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Old 01-17-06, 04:09 PM
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Fun With Eggs!

If you stick an egg in between your buttocks, and squeeze as hard as you can, it wont break. Try it! It's because of the shape of the egg, and do not put the egg up your ass
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Old 01-17-06, 04:15 PM
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This is vile.

You are a disgrace to your age.
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Old 01-17-06, 04:19 PM
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I would be interested to know how you found that out or, more importantly, WHY you found that out.
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Old 01-17-06, 04:37 PM
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I found it out on the Radio. and I havn't tried it out... And for the aussies here, What do you listen to?
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Old 01-17-06, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MsVicki
I would be interested to know how you found that out or, more importantly, WHY you found that out.
I think Pink Nija has WAY to much free time
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I usually just crack them on the side of the pan, but I'm a retro-grouch.

I have heard that an egg could survive (remain intact) at the bottom of the ocean because of it's shape, but again, that's pretty useless to me. I keep them in the fridge.

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Old 01-17-06, 05:45 PM
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This is nuts!!!!! He WANTS you to try it so the egg will break and run down your legs like a loose load. Only a moron would try it. For what purpose, who knows.
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Old 01-17-06, 05:53 PM
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This thread is worthless without pictures

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Originally Posted by wfin2004
He WANTS you to try it so the egg will break and run down your legs like a loose load. Only a moron would try it. For what purpose, who knows.
Oh! Well, when you put it that way, it makes perfect sense!... I do know a couple of morons... I may bring up this bit of trivia to them.
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Old 01-17-06, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sunninho
This thread is worthless without pictures

Nah, let's get a video OK?

ALright, found a video:



NSFW warning: extreme adult-content...

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Old 01-17-06, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
Nah, let's get a video OK?

ALright, found a video:



NSFW warning: extreme adult-content...
ahahahaha that movie is gold!
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Old 01-17-06, 07:31 PM
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Go ahead... try your luck.
More business for the proctologist.
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Man you dsl'rs!
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LOL slvoid. hey is you name pronounced like sul-void or s-l void or what ever lol?
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OK...I tried it...and you're right, I couldn't get it to break.

But they'll never let me into Bob Evans again.
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The coolest thing I ever did w/ an egg was stand it up on it's end. Usually they just fall over, but this one time of the year, it didn't. Kind of awesome in a geeky sort of way.
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Originally Posted by EJ123
LOL slvoid. hey is you name pronounced like sul-void or s-l void or what ever lol?
The user name's like 10 years old back when I was a programming geek. I don't remember what it stands for anymore.
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Originally Posted by Louis
OK...I tried it...and you're right, I couldn't get it to break.
Odd, they said it wouldn't break on the radio (You are supposed to tell people and its SUPPOSED to crack) then they tried it But they couldnt get it to crack... I listen to triple J for those people in aus wondering what the hell I get it from...
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The only egg I have available is from an ostrich, and I'm not THAT fat yet.
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Originally Posted by Louis
OK...I tried it...and you're right, I couldn't get it to break.

But they'll never let me into Bob Evans again.

I'm still laughing.
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Is Bob Evans some guy in America?
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Originally Posted by Pink_Ninja
Is Bob Evans some guy in America?
It's a family-type chain restaurant known for homestyle food.
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News flash:

Kari from Mythbusters will try to bust this myth, on the next episode of Mythbusters.



/please please please
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Originally Posted by wfin2004
This is nuts!!!!! He WANTS you to try it so the egg will break and run down your legs like a loose load. Only a moron would try it. For what purpose, who knows.
Dang. I wish I'd seen your post yesterday...
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Originally Posted by wfin2004
This is nuts!!!!! He WANTS you to try it so the egg will break and run down your legs like a loose load. Only a moron would try it. For what purpose, who knows.
It broke for me. To the guy in the drive-thru: your McMuffin didn't have chocolate chips, FYI.
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