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Old 01-19-06, 08:52 PM
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Your best insult.

Lemme hear 'em!
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Old 01-19-06, 09:01 PM
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It would have too much swearing in it
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Old 01-19-06, 09:08 PM
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"shut up youre garbage"
"**** u **tt*f*****"
silly b**ch
scr3w u ***kface
act ur age not ur **** size
u want me to tear u a new a**h**** for you to ****?
if ugly is a tree u fell and hit every f*****g branch
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Old 01-19-06, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by madbiker555
It would have too much swearing in it
Just **** it.

Like EJ up there.
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Old 01-19-06, 09:15 PM
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My best insults only come out when the opportunity arises. I'll just leave it at noting there's more than a few people in this world who are a couple neurons short of a synapse.

Actually, how about this one: Your thread is so lame the Google Adbot can't even come up with a relevant ad for it.
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Old 01-19-06, 09:17 PM
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Madbikker dont be a pu**yjk
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Old 01-19-06, 09:19 PM
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If stupid was contagious, you'd be a plague...
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Old 01-19-06, 09:21 PM
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To quote MERTON, complete with spelling errors,

Originally Posted by MERTON
you're so lame.... you're so lame you forgot to wipe your but when you finished....


yeah... hahaawww!!!
You dress in the manner of a male prostitute!
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Old 01-19-06, 09:22 PM
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ahahha
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Old 01-19-06, 09:23 PM
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Your penis is small.
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Old 01-19-06, 09:23 PM
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I think MERTON can be considered 1337.
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Old 01-19-06, 09:25 PM
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Merton teh pwn3r.
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Yeah, well MERTON's from Texas. And GW Bush is l337 down there too.
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Old 01-19-06, 09:28 PM
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Bush=t3h uber pwnz0r!!11!32
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Is that your head? or did your neck puke?
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Originally Posted by MERTON
what errors?

Your mom's an error.



...Pwned.
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It ain't but, it's butt. And of course, it's error, not errors.
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Old 01-19-06, 10:23 PM
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I find you and your mannerism offensive. You also emit a foul odor.
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Look! It's another pick on MERTON thread!!!!
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Party pooper.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-19-06, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Look! It's another pick on MERTON thread!!!!
That's exactly why I made this thread, so MERTON would get sucked in and insulted to death... or life, depends on how you think of MERTON.
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Old 01-19-06, 10:39 PM
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Your mama's so fat, she put on Guess jeans, and the answer popped out.
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damnit merton owned my penis joke
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Originally Posted by MERTON
oh shuttup...


bah... i'm tired of thinking of insults.
Merton getting tired of thinking didn't take long.
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Originally Posted by jyossarian
Merton getting tired of thinking didn't take long.
Ouch...
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