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Old 02-28-06, 03:01 PM
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Smoke bombs!
My brother and I threw smoke bombs in peoples cars when they left their windows open in the summer time.
It was funny to watch people come out and they were like WHAT THE ****!
I wasn't always a good little girl.
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Many years ago, I pulled a prank on my older brother.


At that time, he always got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. After my brother first went to bed and fell asleep one night, I crept out of my room and completely covered his doorway with duct tape, its sticky side facing inward. I then went into another room and waited.

When my brother woke to answer nature's call, he first found himself sealed inside his room by a massive, reinforced, wall of duct tape. Due to the urgency of his bladder and having no sharp object handy to cut the tape, he burst through it....clad only in underwear.

After hurredly relieving himself in the bathroom, my brother set out on a search-and-destroy mission on the person who pulled the dirty trick. It must have been dawn by the time he was too pooped to kill me but he still had duct tape sticking to his body.

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Old 02-28-06, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by powerhouse
Many years ago, pulled a prank on my older brother.


At that time, he always got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. After my brother first went to bed and fell asleep one night, I crept out of my room and completely covered, his doorway with duct tape, its sticky side facing inward. I then went into another room and waited.

When my brother woke to answer nature's call, he first found that himself sealed inside his room by a massive wall of duct tape. Due to the urgency of his bladder and having no sharp object handy, he burst through it....clad only in underwear.

After hurredly relieving himself in the bathroom, he then set out on a search-and-destroy mission on the person who pulled the dirty trick. It must have been dawn by the time he was too pooped to kill me, but he still had duct tape sticking to his body.
OHMYGOSH, that is so wrong and yet so funny.
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Well in college a few of us snuck in the nursing lab where all the dummies were and undressed them all and placed them into - ehem - naughty positions throughout the lab. That was the funniest I can remember right now.
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Originally Posted by substructure
Well in college a few of us snuck in the nursing lab where all the dummies were and undressed them all and placed them into - ehem - naughty positions throughout the lab. That was the funniest I can remember right now.
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Originally Posted by TexasGuy
I think it turned me on because I married a nurse later on. And we have done .... well, never mind.
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Originally Posted by substructure
I think it turned me on because I married a nurse later on. And we have done .... well, never mind.
No no continue withj your story. I Insist
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About twenty years ago I moved out of an apartment in Michigan, also moved out of the state. Last thing I did before leaving the apartment, I thought what the hell, dropped a pound of ground beef back behind the oven.
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Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
Daddy? Tell us a story?

The best prank I was ever involved with was one my dad pulled on an obnoxious neighbor when I was a freshman in high school.

Our next door neighbor who’s whole life seemed to be nothing but a game of one-upmanship with his fellow man, had bought a new VW bug. It was when they had first came out. He was crowing that he was one of the very first people to have one, and he got it as a second car to drive to work, so that his wife could be the only mom on the block with a car at home during the week. He bragged about its great gas mileage, across the fence to anyone who would listen to him.

The Scam.
Every morning before my dad drove me to school, he would be my lookout and watch the neighbor drink his coffee through our matching kitchen windows while I would sneak over to our neighbor’s driveway and open the bonnet of the shinny new bug to add a pint of gas to the little cars tank.

This went on for over a month and the word of the deception had spread to every single closed lipped neighbor. The only topic of interest for a while their was “how’s the mileage on that new car Ed?” Ed was beside himself with pride, and would go on and on about how he was getting 60 miles per gallon with the VW and how clever those Germans were.

The Hook.
One Sunday afternoon at a neighborhood BBQ that Ed had thrown most certainly as a vehicle to further bask in the glory that he gleaned from that little miracle car, one of the neighbors suggested. “Ed, you know that you are getting a lot better mileage than VW is advertising. It’s probably because you are so good at driving a manual but still, I bet the dealership would be interested in knowing about it. They might even use you in a promotion or something.” Every one was in complete prearranged agreement. Ed was on cloud nine, and I hadn’t added any gas that morning or the morning before.

The Sting.
Monday Ed called the dealership and made an appointment for Tuesday.
They were glad he liked the car and were happy to check it over. They gave him a complementary tune up just because he was such a good customer.
In the following weeks Ed morphed through a series of degenerating moods until finely approaching the weekend of the third week he was at his wits end and begging the dealer ship to please undo what ever it was that they had done to rob him from the stellar mileage that he knew the little car was capable of. No amount of explaining would convince him that he should be happy with 30 miles per gallon. He knew better, and was convinced he was the innocent victim of some cruel Government cover-up.
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Old 02-28-06, 05:14 PM
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OK since I got home...time to start.

Me and my friend's Fiancee decided to play a severely cruel prank on him...I nearly got my ass whooped over it when he realized he was had. We also got a friend of mine he didn't know involved.

Bit of foreground....dude's a nice guy, but he's known for getting ********ly drunk, and passing out...she asked him to stop numerous times, as did I, but he never listens....for sake of his liver, we decided to give him the scare of a lifetime.

It started with a night of drinking....we made sure he got drunk enough to pass out.

Next morning...he wakes up at my friend's house...nobody's home, and his clothes are on the floor...he's naked on a couch.

In his car, there is a pair of underwear....women's, and not the size of his fiancee.

Well, of course he's freaking so he calls me for advice...I literally had to have his fiancee put a pair of pliers on my hand to keep me from laughing...I told him to "just act like it never happened".

So he comes home and tries to play it cool....of course she went out to rent a DVD..."unfaithful". We subtlely screw with his mind for about 3 days before he breaks down in front of us and admits that he cheated on her....

...of course once we break the news to him, he gets pised at me for playing him like that...I have never laughed so hard while someone was trying to kick my ass, ever

Oh, and they are now happily married...actually he thinks it was pretty funny after he cooled down a bit.
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It was around christmas time and we had this guy who absolutely hated it. We would often tease him about and he would cuss us out. So one day one of the guys made a magnetic sign that said " honk if you like santa " and stuck it on the back of his truck. So its the end of the day and we watch him go to his truck trying to be as straight faced as we could. As he is leaving we laugh and head back into the office and not two minutes later he walks in! We thought we were busted but he just forgot his sunglasses and was totally clueless. It took him two days to figure out why people where honking at him.
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Ahhh...duct tape. Brings back memories of duct taping hairy people together...
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Old 02-28-06, 05:54 PM
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You guys are giving me some seriously bad ideas. Tommorow is going to be fun.
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Originally Posted by catatonic
OK since I got home...time to start.

Me and my friend's Fiancee decided to play a severely cruel prank on him...I nearly got my ass whooped over it when he realized he was had. We also got a friend of mine he didn't know involved.

Bit of foreground....dude's a nice guy, but he's known for getting ********ly drunk, and passing out...she asked him to stop numerous times, as did I, but he never listens....for sake of his liver, we decided to give him the scare of a lifetime.

It started with a night of drinking....we made sure he got drunk enough to pass out.

Next morning...he wakes up at my friend's house...nobody's home, and his clothes are on the floor...he's naked on a couch.

In his car, there is a pair of underwear....women's, and not the size of his fiancee.

Well, of course he's freaking so he calls me for advice...I literally had to have his fiancee put a pair of pliers on my hand to keep me from laughing...I told him to "just act like it never happened".

So he comes home and tries to play it cool....of course she went out to rent a DVD..."unfaithful". We subtlely screw with his mind for about 3 days before he breaks down in front of us and admits that he cheated on her....

...of course once we break the news to him, he gets pised at me for playing him like that...I have never laughed so hard while someone was trying to kick my ass, ever

Oh, and they are now happily married...actually he thinks it was pretty funny after he cooled down a bit.
AJHAHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
DAmn that oughtta be a lesson learned
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One more that I just thought of...

If you want a really really bad (smelling) joke...

When you get a ride from someone, right before you get out find a way to spray the fart spray. Now as I said before, this stuff can fill a small banquet room, imagine it in a small car! ahahahahahahahahahaha



errr....
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Originally Posted by hi565
One more that I just thought of...

If you want a really really bad (smelling) joke...

When you get a ride from someone, right before you get out find a way to spray the fart spray. Now as I said before, this stuff can fill a small banquet room, imagine it in a small car! ahahahahahahahahahaha



errr....
And then bam get ran over.
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And then bam get ran over.
Emeril was driving?
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I guess. It happend so fast I didnt even get to see the license
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one of the worst things i have done in the form of a prank was this: do you guys know the phone taps on z100? they stage phone calls. so me and my older freind did this to my mom. it was like 10 at night, my older freind places a call to my mother and says that he is a cop, and i got busted smoking weed. she didnt say much, astonished at what she was hearing. untill he gave the phone to me. i said "mom, i am so sorry." then it was equal to a nuclear explosion on the other end of the phone. i said "mom! calm down it was just some weed!" that sent it more over the edge. after a little bit more i had my older freind take the phone and say that she needed to come pick me up. we hung up and just luaghed like crazy! it was so funny! then i called her cell and told her it was all a prank. the flipped again, i am not sure if she beleived me at first. oh my god, it was the best.
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Heh.
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I was seeing this guy and I liked him...a lot. And I thought he liked me too. Apparantly he liked my roommate more then he liked me. Instead of being a stand up fella and saying...hey I dig your roommate can I ask her out he went over to our apartment when I wasn't there to see her. Well...he made this cutsie picnic for the two of them in the middle of the living room floor and when I came back from class the two of them were...having lunch and a little of each other.

It didn't surprise me that Rebecca would do something like that...it was just the sort of thing she did. I don't think she ever had a boyfriend that wasn't currently seeing someone else. Anyway...so for the prank. I made a batch of chocolate chunk brownies. Bought 2 packages of chocolate flavored ex-lax melted one package down (doesn't melt real well btw had to mix it with real chocolate) and stirred it into the batter and chunked the rest up and mixed it all together. It baked up real nicely.

By all accounts Jeffery wasn't seen for HOURS. Of course he shared. With all his roommates. 5 guys with the runs in one apartment...2 bathrooms.

I never asked.....
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Mnay times I have heated a bolt or nut with a torch and then tossed it to a coworker, "Hey! Catch" Also done with charged capacitors.
Crazy glued a quarter to the floor in front of the service counter when I worked for a hardware store. Amazing how people would struggle to get that thing up.
Put two 1/4 inch ball bearings in the stem of a coworkers bike with a "love" note, done in about two minutes with him in the shop. He thought there was something wrong with the headset and kept messing with it finally chasing the sound to the stem. He took the stem apart, "Hey whats this? There is a piece of paper in here. It has something on it, (Hello Matt, Love Chuck)" Followed by cursing.
In highschool a guy sprayed gravel on my truck. So I followed him out of the lot and pushed his car into four lanes of traffic on the red.
I jacked up a guys car and blocked the drive wheels just off the ground.

My Dad did a bunch of stuff. When he was in highschool they still used stoves in each room for heat. He and some freinds climbed up on the roof with some watersoaked burlap and tied the chimneys shut.
They would also wad 22 rounds in paper and toss them in the stoves. Blamm!
They also stripped their highschool basketball coach naked and locked him in the trunk of his own car.
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April Fools joke a few years back

Lived in the same apartment complex as a coworker/friend of mine. She had a cat. No animals allowed in the apartment complex. I had received a letter from the complex about some exterminating they had done so I had their letterhead.

Drafted myself a letter telling her that the complex had found out about her cat and were evicting her. Getting rid of the cat was not good enough and neither was paying an additional pet fee every month. They were kicking her out for breaking the rules. She had 30 days to find a new place to live.

She called me all panicked. "what am I going to do? where am I going to live?" It was great. Let her think she was getting kicked out all day.

Haven't done any other real good ones.
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