:24 PM
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Yeah, but the chics hot? Seems the hotter the chic, the less they mind that I have my Playboys laying out in the open..
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Heh, heh, heh... THAT'S what makes us HOT
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Originally Posted by Stacey
Heh, heh, heh... THAT'S what makes us HOT
Note to self: Carry Playboys under arm next time you are at Stacey's house.
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Old 01-15-06, 06:14 AM
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Dirty ol' man! Oh, wait, I resemble that remark....



Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
Yeah, but the chics hot? Seems the hotter the chic, the less they mind that I have my Playboys laying out in the open..
My wife seems to like the anime stuff. I'm not too big on it, but whatever floats your boat.
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Old 01-15-06, 01:12 PM
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the japornimation as I call it, is some hillarious stuff....I mean how many times does a Ketchup bottle spawn tentacles and tries to have sex with something?
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Old 01-15-06, 02:00 PM
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You call it pornography. I call it ART!
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Old 01-15-06, 02:17 PM
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Heh, MERTON needs to go get hold of a few episodes of "La Blue Girl"...that will show him what he's missin.

...and the other 2.1million messed up japornime titles.
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